Little Johnny

Well, that's not technically correct; statistically speaking, the chances of getting an STD is higher for girls than it is for boys. It's not like an airborne pathogen lol. And yes, I'd live in a submarine for a year for 2,000,000 dollars. Lol; I'd probably do it for considerably less. I grew up in poverty, so I'd do just about ANYTHING for 2,000,000 dollars lol.

I'd like to try that sometime, but with cloth diapers and plastic pants. Disposables are too expensive to keep buying, plus I'd be more worried about leaking with disposables. An issue I've noticed with cloth diapers though is that for some reason it seems far easier to get a diaper rash with cloth than with disposables. O.O @OP: No worries; you're no more of a weirdo than I am lol. I kinda like to think everybody's a weirdo deep down lol. XD

Welcome aboard! And yep; cloth diapers and plastic pants are kinda growing on me too. Wasn't my first choice, but they're actually proving to be far more effective than any disposables I've tried. For disposables, I'd say ABU Super Dry Kids; they most resemble the ones I wore back in the 90s lol.

Well...my mom instilled in me a lot of spirituality, Eastern Philosophy, and metaphysical mumbo jumbo; bit of herbalism too, but I don't see that as mumbo jumbo as much as some of the more airy fairy metaphysical theories out there...don't get me wrong; I totally understand that weird things can happen which seem to defy explanation, I've SEEN some of those pretty weird things lol (Ghosts, UFOs, Bigfoot, and a sea monster of some kind in a lake, to be precise....though to be completely honest, it only remained a mystery for a couple years or so until it was discovered that a giant 20 ft long White Sturgeon had managed to snake it's way down a small creek/river that connected to the Pacific Ocean. It was pretty awesome for a while though haha; thing was wrecking boats and stuff. XD). Now my father....he was never really a daddy. He feared the end was nigh all my childhood, and instilled in me that I had to be ready for anything because I could DIE AT ANY MOMENT! Lol. .....Now I've moved thousands of miles away, and I'm being trained by an eighty year old German man and Aikido Grandmaster in the ways of the Samurai warrior. =P WAY different stuff than my father was teaching me how to do lol. Sensei's somewhat distancing himself from me to make sure I'm dedicated and not just going to leave after learning how to fall down lol. So, I'll just assume he's not going to start training me in the really spooky stuff until I'm at least a black belt. That'll take five years. At the absolute least lol; that's if I'm like, obsessed with showing up every single time for each two hour long class three nights a week with no sick days or absences or vacations, NADA! Lol. So far I've only missed ONE class. Started on February 19th. We only have two colors of belts in our dojo/study group: White and Black. So yep; probably gonna be a white belt for the next five years. XD ....At least. PS: Huh....weird how my current path is an odd blend of both what my mother and my father instilled in me. XD Senseis top students serve as instructors; their specialty is the technical aspects of Aikido. Sensei's specialty is the "Ki" part of Aikido. Seen him do some pretty amazing things. One time, (he broke his back when he was my age, and he had a stroke eleven years ago leaving large parts of his body completely numb; he can barely walk without a cane (or a jo staff when he shows up at the dojo; he usually doesn't). So keep that in mind for this next part lol). He got up from his chair, we all assumed our seiza sitting positions at the edged of the dojo, he invited all the black belt students to come attack him as he hobbled to the center of the dojo. Then, with one hand mind you, proceeded to throw them all over the dojo by a single one of their finger tips, lmao.....my jaw dropped open kneeling there and I looked like a kid who just witnessed a Christmas Miracle; wide-eyed with a big goofy grin on my face. XD .....I think I'm in love! Lol.

Yes, if I hadn't already sold my soul, then I would definitely sell it for 2,000,000 dollars, lol. XD Let's see....For 2,000,000 dollars, would you have sex with the most diseased prostitute you could find? ....I would, lol, but that's mostly because I'm a boy and my equipment is on the outside, so stuff like AIDS tends to just roll right off my little boy parts when I shower. If I were a girl though with the option of having sex with the most diseased male escort, then I probably wouldn't; much higher chances of some AIDS getting stuck inside me and gestating and mutating into full blown Dying lol.

I voted messy diaper because it makes me feel the most babyish lol. XD

That's where I got all my onesies from too; Baby Pants. Pretty much where I got my whole baby wardrobe lol.

Indeed; bit pricey.

Indeed. And coolness.

Welcome to the island of misfit toys!

