Therapeee

So, I hate to be blunt, but I have soaked my couch a few times by accident. I clean it up, but it damages foam, and wood, and electronics (in the case of a La-Z-Boy). Does anyone know of a fully waterproof, washable brand?

The tabs suck. They are comfortable enough, but you need a onsie or a cover for them to hold them in place. Overall, the tabs are bad enough that I would never get them again.

I love these things. I am a professional and wear these 24/7. I use them for pleasure in my off time, and since I have a (not terrible, but not insignificant) spinal injury I use them for emergencies the rest of the time.

Northshore Megamax, Medium, pink, fresh (but about to be squishy!)

I like Abena Pants Level 3 (I know, Depends are in my photo, but they suck, in my experience). It is not as good as a good tabbed diaper, but it can hold the biggest voids and stays up very nicely. I do not love multiple voids in a diaper if I am active. Other than driving or sitting on the couch, I change soon after I wet. So they work great for my weekdays. Also, I am DL, not AB, so I could not give a fuck about the prints or colors, I just need something to absorb 30 ounces of piss! I agree they are terrible for bedwetting. Even the high end Abenas are good for sleeping if you only have little leaks. Actual bedwetting is out of the question with pull ups (unless you want the mess). Diapers are more expensive, less comfortable, cause sweating, and need to be held up after they get wet. I like both, they just suit me differently in different situations.

Let's just name a place and go there.