Little BabyDoll Christine Posted February 22, 2022 Share Posted February 22, 2022 The language is definitely deteriorating. My cousin has been on the local police force for 33 years. One day he was on a stake out and arrest. His paretner was a 22 year old rookie. Being the senior officer, my cousin went in to do the arrest and says to his parther "cover me" so they guy puts a pair of rubber panties on my cousin's head Link to comment
square_duck Posted March 14, 2022 Share Posted March 14, 2022 *Dark humor* I heard it said that Jack the Ripper was a real knife guy.... ?? Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted March 14, 2022 Share Posted March 14, 2022 26 minutes ago, square_duck said: *Dark humor* I heard it said that Jack the Ripper was a real knife guy.... ?? Lizzy Borden wants to axe a question about that... Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted March 14, 2022 Share Posted March 14, 2022 She was going to do an interview with Albert De Salvo in Boston, but he goes right for the throat. She did not bother with Ted Kazinsk because everything he did bombed Link to comment
square_duck Posted March 15, 2022 Share Posted March 15, 2022 I also heard Jeffery Dahmer was a bit ahead of his time.... ??? Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted March 15, 2022 Share Posted March 15, 2022 The Son of Same wanted to create a wholesale club named in honor of his date Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted March 16, 2022 Share Posted March 16, 2022 When someone asked me to describe atheism, I said "nonparishable" Link to comment
rusty pins Posted March 16, 2022 Share Posted March 16, 2022 Is a Pronoun a Noun that lost it's armature status? Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 Either that or the ideology of a person who supports nouns Link to comment
square_duck Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 Hear about the Chinese cattle farmer named Ho Lee??? He branded all his cattle with his name, so if any of them wandered off to another farm or elseware, everyone would immediatly know that they were a Ho Lee cow.....?? ..........I'll just be in the other room... Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 2 hours ago, square_duck said: Hear about the Chinese cattle farmer named Ho Lee??? He branded all his cattle with his name, so if any of them wandered off to another farm or elseware, everyone would immediatly know that they were a Ho Lee cow.....?? ..........I'll just be in the other room... Harry Caray approved of this joke. Jack Brickhouse wants to know if the cows eat hay hay. Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 No, they are fed the finest corn and wheat grain and their manure makes a most excellent fertilizer. So, from the North to the South, all China say "Ho Lee Shit" Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 My Lisa Michelle Denise Christine says she is going to be a songstress and perfomr under the name "Adoll" Link to comment
rusty pins Posted March 27, 2022 Share Posted March 27, 2022 What do you call dandruff in a woman's pubic hair? Clitty Litter! Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 Did you hear about the new band being formed? Will Smith and the Slaps Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 35 minutes ago, Little Christine said: Did you hear about the new band being formed? Will Smith and the Slaps Is it a Rock band? Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted March 29, 2022 Share Posted March 29, 2022 Just now, ValentinesStuff said: Is it a Rock band? Yeah CHRIStian Rock 1 Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted March 31, 2022 Share Posted March 31, 2022 Monday morning after the Oscar's, Chris Rock examined his face and found the Fresh Prints. 1 Link to comment
square_duck Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 18 hours ago, ValentinesStuff said: Monday morning after the Oscar's, Chris Rock examined his face and found the Fresh Prints. ?? Link to comment
diaprbayb Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 A Ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a Beer... The Bartender says "sorry, we don't serve Food here." Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted April 3, 2022 Share Posted April 3, 2022 Tina: what kind of mashed potatoes do you use? Tara: Idahoan Tina: Where do you get them? Tara: Dunkin' Tina: I did not know they sold potatoes Tara: You never heard of Dunkin' Idahoan? Link to comment
rusty pins Posted April 6, 2022 Share Posted April 6, 2022 Why did the spoonchicken cross the road? Because the side of the road he was on smelled like farts! Link to comment
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