I almost always wear cloth birdseye prefolds and the Gerber White plastic pants from baby-pants.com. Yellow ducky diaper pins. I actually prefer disposables, but mom said they were getting too expensive so she switched me over to cloth diapers and plastic pants. Might still wear disposables on vacation or long car trips; preferably ABU Super Dry Kids because they most resemble the kind I had to wear when I was a real baby lol.

Coolness; thanks.

I'm sure it is; it's a bit tattered though; unraveling a bit on his right sleeve haha; also has a little hole on his head behind his ear, fortunately it's not unraveling though; whatever he's made out of doesn't seem to come apart like his sweater does haha. Mom and I have been having a very solemn discussion about taking him to a dry cleaners to get him professionally cleaned and repaired. I don't wanna. I'm scared, lol. XD It's like....sending him into surgery lmao. I'd be on the edge of my seat the whole time.

I guess I make...what....Seven? ...Gee....what are we gonna call ourselves? .....I got it! THE SUPER SEVEN! XD

Definitely agree with Elfy and Stroller. But nice, all in all. Kinda sorta envious that you were able to meet a normal girl, fall in love, get married, all that jazz. My whole life I've ran away from potential romances and have actively turned girls down before. Lot of them seemed shocked, maybe even appalled that I rejected them.....but it's for their own good. If they knew who/what I really am....they wouldn't understand it. It would make them uncomfortable, so I've always just kept my distance from romantic relationships. Being asexual doesn't help much either; I'm just not into sex or anything having to do with it; makes me feel gross. So yep....I'm just not cut out for normal relationships; I need a caregiver, not a spouse lol. I accept that and I'm gradually becoming "fine" with that. .....Just sometimes wish that I could do for women what men are supposed to do for them, but I just don't have the stomach for it lol.

Definitely relate. It kinda scares me...kinda excites me, but not really. Mostly scares me. I can relate with being a child in your dreams too; I thought that was only me lol. My subconscious mind usually assembles me as about 4 years old in my dreams. Older than I feel most of the time, but I'm thinking that's just because my brain knows that I need to move around in my dreams, and in order to do that effectively, I can't be in a baby's body. Four years old must be what my brain decided was safest; allowing for adequate mobility but still befitting a childlike image. ....Trippy. Wonder if there's ever been any neurological books or studies in regards to ABs?

...Lol, this is gonna be fun. XD Let's see.......SANJURO! ...From the 1962 Movie "Sanjuro" directed by Akira Kurosawa... ......What??? XD

Oh yeah, I still have my childhood teddy. XD My mom's friend Michelle bequeathed him to me when I was really little, shortly before she died of cancer. Later, when my brain developed enough to start naming things, I named my teddy bear Michael, after Michelle. She was really old, and got Michael when she was a little girl from her grandparents. I'm not sure where her grandparents got him from, but I like to think that they got them from their grandparents, and so on and so forth haha. No idea how old he is, but he's definitely getting up there, behold: He has brown eyes like me. XD

Yep; I wished there was an All of the Above option too haha, but I voted for shows I watched as a kid of course. Barney & Friends, Sesame Street, Teletubbies, Curious George, Winnie the Pooh, Clifford the Big Red Dog, Rugrats, George Shrinks, Dragon Tales, Blue's Clues, Scooby-Doo, Mister Roger's Neighborhood, Arthur & Friends, Garfield & Friends, Zoboomafoo, Reading Between the Lions, and many others I'm sure haha; Veggie Tales at Sunday School. XD Then there were the less babyish shows of the 90s such as Pokemon, (and every spin off lol) Batman the Animated Series, Samurai Jack, Superman the Animated Series, Spongebob Squarepants, Dexter's Laboratory, Cow & Chicken, Ed, Edd & Eddy, Hey Arnold, Doug, Recess, Spider-Man the Animated Series, Justice League, Teen Titans, Power Rangers, and many others I'm probably forgetting that I'd kick myself for forgetting lol. I like some of the newer stuff too though; PJ Masks, Paw Patrol, Bubble Guppies, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse....and I guess I watch more of the new kids movies rather than TV shows lol. Movies like Up, Over the Hedge, Madagascar, Zootopia, The Secret Life of Pets, Rio, Boss Baby, Sing, the Croods, etc. I've also seen Tangled, Frozen, Brave, all the TV adaptations of them, as well as Sofia the First, My Little Pony, Barbie movies and tv shows, in addition to Vampirina, Dora the Explorer, and just about every single firggin Disney Princess movie or TV show you could possibly think of! ....I have two little nieces; ages 2 and 5. They MADE me watch those ones, the little monsters lol. XD PS: I also of course love the classics like the Flintstones, Jetsons, Loony Toons, Popeye, and many others haha.

