Cruiser 03

Finding legitimate plastic or rubber bed protectors is getting harder and harder . One think that is pretty great is Babykin’s or KINS for adults crib sheeting has two sides of cotton sheeting that feels like heavy duty t shirt cotton with a waterproof barrier sandwiched between (you purchase it by the yard and then make bed sheets , visually nobody can tell it from a bed sheet or know it has a secret . It can be loud when rolling over or changing positions as it is definative protection . I am special needs every thing in my gear bag is wet /mess safe layers . I use an ICU bed at home so everything is clear powder coat or encased rubber . My sheets were made for me about 15 years ago and are used daily

Put me in a pull up , I won’t be happy either, you can’t fake diapered

Crema of some young guy ,makes the can’t miss cocktails next level .

I enjoy thinking and evaluating things, jury duty for me would be a fun adventure, technically if I was sure I would be on the jury, I could stop my daily medication and only use emergency doses to control my bowels evenings and weekends when I’m the only one effected( never tried it for long and my great fear would be Murphy would have an issue and I might have a dramaticly embarrassing diaper issue of some kind( I am sure any defendant would love a diaper inspired mistrial ?) but I think the lawyers and judge wouldn’t be very happy.

You can take any adult special needs apparatus be it walker wheelchair stander etc and easily customize it to promote or prohibit any activity, there is very little not already in existence that can’t be or hasn’t been used to chemicaly or physicaly disable a persons ability to do whatever desired activity unassisted .

When I couldn’t put them on or take them off independently, I always need an able bodied adult in charge of my safety ,food, water, meds ,diapers,catheters , retraints. having no control over bladder bowel or diaper other than filling them, I’ll take it

Everyone in my circle knows just about everything about me in case of emergency . I almost always have an aide responsible for getting me places safely and changing my diapers or providing care for something unplanned? I have epilepsy and can have status epilepticcus anytime anywhere , it is a potential life or death emergency . Knowing where , when & how to use medication isn’t enough . I am not overweight at all but me in my power wheelchair is 600 LBS . Knowing how to change my drive controls so you can drive my chair like a baby stroller can save a lot of grief because heavily sedated seizure patients aren’t exactly world renowned for there driving skills ( most of the time I can’t speak let alone drive a chair ) so knowing how to do that is an essential skill, around me . Just as knowing how to change me is really not a group task , it sure helps when everyone can and will do it , if it needs done .

I have smeo old discovery trekking reusable containment diapers that I haven’t used in years,,since I can’t swim any more, I used to just use a catheter and drain bag for urine . Special needs people with bowel Incontinence are required to wear a containment suit, to prevent floating turds .

After 30 years of needing and using diapers if I haven’t gone everywhere a normal person wouldnt , from grocery shopping to jury box, I have been excused to attend to a “urgent diaper issue” , jury duty was unique( somehow the judge assumed 1 and done after second filling I was excused from the case for medical justification.

I can’t see 1 diaper 2 people even a giant Megamax would be a bit of horror show and only result in faster diaper change. Diapers have only finite resources to contain wet or mess , 1 mess is borderline 2 is a definite containment fail, the plastic pants would earn there keep, my poo is a regulated soft serve consistency that fills my diaper my GF has lumpy hard stools , I think the mixture of hard formed and very loose/soft would predispose it to leaking. My poo goes wherever it needs to something harder would require more free space and volume adjustments .

Sounds like time to test their sincerity , fill your diaper and sit by then . If they change you I will let them think they are in charge frequently ?

Normal adult catheter is 16-18 FR the 12-14 FR are pediatric catheters . I myself use a 18 FR Coloplast flex Coude . Anytime I am being changed as soon as my diaper is open my aide inserts a 18 FR catheter and takes control manually draining my bladder it stays in until personal care is done or I am rediapered , I drain into a 2000 ML overnight drain bag .that hangs under my bed or wheelchair. my current catheter is hydrophilic and requires no additional lube from package to placement in my urethra . It has a dry grippable retractable sheat so my aide never contacts or contaminates the actual catheter as it’s being inserted and manipulated the sheat retracts ,when it’s being removed the sheath re extends itself . I rarely get erections especially from routine care . Unless your inserting a indwelling catheter you shouldn’t have much soreness , if inserting a foley you want to liberally coat the urethral meatus / tip of your penis frequently with A& D or Vaseline to keep the irritation down . I get cathetered 5 X’s a day and a new catheter is used each time . You can drain into a diaper for short periods but for longer term and avoiding UTIs your better of draining into a closed sterile bag . I can free drain all day into an overnight bag with room to spare , if you are using a smaller leg or body bag your going to need to empty it into the toilet several times a day .

Everything is diaper friendly when it’s your underwear , don’t give the diaper more power over you, rock it like you own it because you do . I haven’t been anywhere undiapered in 30 years .

Oh the job ! If you’re gonna pay me to remove lint from my belly button yes of course I’ll do it .

Since my aides are always with me , sometimes they feel like a spouse ,in any event they have absolute control of diaper changes as I can’t do it , it doesn’t matter how I feel it has to be done and ultimately once you put me on a flat service, you can do anything you want to me because I can’t stop you.

If I don’t have a years worth of coffee on hand ,I feel naked , at least once a year they have buy two get one free , that’s when I load up . I know all the loss leaders to get people in the store , unfortunately for them I have ruthless self control, I grab what I need and get out . No impulse or hungry shopping I’ll grab it cause I’m here. I’m like a fire and forget shopping missile .

