glycerine

It's somehow comforting to look down at my T-shirt and see my boobies! I haven't dressed full-out in years, but of late I've taken to wearing a cute bra with some nice, squishy, forms. It's good to feel frilly!

Just finished cleaning up after an amazing 4 ounce glycerine ride. I put a 6" rubber hose on my new metal syringe, filled the syringe with more than 4 ounces of 95% glycerine, and after placing the hose a good couple of inches inside of my I pushed down the plunger. **Whew** I could barely get my Depends on and pull up my diaper cover before the cramps started. I think I lasted, at most, five minutes. I've not had a decent BM for a couple of days so I was pretty full. Wave after wave of sensations as it all came out of me followed by my bladder emptying out. I fell asleep for around 15 minutes in a daze of absolute muscle relaxation and a feeling of being drained out. Which, of course, I was! Little Fleet glycerine enemas? I think not.

True enough, but for the price of ONE box of those you can get 6 ounces of glycerine PLUS the cheapie bulb injection thingy.

What, me? I've pretty much just gone back to the convenience of 90% glycerine and 10% water. The 10% is in there to let the glycerine flow into the nooks and crannies around your poop. The pure glycerine is really a bit too thick for that. WalMart has the cheapest glycerine that I can find (other than going out and buying a gallon of the stuff at chemical shop!). Around $3 for an 8 ounce bottle. When I travel I have a nice little kit that holds the bottle and one of those baby-ear-irrigation thingies. At home I just got a nice old-fashioned metal syringe. What I truly like is the total lack of control once you've pumped in the glycerine. You WILL poop within 15 minutes. Nothing you can do can to stop it.

I'm thinking of getting some of this: (Super-Absorbent Cloth) Absorbs around 2 quarts / square foot.

Cooking is sanity time for me. My wife teaches music in the late afternoon/early evening so I have plenty of time to get something nice on the table (I would love to serve her wearing a cute 1960's apron...). (BTW, she also teaches grade school and ends up doing at least an hour of teacher-related work each evening. Anyone who says "teachers have it easy...they get off at 3 each day" doesn't know any teachers. But I digress.) I try and get something different on the table each night. The Food Network's web site is just loaded with starting points. I look at recipes as "suggestions" rather than a set of rules. Then again, I've been cooking for a LONG time, so I kind of know how to fiddle things without coming up with disaster-on-a-plate. Last night is was pan sautéd cod finished in the oven with a penut/panko crust. Drizzled some menuier sacue on it. Cheddar/sour cream pan-cooked polenta on the side. Nice salad. Tonight? Maybe some BBQ or some sort or another.

The experimentation continues. Hey... I'm a geek. A bit of a search on ebay turned up some reasonably priced conductive rubber tubing. Check out item 170601648321 on ebay. A trip to Radio Shack for some connectors and ebay for a tube of electro-conductive gel... Woooweeee... Today's test was a loop of the rubber, nicely lubed with conductive gel, up my bottom and a second loop tightly around my balls and the base of my penis. Turn on the stim and my-oh-my! After a second or two of a vibrator on the tip of my cock I shot out two ENORMOUS pulses of cum. Not too bad for an old phart of 60. Not too bad at all. I'm guessing the interior loop was right next to my prostate, giving it a good electrical massage. By golly... science and sex CAN mix!

I ride Amtrak all the time (in fact...heading out tomorrow. Empire Builder and then City of New Orleans!). I often wear diapers on the train. Pack a bunch of in my suitcase. Why would they even care? Heck, considering that the traveling population on Amtrak is often 60+ they are used to diapers ALL the time. Don't worry about it.

What's the dimensions on the leg openings? The last all-in-one's I got from China almost cut off the circulation to my legs. The other dimensions were fine.

In my book, "Big Band" means a minimum of 3 trumpets, 3 trombones, 4 sax, drums, piano, and base. We have 18 in ours.

Exactly. Does the books, invoices, etc etc.

Ugh. Business has been Really Crappy lately. I had to cut my office manager's hours nearly in half (my only employee!). She's worked for me for over a decade now. My stomach hurts!

One of the new guys in our Big Band is a doctor, and I've taken to asking him "Well, what's the oddest case that's presented itself this week?" Last night he said "Well, this one's strange. I had a 74 year old man ask me 'is it strange/sick for me to like to masturbate into woman's underware?'". Turns out the guy likes to crossdress too. One thing led to another, and when we weren't around the other guys in the band I said "well, let me tell you ..." The doc was more-or-less clueless about crossdressing and I gave him the 10-cent tour....and said if he had any questions to just give me a yell. I'm sure he had an interesting discussion with his wife when he got home!

...and besides, it's "pee-pee", not "prick".

<------ I sleep with my Teddy. Picture To The Left.

Nummy! Got my new bra yesterday off eBay. I feel so girly with all that lace!

I've just gotten one of these: and used it for the first time this afternoon with around 4 ounces of glycerine with just a teensy bit of water mixed in. My Goodness! I could only hold it for around 2 minutes, and then when I finally let loose into my diaper it seemed like it took around 30 seconds to empty out. I think one of the things that happens is that the glycerine, while extracting water from the bowel, is also extracting water from the prostate. THAT feels pretty darn good.

Mommy spanks my bare bottom. She uses a wooden hair brush with a big, flat, back.

I "talk" to the imaginary person spanking me. By the time I'm finished, I know my Mommy has paddled my bottom red...my mind supplies it all.

I had a really weird one last week. I was in a parking lot, it was raining, and I was trying to get into my car. I looked on the ground and there were a number of packages of diapers and sanitary napkins on the ground. I thought "wow"...but then I realized there were others in the car with me. Then I realized I was wearing a diaper. For some reason they didn't seem to notice, but I figured if I was holding a bunch of diapers, they probably WOULD notice. I don't remember much else.

I felt better 'cause I knew I deserved to be spanked and I'd gotten a good spanking.

This morning I told myself I was naughty and gave myself a BIG spanking with a hairbrush. I felt much better after my punishment.

1) Yup, with the Flux Capacitor option. This lets me get to a location BEFORE I leave. Slick. 2) No, they weren't hiding it from the White Man. In the 1300's there weren't any White Men in the western hemisphere to hide it from!

Left PM. Wanna barter?

Any good references for a newbie?