Warmwetandcozy

Trying

Rearz rebel

Melatonin

Granted but there depends I wish I wasn't so hungover

I win

As someone who frequently does alcohol enemas I must say it can be dangerous if you go and use straight alcohol it gets really dangerous but if you put 4oz of vodka in 2 litres enema and mix it well have a partner control the flow and make sure you take it nice and slow and stop when you feel tipsy because once you feel tipsy theres enough booze in your butt to get you drunk if you just hold it but be sure you have an intelligent and sober friend with your best interests in mind with you incase something goes wrong and yes alcohol is way stronger when enema than drinking it to get me drunk by mouth I need about 1500ml of 35 percent abv vodka to get drunk by enema it takes about 120 ml to get me drunk so calculate accordingly and err on the side of caution that's all

I didn't use to be an alcoholic but these past few months I've been getting stupid drunk at least 3 times a week my girlfriend says I'm more fun when drunk and I really act like a baby and it's alot easier to regress when I'm wasted which we love I love being so drunk I can't walk or talk and having her take care of me feeding me holding me changing my diapers and making me feel loved and helpless

Granted your but its illegal to pass a pedestrian so your stuck I wish people had a mute button

Hamburger cheeseburger !!!!!!! Am I wet

Drink

Order

Gun

Truck

Entertainment

Red

Rocky

Time out Would you rather would you rather have a spanking or get your mouth washed out with soap

For your punishment you have to hold a milk and molasses enema for 5 hours

Feeds

⬆ drinks tab

Sorry

⬆ eats cat hair

As someone who has a slightly above average Iq For my region 132 you should feel very lucky to not have an above average Iq because instead of laughing when somebody tells a joke or does something stupid it either makes you feel awkward or irritated and if your ever talking about a complex technical or political problem with someone of average or below average Iq you find yourself constantly having to break it down and explain it piece by piece which gets old very quickly I look around all the time and see people of average to below average Iq doing the same thing I'm doing only their enjoying it I truly wish I had a lower Iq it would make my life so much more enjoyable I work with a guy who's a little slow think gomer plye from the Andy Griffith show and he can sit through the most boring speech our boss can make and still be entertained he can have the most irratating customer on earth and still help them with a smile no matter how stupid and annoying you try to be he still just laughs it off I have never seen him upset nothing bothers him and to top it all off if your the smartest person in the group which think god I rarely am there's people helluva lot smarter than me whom I very much respect and appreciate you will be expected to sort out all the problems which no one else could and take responsibility for any and all screw ups as the saying goes ignorance is bliss

Commute

I haven't seen either one of parents since I left home when I was 15 so its been over 8 years and when I left we were not even on speaking terms