Cruiser 03

I am not old old I’m middle fifty , but everybody calls me “gramps” my hair every last one is white . Being my chair is 600 pounds and has a full Whelen Core system with 10,000 lumen in any color I take the kids and grandkids out in neighborhood my costume is UFO whelen core allows me to individually control each light head color and flash pattern so I can put on a dazzling light show just wheeling down road . I also have a few songs on the siren PA, tonight I played the theme to “air wolf “ that got recirculated last year in top gun maverick during one of the dogfight sequences.

If she’s like my other half those letters spell Psycho ?

I would visit History , not the sanitized textbook answer moment , the real as it actually unfolded moments not the short and sweet summation , there are things in history that are small fragile little things that happen that would be fascinating to experience a behind the scenes look like if I said Lincoln , most people think “assassinated” or “freed the slaves” as most know there’s a shit ton more stuff to living and dying than those two isolated events . So for me to be able to drop into events that interest me would be amazing .

I am usually sitting tilted and slightly reclined when my bowels move it fills the front as the path of least resistance .

Pharmacies usually don’t handle diapers you need to use a Durable Medical Equipment(DME) supplier . Each different DME will usually have exclusive contract’s with 2 companies ( the cheaper they can get diapers the more profit they can keep) . So shop around for the brand you prefer .

Got mine last saturday achey and tired on Sunday , Monday was fine , stay hydrated it helps .

I know I’ll be long past worm food then my diapers will still be at the landfill chilling out though .

I went to the most off the hook cruise and show the other day . I suppose when the judge and jury on awards is presented by Chip Foose it’s gonna be off the hook .

I prefer my Sake instead of socky nothing tastes right when filtered thru toe jam .

Did they miss lockdown and mandatory face diapers .

Insurance gives me more than I can use back when I needed a diaper with Velcro that was considered premium , reimbursement on cloth was like 26 cents a month , so I said screw it and bought my own , so I always have a surplus as I only wear the disposables when going out . One year I had someone from the board who lost their job I gave them like 80 cases . It took them half a day to get here but the money they saved on diapers was huge miracle compared to a tank of gas . So fortunately I can always get through and share the love to others diaper wise , the explosion in food prices is not as easy , I leverage every trick I can to keep my house stocked and make my ends meet especially with onset of winter approaching and they are anticipating a bad one .

Good haul!

You think it’s the baby bat signal or a message.

Don’t buy off the rack onesies , I buy from KINS custom . An order of 15 or more is considered bulk doesn’t matter what colors , they do a onesie to your measurements send it to you wash wear beat the hell out of it , and you can ask them to adjust or Customize before they produce the full order . That saves them money so you save money , you can negotiate a kick ass price , I have over 400 they have made me in every style you can think off , I like my crotch wider , my tail longer so it snaps together more towards the front then froth . Some of mine are very old as in made in 09-10 and paid as little as $15 bucks , of course pandemic inflation would cost more today , also it’s really cheap if you have a fabric color or print favorite and send them the fabric it’s incredibly inexpensive , your basic onesie requires three yards of fabric . So if you want a little more room like a poo pocket etc you can get it via there custom clothing form you fill out your measurements they call you you negotiate a price and payment and wait for it to come . I am in the US so they paid shipping and customs costs comes in discrete bag customs declaration is the same for diapers pants onesies etc “ medical clothing “ . I highly reccomend them obviously if I have 400 plus they are meeting my needs.

Laying your plastic pants in the sun will prematurely wear them out, it’s not a good idea .diapers and boosters hell yeah sunlight is natures bleach !

Imagine the chaos he would be cause with kung fu grip GI Joe doll?

I have more than 400 onesies , in as many styles and colors as you can imagine . One is always securely applied to me 24/7 and changed regularly if it becomes dirty or soiled , when being fed I have a full chest below the knee bib to protect my clothes ( due to partial mouth and throat paralysis and swallowing disorder it’s pretty easy to accidentally choke me , I can’t protect my airway so when choking I will spew food or drink out of mouth and nose ) I don’t wear PJ’s I do however wear long silk underwear under my onesie to help regulate my core body temperature 24/7 .

I am on a daily supervised medication regimen that gives me no choice about when or where , usually 5 X’s a day if my bowels are not moving as expected, I get put to bed and am given higher more frequent doses that will require hourly or sooner changes .

Real men wear electrodes to masturbate hands free . The dude is a lightweight

I have a wireless bluetooth professional photo printer , it has 10 tanks . What I had never experienced before I bought it , even though it has a seperate black tank for documents & copies if you run out it bricks the entire machine and won’t print photos until you replace it . Who thought this was a good idea ?

Yeah Mike Pillow and his election fraud machine non sense didn’t exist yet . So had to be a printer .

Boy would I be pissed ! Don’t mean to be a wet diaper about it . for any who don’t know me , among my “medical mystery tour “ door prizes is epilepsy and there’s an anti convulsant that’s major side effect is off the hook out of the proportion rage . You guessed it I am the poster child for Keppra rage .

My G/F and I wore blue and pink Megamax to our granddaughters gender reveal ( we were sure it was girl but decided to have a little fun with our diapers ) 100 % of people at party change us , so it was not an issue of being discrete or hiding something . If you got pink tape it up ( matter of fact mothers rejected corporate America bringing out pink for boys and blue for girls ) diaper history deserves to be remembered !

Get an electric muscle stimulator and a $30 vaginal rectal kegel probe put in your ass with lots of electrode gel . Set it to do about 5 kegel per minute for 40 minutes 2 X’s a day , in about 6 months those muscles will be having drinks on a secluded beach somewhere far far away from you and work . over doing kegel can be worse then never doing them because your not a machine muscle fatigue becomes part of your ménage a trois along wit her sister Incontinence .

Suffice it to say most of us who need diapers don’t give the olde shakey shake after snake rinse .