Little BabyDoll Christine Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 How 'bout Link to comment
square_duck Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 Opera..... ( since the first part of the question has nothing to do with the second part) Or..... "Raindrops are fallin' on my head" Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh85R-S-dh8 Link to comment
square_duck Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 26 minutes ago, ValentinesStuff said: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh85R-S-dh8 Wtf did'nt I think of THAT!!??? ......brilliant!!? Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 3 hours ago, square_duck said: Wtf did'nt I think of THAT!!??? ......brilliant!!? I did, but I thought it was a bit of a reach, even for a bad joke, and might have used it came to it. It was actually released as a single in 1972 or very late 71 You might know this song by Dion in 1963, either originally or from the oldies shows. The original by the Drifters is FAR better as is the case with RUBY RUBY Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 Or maybe https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QSA-yHzkvP8 Link to comment
BabyJune Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 A Policeman sees a blonde (woman) in a convertible and she is speeding. He turns on his police lights, but she ignores him. He drives up alongside her and yells, "Pull Over!" She looks at him, points to her sweater and says, "Actually, it's a cardigan." Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 2 hours ago, BabyJune said: A Policeman sees a blonde (woman) in a convertible and she is speeding. He turns on his police lights, but she ignores him. He drives up alongside her and yells, "Pull Over!" She looks at him, points to her sweater and says, "Actually, it's a cardigan." Sooooo may blonde wannabes! Now, back to our regularly scheduled programming. Link to comment
WetParts Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 Ok, ok, here's the joke - you tell someone that some percentage of people play with themselves in the shower and the rest sing in the show. Do you know what song they sing? They usually reply "I don't know" or "Tell me" and you just laugh at them because they just told what group they are in - (the play with themselves group.) So all you people who made up answers must be in the other group who sing in the shower. Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 Well, we either made the joke an anti-climax, or do not have to play with ourselves so we CAN sing in the shower without any stress Link to comment
BabyJune Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 19 hours ago, WetParts said: Ok, ok, here's the joke - you tell someone that some percentage of people play with themselves in the shower and the rest sing in the show. Do you know what song they sing? They usually reply "I don't know" or "Tell me" and you just laugh at them because they just told what group they are in - (the play with themselves group.) So all you people who made up answers must be in the other group who sing in the shower. "Come On Eileen" unless Eileen isn't in the shower with you. Link to comment
WetParts Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 What I sing is, "He's got the whole world, in his hands..." Link to comment
square_duck Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 On 3/30/2021 at 10:55 AM, WetParts said: Ok, ok, here's the joke - you tell someone that some percentage of people play with themselves in the shower and the rest sing in the show. Do you know what song they sing? They usually reply "I don't know" or "Tell me" and you just laugh at them because they just told what group they are in - (the play with themselves group.) So all you people who made up answers must be in the other group who sing in the shower. If thats the case then, it's not much of a joke ? Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 A newspaper delivery guy inveted a newspaper cannon to make his job easier although it would often hit windows and potted plants and everything in between. People complained that they did request "breaking news". 1 Link to comment
rusty pins Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 On 3/30/2021 at 1:55 PM, WetParts said: Ok, ok, here's the joke - you tell someone that some percentage of people play with themselves in the shower and the rest sing in the show. Do you know what song they sing? They usually reply "I don't know" or "Tell me" and you just laugh at them because they just told what group they are in - (the play with themselves group.) So all you people who made up answers must be in the other group who sing in the shower. I sing, "Great Balls of Fire!" 1 Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 2 hours ago, rusty pins said: I sing, "Great Balls of Fire!" They make ointments for that. Link to comment
Crinklz Kat Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 3 hours ago, ValentinesStuff said: They make ointments for that. And stronger medications should the ointment not work! ? Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 I defy anyone to say the title of this article out loud without giggling. https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2021/04/01/world/uranus-xrays-detected-scli-scn-intl/index.html Scientists have discovered X-rays coming from Uranus 1 Link to comment
square_duck Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 59 minutes ago, ValentinesStuff said: I defy anyone to say the title of this article out loud without giggling. https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2021/04/01/world/uranus-xrays-detected-scli-scn-intl/index.html Scientists have discovered X-rays coming from Uranus THEY DID NOT!!!!! ? I had a nice thick cloth diaper and plastic pants on at the time...... They might have detected gas..... or fumes ?? ............but no x-rays! ? 2 Link to comment
BabyJune Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 A priest, a minister and a rabbi are walking down the street. the priest and the minister walk into a bar. The rabbi ducks his head. Link to comment
Crinklz Kat Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 13 hours ago, square_duck said: THEY DID NOT!!!!! ? I had a nice thick cloth diaper and plastic pants on at the time...... They might have detected gas..... or fumes ?? ............but no x-rays! ? Those fumes would be F-rays. ? I suppose you could call 'em X rays if they clear the whole room. Link to comment
square_duck Posted April 4, 2021 Share Posted April 4, 2021 On 4/2/2021 at 12:51 PM, Crinklz Kat said: Those fumes would be F-rays. ? I suppose you could call 'em X rays if they clear the whole room. ??? Link to comment
square_duck Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 If a master installer of zippers in jeans needed a name, could you just call him "Lord of the Flies"... ?? Link to comment
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