BabyJune

iPod Diapers: We hold your biggest downloads.

Ooh, aah, ooh ahh ahh; ching, chang, walla walla bing bang

^ Dated. Relationships suck!!! > Cleaning up a bunch of e-mails that piled up while I was out yesterday. V Which gender do you think has it better, and why? (Is that 2 questions???)

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Diapers are more fun to wear than underwear. If it has a fly, it won't keep you dry.

^ The book "Who Moved My Cheese" to use for a reading discussion group. > Trying to figure out what my brother had for dinner that smells so bad. (He swears it was Burger King) V As a child (preteen), what was your favorite song? (Sorry if I make you stretch your memory a bit)

Can One Naturally Train Reflexes And Derive Incontinence Carefully To Increase One's Nirvana? FANATICAL

^ Playing the piano >Trying to get into the mood to do my income taxes V What makes you most angry about other people?

^ The only movie I've seen so far this year is "Little Miss Sunshine." > Staying in and staying warm. V If you could time-travel (go back in time) to any era or relive any event, what would it be?

What if: Maxwell House made diapers? "Good to the Last Drop." Energizer diapers: "Keep going, and going and going..."

I'd say my ideal age is between 3 and four. That's when the clothes they wear (girls, that is) are the cutest! Also, most kids aren't forced to start school (kindergarten) until they're five. Three-and-four-year-olds that are lucky enough not to be sent away to boot camp--I mean nursery school--get to stay home and play all day and do what they want. Baby June 1/28/2007

And today, Saturday, this is how I feel. (It's been a long week!) Baby June 1/27/2007

^ Yep--ate five Bugs, actually. See the picture. (It counts--they are BUGS) > Finishing my first cup of coffee V What is your favorite piece of jewelry?

Don't laugh. I had a girlfriendl like that once. I accidentally stuck her with a diaper pin, she farted, and flew out the window. Haven't seen her since.

Regression age play can be such a healing experience. Too bad people consider it humiliating and would use it in such a way. I'll bet if these people didn't have to do it in front of each other, they'd find it very enjoyable. Baby June 1.25.2007

^ One poster of "Shrek" in my office. (Unfortunately, that's where I spend most of my time until I become a successful freelance author and can quit my day job). > Missed Jeopardy tonight so I'm just catching up on Internet stuff late (Fell asleep after dinner--loooong week) V Who put the "bomp" in the "bomp, she bomp, she bomp"? Who put the "lam" in the "lam-a lam-a ding dong"?

Ready for Valentine's Day. (Sorry, Dolly--no shoes to go with this one) Baby June 1/24/2007

^ (Great question!) Probably that I wouldn't worry so much. > Sitting here worrying about what the weather might do. (Long commute to work) V Which cartoon character best describes your personality?

Slush fund? Looks more like frozen assets to me.

...don't want to think about it because I'm late for...

^ My car. I special-ordered it right from the Mercury plant in Atlanta, Georgia through a car dealer friend of mine. (Best way to get a good price on a car is to cut out the "red carpet treatment" at major car dealers). Paid cash for the Bug, too, but it wasn't as outrageously priced as a new Mercury. I always pay cash for everything because I'm extremely opposed to giving up my hard-earned money for interest. I do without stuff until I've saved up for it whenever possible. With any luck, I can retire really early. > Killing time catching up on Internet correspondence V Who has been the most important person in your life so far?

There is a pump spray product called "Abolish" that should remove the odor. I've used it on cat accidents and it really works. Large grocery stores should sell it.

Why are more men into diaper fetish than women? One reason is simply "mechanics." A man's sex organ is external and easily stimulated by wearing a diaper. In other words, it feels better to a man when he puts on a diaper. It touches the "right part." A second reason more men engage in infantilism is that unfortunately a gender bias exists that stereotypes women as more adequate child-care providers, thus women actually change more baby diapers than men do. For women, it's not a thrill or a sexual turn-on because in reality, changing a baby's diaper day in and day out is messy, mundane, and necessary. Do it enough and it becomes a chore and not something erotic. (Babies don't decide when and if they'll wear diapers, and they can't change themselves). Also, women are allowed to show a softer side if they choose to, and it's socially acceptable. Men are expected (or forced) to remain tough and strong. No wonder some men fantasize about returning to infancy and toddlerhood or imagine themselves being a little girl. It's so peaceful: No responsibility; no one depending on you to "be in charge of things," and everything is seemingly taken care of for you instead of you being the perpetual caregiver. (Cute little girls melt your heart. Cute little boys break things). And of course society has already laid the ground rules for things that don't belong together: Water and electricity Fire and gasoline Diapers and sex Baby June 1/21/2007