Firefly 35 Posted April 8, 2018 Share Posted April 8, 2018 Granted, you signed a lifelong contract and now cannot get a job that's better. I wish I could explore strange new worlds, seek out new life and new civilizations and boldly go where no one has gone before. Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Granted but you spend a lot of time in repairs I wish I was a android like Data Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted April 9, 2018 Share Posted April 9, 2018 Granted, but you have to relearn everything that humans do. I wish for everyone in my life to not be a jerk. Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Granted everyone is turned into robots and life get both I wish I had a Australian accent Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 Granted, but it sounds very fake. I wish I had an R2D2 droid. Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 Granted but your R2 unit is malfunctioning I wish I was a Master Jedi Link to comment
Spiderman Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 You wish is granted as obi wan dumps you into lava after you join the sith. I wish I could have a flying car Link to comment
Heylookitsgemma Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 You wish is granted as obi wan dumps you into lava after you join the sith. I wish I could have a flying car Granted but it can only fly 2cm off the ground. I wish I could teleport Sent from my Armor_2 using Tapatalk Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 Granted, but your targeting skills are way off. I wish politicians were not idiots. Link to comment
Spiderman Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 Granted, but now instead of the government controling 90 percent of your life they are now smart enough to control your whole life. I wish I had an abdl girlfriend. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 Granted, but she breaks up with you after a week. I wish I could actually get enough sleep. Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Granted you over slept now now you are late for work I wish I could have my very own starship Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Granted. You now owe the starship company $9,999,999,999,999.99 for buying a brand new Voyager ship. I wish for a cloth diaper that would magically clean itself and never need to be washed. Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 Granted they are on sale for two easy payments of $ 399,999.00 I wish for a magic paci that can transport me from one place to another in the blink of an eye like the one in the Boss Baby movie Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 Granted, but the teleportation only works once every 5 years. I wish that life had a pause button for when things get overly insane. Link to comment
flapjack3355 Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 Granted but it pauses everything permanently I was for free diapers Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 Granted but it's for a limited time hurry while supplies last I wish I was in Australia visiting all the tourist attractions and trying some Australian snack foods Link to comment
Ishigreensa Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 Granted, but all the attractions are covered in six feet of snow and all the food is frozen with no working microwaves to thaw them out. I wish I could have a doko demo door that would let me instantly step from one country to another so I wouldn't be so homesick for people that I want contact with. Link to comment
dlsafrica Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 Sure, but you miss your crossover flight because you were sleeping on the plane, and you wind up landing in the heart of the Bermuda Triangle. I wish I could go to a Hanson concert... (ps you can pretty much say anything here because as much as I would follow them around the world I can't get anywhere other than in my country due to travel expenses) Link to comment
flapjack3355 Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 Granted but you sit behind a concrete pillar I wish I could fly Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Granted but powers only last for 1 hour I wish I had a Lamborghini Gallardo and 2 Kawasaki ninja 636 ,Zx6r motorcycles. Link to comment
flapjack3355 Posted May 17, 2018 Share Posted May 17, 2018 Granted but they're stolen I wish I could see the future Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 Granted. You can now see 5 minutes into the future. I wish I had enough time for everything. Link to comment
flapjack3355 Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 Granted you now no longer have time for nothing I wish I was a Jedi Link to comment
Infantwish Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 Granted. You are now one of those Jedi children that gets offed in the prequels I wish I had a magic pacifier Link to comment
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