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Plastic-backed is more babyish for me, simply because it's what was around when I was a baby.

I can't say I've ever been proud of having a nappy rash. But if I'm going to wee and poo in a nappy like a baby, getting a rash like a baby sometimes gets enhances the baby experience.

This happened to me when I was 2 years old, and no, the nappy offered no protection.

Not true. Until nerve myelination is complete, a very young child has no control. You can try to teach all you like, but if the nerves aren't properly developed, you're wasting your time.

Might be a weird one, but I like watching videos of toddlers throwing up because I want to be them. Yes, I would feel horrible and sick, but I would have loving parents to look after me.

As others have said, permanent full body hair removal, although I would keep the hair on my head. Severing of the nerves that control the external bladder and anal sphincters. (These nerves aren't developed in babies and toddlers, hence why they have no control.) Gender reassignment so I would be a girl. And in the realm of fantasy...have my height reduced to about 90cm and weight to about 15 kilograms.

They are such great memories to have. When you decided to wet yourself, did you think you were wearing a nappy?

Yes, I have several memories of being in nappies when I was a baby somewhere in the age range of 1 to 2. The most vivid is sitting in my high chair while I was doing a poo.

I wasn't a late trainer. I don't know how impressive my memory is. I don't remember lots and lots about that age, just a few brief memories.

I have a couple of memories of doing a poo in my nappy before I was toilet trained. When I do a poo in my nappy today I try to get in the headspace I had then. Obviously I can't replicate the lack of control over doing a poo I had back then, but I try as much as possible just to let it happen and act like I have no responsibility for what I just did, just as a baby doesn't.

No, I have more respect for the person who pays my salary than to do that when I'm working, home or office.

I was spanked for wetting the bed as a kid, the spanking was given over the wet the nappy in the morning.

If the intent was to make us cry, the fact that it was less painful being spanked through our nappies didn't make a difference. It was still enough to leave us in tears.

In my household, once you turned 2 doing a poo in a nappy got you spanked and it was always done on the nappy. I guess my parents didn't care about making the mess worse. Then again, if you think about all the things we might have done after doing a poo like sitting down, it probably didn't make it that much worse.

A variant of this I heard today, said to a little girl, was "I wish you would tell me when you've done a poo."