Here's a dress shirt onesie I've been thinking of investing in; I pretty much wear white button down shirts all the time as an adult lol: http://privatina.shop-07.de/privatina-p18h186s90-body-business.html Just find the little American Flag icon at the top of the page to translate the page into English. PS: I don't think adult onesies are sold in mainstream stores because they are still largely considered a uniquely-baby item, and not enough adults are interested in wearing them, so there's not a high enough demand.

Welcome to the forum!

I just call mine a "binky". PS: Omg @Spiderman.....TEN HOURS of the Spider-Man Theme Song? Good gosh! ....That sounds like a way to, like, drive your enemies insane. Like flipping Chinese Water Torture man.....whew.....you're a twisted man Spidey, a real twisted man. XD (I am of course just joking; I'm sure you're a lovely person. XD)

Coolness! I could give you some tips for the story if you need any; I like to think I'm a pretty good source from firsthand experience. XD I've given quite a bit of thought to the subject; spent pretty much my whole life trying to figure out why I am the way I am; how I can do the things I can do. Mom says I'm an "Indigo Child" lol; it's a New Age concept that I'm only slightly familiar with. Not really sure what to think about it; stuff like that just kinda seems too complicated for me to really wrap my head around. I'm a man of science for the most part; I can explain a lot of seemingly un-explainable phenomena. I don't actually believe in the supernatural; I feel magic is basically just science that we don't fully understand yet. Nothing in the universe is inexplicable in my opinion; things simply don't "just happen" for no reason; there's always gotta be some kind of a cause for the effect. .....I can get pretty obsessive in my search for the answers lol. XD Thanks for the warm welcome.

Hello! My name is Johnny, and I'm twenty-three years old, but I'm pretty much a baby on the inside; typically I regress to the age of about six months to one year old. ...I have some pretty mixed emotions on it; sometimes I enjoy it...other times it just makes me feel kind of sad...still other times it makes me feel almost blessed, despite feeling cursed at times as well, because I can do things other people can't, like remember my own birth and infancy, or being able to communicate with babies. Normally aggressive animals also tend to be less hostile towards me. The first time I started catching onto that was when I was hanging out at my friends house for the first time; they had a huge white pit-bull that was known to bite people occasionally; his name was Doug. A couple hours in I fell out of my chair (it was one of those big round basket looking chairs that sit in a little stand that can become easily unbalanced lol; hate those things). Doug jumped up to his feet and my friends thought he was about to bite me for accidentally making a sudden move. Instead Doug just walked over and licked me a little then looked to his owners. My friends mom remarked that it was so weird he didn't attack; the only people he's ever gentle or affectionate towards are little kids and babies. Suddenly it occurred to me that most animals are less aggressive towards younger animals of all kinds; our cat even brought home some baby bunnies that had been abandoned in the forest and nursed them back to health, but you can be sure if they were full grown rabbits, our cat would have destroyed them lol. So yep.....Doug the man-eating pit-bull must have just smelled my diaper and assumed I was simply a bigger "human-puppy/man-cub" lol. I'm also a bit more in tune with subtle energy; slightly psychic. As a kid I just figured everyone was, but didn't learn until I was older that it wasn't normal to just automatically know what people were thinking or feeling. It hadn't occurred to me until about a year ago that a lot of little kids seem to be almost a little psychic too. After doing a little digging I confirmed my suspicions that children are indeed much more sensitive to psychic energy than adults are. So yep....those are a few reasons part of me feels like being an adult baby is kind of a blessing. ...The cursed part comes into play though a few ways. I feel a lot of shame and guilt for being what I am; feeling like a failure as a person for not being able to grow up all the way. This led to a long series of "binge purge" cycles that I'm sure you're familiar with. As a kid I thought I was the only one on Earth like me, so I always kept it a deep dark secret; didn't end up telling my parents until just a few years ago or so. I still feel like I have to hide who I really am though...I hate it. Hate lying to everyone I meet and pretending to be someone I'm not; hate all the lame excuses for why I can't have any friends over at the house or let anyone see inside my bedroom, (because they'd probably run away screaming when they saw my bedroom). ...I hate being so different. Just wished it would all end sometimes. Anyhoo...recently moved to Kalispell, Montana with my mom; her and dad split up because I caught dad cheating on mom, so she moved us a couple thousand miles away from him. But it's pretty cool here. Joined up at a martial arts dojo. That's been a nice mode of stress relief. Been here since January 11th. Just got a bicycle yesterday. YAY! Love being able to get around town on my own. No driver's license so mom usually has to drive me lol.