Granny died older than the 110 year old alpo dog Lorne Green ,grinning

Dude that’s awesome , here I thought I was the only “flasher” in the group.off brand version all light variant of Fed sig street hawk and the top one looks like a code 3 clone . You’re not beyond hope yet !. I certainly am , I am a Whelen Engineering guy my entire life , although I have some Sound off Signal ( gummi bear 4” MPower fascia lights in trio that I haven’t used ) , able 2 , Fed sig , Towmar and star signal stuff laying around from multiple generations incandescent halogen strobe LED . My 55 inch TV sits on Whelen legacy RW BW, front corners are RB and rear is RA BA running off Core C399 with 21 & slide , full Wecan X I can flash everything independently, steady burn , flicker cruise ,low power mode , DVI ,white over ride ,TA ,light sensor automatically changes config when sun goes down . 5 module RWB tracer in my hallway ,red Rota beam connected to my fridge ( next level door ajar light !) I have a pair of SL flasher controlling an 8 head dominator and 3 RAB and 3 RWB ion trios, a couple of microns and a tank indicator light . There’s a legacy 2 in my bedroom ,a Fed sig gumball bar with a Q in the center . Fortunately I have distributor/ upfitter connections so I have always gotten the friends and family discount plan or bought NOS stuff somebody had extra of . Two things have happened simultaneously advancement of technology in lighting and the pandemic has meant a lot of people having a lot of stuff that are giveaways . that’s just the basics of what’s connected , I have oodles of crap I haven’t gotten to still in the box’s . We won’t talk about the flashlight collection . blinky flashy blinding things is in my blood . All though I do have some old TIR lights with swapped diodes to Infrared so I can shoot pictures using infrared , I love B&W shooting infrared is black and white on steroids . Because I also play with radios I have a giant metered Astron power supply and back up batteries that will kick on if I surge more power than the supply has to let me play .which is very rarely. Admitting you have a problem … so I don’t have a problem ! Easy peasy I have elaborate hobbies not problems

The closest I can do is give you a shot of Jäegermeister?

I also patrol my local stores well I shop if something is reduced price because it’s best if used before date is coming , from shopping these stores for last 23 years , I know where to look and play “food Tetris “ what I can score for cheap and add to something I was going to cook to add flavor or nutrition . Being flexible sometimes the stars Align like the other day ground beef was on sale along with Ricotta cheese , I hit a best if used buy motherload of fresh lasagna noodles , salsa , pineapple mango pico de gallo , mushrooms and poblano peppers . So I made a buffalo chicken lasagna using stuff already in the house with a tequila citrus coffee cumin cheese, repurposed the lasagna noodles to make pasta empanadas and removed the mushroom stems and stuffed the caps with crab meat and cheese ( the stems get chopped uniform thickness and baked then put into ziplock bags to add to something later by soaking in water . Sometimes getting food on the cheap allows me to make bigger tastier meals and I feed my neighbors ( the oranges I zested and squeezed into my lasagna cheese were extras my neighbor gave me , of course I sent her lasagna . I am the “mad cook” of the neighborhood , I love feeding people , even my mail lady knows what time I eat and that like every crazy cook there will be plenty if she’s hungry . If we are feeling lazy I chuck meat vegetables and potatoes in crock pot with some spices and put it on keep warm . Low and slow builds flavor some people don’t know you can low and slow pasta in crock pot ,even angel hair and rice noodles .

I keep everything I can in stock in kitchen with a duplicate somewhere else in the house some of my cheap emergency favorites are Rice noodle and curry ,ramen , yakisoba ,Knorr pasta sides with a can of tuna , hot dogs with pushcart style onions and mustard, grilled cheese (I am a chili head with about 30 or 40 different hot sauces from mild jalapeños/ chipotle to ghost pepper/,reaper ) you can make a lot of different rice or noodle variations with carrots ,pepper , onions, celery , garlic ginger, mirin any aromatics you have laying around, tequila lime noodles , drunken noodles , I also have an entire storage bin devoted to dried beans , assorted rice,barley, lentils,Coude cous , just soak and cook , have a metric ton of dried fruit I can add from raisins,dates figs, pineapple, coconut , mango , kiwi, papaya . ( sweet and spicy anything works in my mouth ) dried mushroom collection even my “out of food” is pretty elaborate compared to most people . I also am a combat shopper using sales and fresh in season stuff so typically lost of vegetables around can always stir fry , I think more than out of food I suffer from un inspired to create something , I also collect shopper perks that I save and convert to grocery gift cards rainy day emergency fund currently have about $700 in rainy day funds that are just free groceries I have earned from normal monthly food shopping .

Typically on a disposable diaper you need a large anount urine slowly absorbed over a long time , you can’t dump a large volume in a short time and expect it to be contained .

Walmarts proposed solution to shoplifting may only appeal to the ABDL exhibitionist initially but it might grow on people in time ….bottoms up y’all .

On the front lawn today at a birthday party , all the kids got taken away when stinky , none had any idea when grandma & grandpa got wheeled away to be changed . Then again I don’t think 1 year olds particularly care whose diapers being changed or when ?

And here I thought we were talking Gabriel “fluffy” Inglesias?