Your Real Name!

[baby-dandan]

Dan

Did anybody guess that?

[PArms]

Clark W. Griswold

Actually, it's Lopaka Mika'ele.

[acemanner]

Some people call me the space cowboy yeah

Some call me the gangster of love

Some people call me Maurice

Cause' I speak of the pompetous of love

People talk about me baby

Say I'm doin' you wrong, doin' you wrong

But don't you worry baby don't worry

Cause' I'm right here at home

Cause' I'm a picker

I'm a grinner

I'm a lover

And I'm a sinner

playin' my music in the sun

I'm a joker

I'm a smoker

I'm a mid-night toker

actually, my names SATAN... but the joker works much much better.

[Repaid1]

Some people call me the space cowboy yeah

Some call me the gangster of love

Some people call me Maurice

Cause' I speak of the pompetous of love

People talk about me baby

Say I'm doin' you wrong, doin' you wrong

But don't you worry baby don't worry

Cause' I'm right here at home

Cause' I'm a picker

I'm a grinner

I'm a lover

And I'm a sinner

playin' my music in the sun

I'm a joker

I'm a smoker

I'm a mid-night toker

actually, my names SATAN... but the joker works much much better.

Always a great song except for that word.... Always a great topic starter at the bar with that girl sitting next to you....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pompatus /end hijack

[curiositykilledthecat]

I have actually spelled my name out entirely in typos on another thread months ago, but since I know half of you anyways, my first name is Alan.

[sarah_ab]

I have actually spelled my name out entirely in typos on another thread months ago, but since I know half of you anyways, my first name is Alan.

*gasp* oh my god thats my fathers name... are you my father??? how awkward

[collegeguy2514]

The name's Jim, but most people call me.... Jim.

[Alice-chan]

Um...my names in my screen name. *points to "Alice-chan"* Yup. Thats it. Dead serious. Well...actually, my name is Alicia Roxanna Kobayashi-Martinez but thats being formal, which I am not. And I know what you're saying; "But you're a Sissy! How can your first name be 'Alice'?!" Well, that is a mystery I only tell my closest of friends. Currently, theres only 5 people who know why. One of those includes my mom.

The Angel of Hope,

Alice

Edit: Lol. Im not even a sissy anymore. Go figure.

[freswith]

Tony Blair

Opps! Bugger! I never said it. I was misquoted, it's all lies. Just another plot by the right-wing press to smear me. It's all down to Gordon. You know the bastard's really an AB and gay, don;t you? And only has one eye. He's always telling lies about me. Look, can you forget I said all this, you know, I think it would be wise or I'll send someone round and you'll be found in lying on a foot path with your wrists slashed.... both wrists... Suicide, of course!

[Yvhuce]

I am sure you know that Fred is short for "Frederick" which also happens to be both my younger brothers name and my grandfathers middle name, and also My uncles name, he goes by Uncle Rick. so "Fred' isn't THAT bad...and you don't need any legal stuff to change it, just ask that people refer to you as "Rick" instead, as it is a shortened version of your 'legal' name. for things like Checks and such, you might run into issues, but it's nothing that cannot be worked out.

BTW, underdogs side kick was named "Fred".....so it can't be all THAT bad

qwack

Try a lifetime worth of jokes by your peers based upon old cartoons and a particular horror movie villain... And add that to common portrayal of non-cartoon characters with that name is "that lame guy over there"... Also, I meant with stuff like my checking account and driver's license, and medical forms and stuff that lets me use the shortened version... I don't have the money to go and get another new driver's license. I just renewed it for another 8 years a couple of months ago, and had to borrow the money to do that...

Um...my names in my screen name. *points to "Alice-chan"* Yup. Thats it. Dead serious. And I know what you're saying; "But you're a Sissy! How can your first name be 'Alice'?!" Well, that is a mystery I only tell my closest of friends. Currently, theres only 5 people who know why. One of those includes my mom.

The Angel of Hope,

Alice

Parental mistake that resulted in guy with a girl's name? Speaking of which: Sylvester Stallone's character in the movie Cobra is named "Marion Cobrette" and states "I always wanted something tougher... Like Alice..."

[Rob]

Rob. Can be a noun or a verb.

[lilloki]

Jason Allen (look up that name and try to find me lol)

[Alice-chan]

Parental mistake that resulted in guy with a girl's name? Speaking of which: Sylvester Stallone's character in the movie Cobra is named "Marion Cobrette" and states "I always wanted something tougher... Like Alice..."

*waves my hand in front of my face* Yari yari yari. Nothing like that at all.

The Angel of Hope,

Alice

[toon]

Billy

[dogpiss]

I'll spare you the native language characters, but it translates (most closely) to Vladimir.

I'm ashamed of what Pooty-Poot (Putin) has done for my name

[diaprbayb]

WOW! thought i had already been in here and forgot. Its startling when you see your name.

Hi Glenn

I am Glenn Bailey from Pennsylvania

Some old friends and my parents called me Glenda for years than Jane. Not my choices! It was there's. But I went back to Baby Amy and Mommy Otha that's what I lived as inside and what I am known bye now. Some people still call me Glenn around town, and my brothers and sisters.

Bailey, which Baily?

[Yvhuce]

I did forget to mention that I do want to also ditch my last name in favor of a better one... But I most definitely don't have the resources for that. And I'll probly wait until both sets of grandparents are dead, so I don't get written out of their wills or anything...

I'll spare you the native language characters, but it translates (most closely) to Vladimir.

I'm ashamed of what Pooty-Poot (Putin) has done for my name

Don't worry... I'm sure history will only ever really remember the most badass of Vlads: Vlad the Impaler.

[curiositykilledthecat]

*gasp* oh my god thats my fathers name... are you my father??? how awkward

There are so many roads I can down right now, however I'm pretty sure Mia would get jealous, lol.

[sarah_ab]

There are so many roads I can down right now, however I'm pretty sure Mia would get jealous, lol.

hahahha yeah lets not go there!!! besides i said FATHER,.. not daddy! lol

[curiositykilledthecat]

hahahha yeah lets not go there!!! besides i said FATHER,.. not daddy! lol

lol, I'd comment but I still can't breath.

[sarah_ab]

lol, I'd comment but I still can't breath.

hehehehehehe

[Total Trash]

Jason Allen (look up that name and try to find me lol)

I see you're a country music-singing NFL cornerback Republican congressional candidate. I you manage to win, ABs (i.e. you and David Vitter) will be better represented in congress than transsexuals (none), Muslims, atheists or socialists (one rep/senator each).

[JDL23]

Can I have the promise of everyone here that my True Name will not be used against me in some unspecified ritual of black magic? 'Cause, you know, it's happened once before...

Just kidding, of course. It's Alex.

[tndyperboy]

Dale. Not that common anymore. When we travel my b/f is constantly looking for items with my name on it. It doesn't happen often, a couple of weeks ago he found a little folding knife/key chain. It is a eureka moment for him and of course he has to buy it.

[:dlb]

I'd post my name but it would end up on searches. My name is 100 pct unique. And my location would give me away. I've looked everywhere and nobody has my name, either short or long version. I love it though.