Zippo Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 So there have been discussions on what makes you pee most and mess fastest and most. But what will make you the most flatulent (obviously without harming you in any way) I love farting in my diaper - i just love the feeling. I've loved farting ever since i shaved around that area and it became amazing! Link to comment
Codymoogle Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Ummm...beans? High fiber foods? ~ moogle Link to comment
jbz2079 Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 I have found that letting rip while diapered can have unwanted side effects, often while sitting you sneak one out and think thats ok no one heard that, but later on when you stand up and move around it sneaks out of my plastic pants. Usually by then you have forgotten even doing it-lol Link to comment
Zippo Posted July 8, 2009 Author Share Posted July 8, 2009 I have found that letting rip while diapered can have unwanted side effects, often while sitting you sneak one out and think thats ok no one heard that, but later on when you stand up and move around it sneaks out of my plastic pants.Usually by then you have forgotten even doing it-lol Im in private though! Link to comment
Baxter Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Take an empty shapoo or conditioner bottle and use it to dousch air up your ass. Other than that just eat food like beans. Link to comment
Zippo Posted July 8, 2009 Author Share Posted July 8, 2009 Take an empty shapoo or conditioner bottle and use it to dousch air up your ass. Other than that just eat food like beans. It is not bad to douche air up there? Though it gave you horrible cramps Link to comment
AutieAB Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Beans, beans, they're good for your heart, The more you eat, the more you fart. The more you fart, the better you feel, So let's eat beans, for every meal! Link to comment
Baxter Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 It is not bad to douche air up there? Though it gave you horrible cramps I guess it depends on you. If you psychosomatically set your self up for it then, yes you'll get gas pain/cramps. Don't go over board with it or you could end up constipated. Link to comment
ultrapampers Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Go to your local grocery store or Walmart and look for Russel Stover's Sugar Free candies (most any brand of sugar-free candy, cookies, or ice cream will work). Eat a bag of the thin mints or pecan clusters, and you'll be quite gassy within an hour or two. The sugar-free candies contain Maltitol, a sugar alcohol which your body cannot digest directly, but which the healthy bacteria living in your intestines will party down on! When you get those bacteria drunk and happy, they fart a lot, and therefore, so do you. Link to comment
timmyc Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 not sure if it is lactose intolerance, or microbes, or what. if I have a lot of milk, you don't want to be in the same room as me milk does bad things to my farts. Beans, cabbage, I think for everyone. The sugar free candy, don't seem to effect me at all. Link to comment
rusty pins Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 I know that once I was in a Phar-More store to buy some diapers and I let out a fart. Problem was, it wasn't just a fart! Good thing I was wearing a diaper! I will say that when I have a plastic backed diaper on and I fart, it feels like a balloon being blown up in back of my pants! I think the feeling is better with thinner brands of diapers than the thicker ones though. Link to comment
Zippo Posted July 10, 2009 Author Share Posted July 10, 2009 anal sex makes u fart more Ya its not in common supply though! Link to comment
Protection Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 broccoli makes me... ugh, i can't believe i'm about to type this... fart... Also, skip a meal then fill up on gassy foods... I weigh 120 lbs and not eat for a day and be fine, but i know people who weigh 250 and have to eat 3 meals a day... i guess i just have lower gas mileage. this thread is silly, but its a known fact that farts are the best, worst or funniest thing, entirely depending on the situation. Link to comment
redneck diaper boy Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Who needs a diaper to fart? One of my favorite recordings is the famous farting contest between Lord Windesmere and Paul Boomer. When it comes to farting, my wife will tell anyone that I am a champion! So there have been discussions on what makes you pee most and mess fastest and most. But what will make you the most flatulent (obviously without harming you in any way) I love farting in my diaper - i just love the feeling. I've loved farting ever since i shaved around that area and it became amazing! Link to comment
Missy Q Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Farting in a wet diaper is so fun. The air (if you're sitting down) will normally go right up into your crotch area and out the top! Such a turn on! Link to comment
babykeiff Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 anal sex makes u fart more The more air in your butt, makes more air want to come out - so if you are having anal sex with a bicycle pump, I fully agree Link to comment
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