Bad Jokes

[WetParts]

no that wasn't the song.

 

 

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

How 'bout

 

[square_duck]

Opera.....

( since the first part of the question has nothing to do with the second part)

Or..... "Raindrops are fallin' on my head"

 

[ValentinesStuff]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh85R-S-dh8

 

 

[square_duck]

26 minutes ago, ValentinesStuff said:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh85R-S-dh8

 

 

Wtf did'nt I think of THAT!!??? ......brilliant!!?

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

3 hours ago, square_duck said:

Wtf did'nt I think of THAT!!??? ......brilliant!!?

I did, but I thought it was a bit of a reach, even for a bad joke, and might have used it came to it. It was actually released as a single in 1972 or very late 71

You might know this song by Dion in 1963, either originally or from the oldies shows. The original by the Drifters is FAR better as is the case with RUBY RUBY

 

[ValentinesStuff]

Or maybe

 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QSA-yHzkvP8

[BabyJune]

A Policeman sees a blonde (woman) in a convertible and she is speeding. He turns on his police lights, but she ignores him. He drives up alongside her and yells, "Pull Over!" She looks at him, points to her sweater and says, "Actually, it's a cardigan."

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

2 hours ago, BabyJune said:

A Policeman sees a blonde (woman) in a convertible and she is speeding. He turns on his police lights, but she ignores him. He drives up alongside her and yells, "Pull Over!" She looks at him, points to her sweater and says, "Actually, it's a cardigan."

Sooooo may blonde wannabes!

Now, back to our regularly scheduled programming.

 

[WetParts]

Ok, ok, here's the joke - you tell someone that some percentage of people play with themselves in the shower and the rest sing in the show. Do you know what song they sing?  

They usually reply "I don't know" or "Tell me" and you just laugh at them because they just told what group they are in - (the play with themselves group.) So all you people who made up answers must be in the other group who sing in the shower.

 

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

Well, we either made the joke an anti-climax, or do not have to play with ourselves so we CAN sing in the shower without any stress

[BabyJune]

19 hours ago, WetParts said:

Ok, ok, here's the joke - you tell someone that some percentage of people play with themselves in the shower and the rest sing in the show. Do you know what song they sing?  

They usually reply "I don't know" or "Tell me" and you just laugh at them because they just told what group they are in - (the play with themselves group.) So all you people who made up answers must be in the other group who sing in the shower.

 

"Come On Eileen" unless Eileen isn't in the shower with you.

[WetParts]

What I sing is, "He's got the whole world, in his hands..."

[ValentinesStuff]

 

[square_duck]

On 3/30/2021 at 10:55 AM, WetParts said:

Ok, ok, here's the joke - you tell someone that some percentage of people play with themselves in the shower and the rest sing in the show. Do you know what song they sing?  

They usually reply "I don't know" or "Tell me" and you just laugh at them because they just told what group they are in - (the play with themselves group.) So all you people who made up answers must be in the other group who sing in the shower.

 

If thats the case then, it's not much of a joke ?

[Firefly 35]

A newspaper delivery guy inveted a newspaper cannon to make his job easier although it would often hit windows and potted plants and everything in between.  People complained that they did request "breaking news".

[rusty pins]

On 3/30/2021 at 1:55 PM, WetParts said:

Ok, ok, here's the joke - you tell someone that some percentage of people play with themselves in the shower and the rest sing in the show. Do you know what song they sing?  

They usually reply "I don't know" or "Tell me" and you just laugh at them because they just told what group they are in - (the play with themselves group.) So all you people who made up answers must be in the other group who sing in the shower.

 

I sing, "Great Balls of Fire!"

[ValentinesStuff]

2 hours ago, rusty pins said:

I sing, "Great Balls of Fire!"

They make ointments for that.

[Crinklz Kat]

3 hours ago, ValentinesStuff said:

They make ointments for that.

And stronger medications should the ointment not work! ?

[ValentinesStuff]

I defy anyone to say the title of this article out loud without giggling.

 

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2021/04/01/world/uranus-xrays-detected-scli-scn-intl/index.html

 

Scientists have discovered X-rays coming from Uranus

 

[square_duck]

59 minutes ago, ValentinesStuff said:

I defy anyone to say the title of this article out loud without giggling.

 

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2021/04/01/world/uranus-xrays-detected-scli-scn-intl/index.html

 

Scientists have discovered X-rays coming from Uranus

 

THEY DID NOT!!!!! ? I had a nice thick cloth diaper and plastic pants on at the time...... They might have detected gas..... or fumes ?? 

............but no x-rays! ?

[BabyJune]

A priest, a minister and a rabbi are walking down the street. the priest and the minister walk into a bar. The rabbi ducks his head.

[Crinklz Kat]

13 hours ago, square_duck said:

THEY DID NOT!!!!! ? I had a nice thick cloth diaper and plastic pants on at the time...... They might have detected gas..... or fumes ?? 

............but no x-rays! ?

Those fumes would be F-rays.   ?   I suppose you could call 'em X rays if they clear the whole room.

[square_duck]

On 4/2/2021 at 12:51 PM, Crinklz Kat said:

Those fumes would be F-rays.   ?   I suppose you could call 'em X rays if they clear the whole room.

???

[square_duck]

If a master installer of zippers in jeans needed a name, could you just call him "Lord of the Flies"... ??