Bad Jokes

[square_duck]

Why do chicken coops have two doors???

 

Because if they had four, they would be a sedan!!!!?

 

Just stupid enough for me to relay here.....lol

[ValentinesStuff]

Shouldn't that be a duck coop?

[square_duck]

Nah, I think you are thinking of "Duck soup"....Marx bros thingy ?

[ValentinesStuff]

I went on safari and shot an elephant in my pajamas.

How it got in my pajamas I'll never know.

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

1 hour ago, ValentinesStuff said:

I went on safari and shot an elephant in my pajamas.

How it got in my pajamas I'll never know.

You think that was something. I want on safari and saw two elephants IN Safaris, so I shot them in their rears

[ValentinesStuff]

28 minutes ago, Little Christine said:

You think that was something. I want on safari and saw two elephants IN Safaris, so I shot them in their rears

Was that on the Northshore of the lake?

Depends upon what you shot them with. A vet may need to attend to their wounds. Or maybe Molly cares enough to help them. 

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

Just now, ValentinesStuff said:

Was that on the Northshore of the lake?

Depends upon what you shot them with. A vet may need to attend to their wounds. Or maybe Molly cares enough to help them. 

I see I have created not one, bot several ill monsters. I better cal security: I beena bad girl

[square_duck]

Nah, no lil monsters, just rebels.... ?

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

Must you be so Bella-cose?

[square_duck]

Sorry, I hope I didn't Violet anyones sensibilities..... ?

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

I will ask Angela

[Apache Raccoon]

What do you get if you cross an ABDL forum with India?

You get Delhi Diapers LOL

 

 

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

That is new to me

[ValentinesStuff]

1 hour ago, Apache Raccoon said:

What do you get if you cross an ABDL forum with India?

You get Delhi Diapers LOL

 

 

If you are padded at work selling pastrami, is that Deli Diapers?

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

About two hours ago, wearing my finest, I used my magic wand to set off a 10 megaton nuclear explosive for the Army Corps of Engineers to creat a large crater where they wanted to put a big underground bunker. It was described as a tiara boom today

[Apache Raccoon]

3 hours ago, ValentinesStuff said:

If you are padded at work selling pastrami, is that Deli Diapers?

lol

[rusty pins]

If Mikey added pastrami and bagels to his stuff for sale, then he just might rename the site, "Deli Diapers".  Then "Scoop the Poop" might have a double meaning!

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

And if he were Tibetan, would it be "Dahli Diapers"

[Crinklz Kat]

And if you're the former mayor of Chicago... it'd be Daly Diapers.

Ok... going to my room now.

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

And if you are Andrea Lynne  Rachel Christine or Lisa Michelle Denise Christine, would it be Dolly Diapers? 

 

There are going to be a TON of warning points flying around

[ValentinesStuff]

If your diapers are surreal, would they be Dali Diapers?

[Babygeebee]

if you placed then on your furniture would they be doily diapers?

[square_duck]

If you are slow in or procrastinate with changing......is that dally diapers????

 

Yes, there are some truly sick and disturbed people here.....just what I like!!!???

[rusty pins]

And if the site wasn't that interesting, it might be called "Dull-y Diapers"

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

And if it were in the first hit by the Kingston Trio, it would be "Dooley Diapers"