dyperbole

I wish! Unfortunately that is a highly accurate representation of me dressed to go shopping. I wear my T-shirt under my Polo shirt, then I tuck it into my cargo shorts. Don't see any white sox and sneakers, though. I stopped wearing onesies a number of years ago when either they all were too tight and caused groin strain, or were too loose and hung down too low. Never was able to find the perfect onesie size, and just gave up.

Thank goodness for Incognito mode.....

That would be great! Then again, so are super soakers. Especially right now here in the South. It be hot af.

Initially misread that as Laos. Apparently I have Laos-sy eyesight.

My grandfather was responsible for 36 downed planes in World War II. He was the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.

There's the ol' "Plank and Poop", there's the "Catcher's Crouch", there's the "Splits and Shits", there's the "Snow Angel and Devil's Food", there's the "Assume the Position", there's the Thriller Zombie (waffle) Stomp......I might be able to think of more.

I didn't miss a thing. I was responding directly to ValentinesStuff.

Holy wall of text, Batman!!! May I ask you to make some paragraphs out of this?

A little twist on the norm - the Mom doesn't care that her adult child wears diapers, but doesn't want the house to stink.

Simple Ultra and PeekABU are built on the same underlying diaper. Similarly, Simples, Space, and Little Paws are built on the same underlying diaper. I'm the opposite of you -- love the fit of the Simples, hate the fit of the Simple Ultra. I'm sure there are things that irritate me, but not enough that I know what they are off the top of my head. And that's pretty nice -- not sure I want to start thinking about what bugs me.

I must have missed them. I wore Biancos almost exclusively from the time they were introduced until about 2015 when other all-white diapers started to be better then them. Never liked the Classico nor the Teddy designs, just the great plain white Bianco diaper. Either that or I wore them and never even thought about the velcro taping panel when they briefly introduced them. According to my Bambino account, I bought a case of Bianco diapers on 1/21/2008. The first backup of the Bambino Diapers site on the Wayback Machine that mentions Bianco diapers is on 1/31/2008, so I must have bought them almost as quickly as they put them on the market. If you can look back into your Bambino account and see when you purchased the Biancos with the velcro tapes, I'd love to know when they were being sold. I can then go to the Wayback machine and see what they looked like back then.

I told the SO I like to wear diapers. The dispatcher said, "First, TMI, and second, this is the sheriff's office, what is your emergency?"

Yep -- I have a few for when I want that authentic look, and could care less about function. Adding a stuffer does help, but it is what it is -- a puppy pad with crappy tapes to the side, and some glue holding the diaper wings down a little.

Isn't that just the Bianco Ultrastretch - an all white diaper with the hybrid tapes? They still sell those - small/mediums are in stock, and large/XLs are out of stock.

I told my SO I like wearing diapers.... She said "No duh you lil shit, now sit still so I can finish changing you!"

Those were the ones I wore back when I was a teen. They definitely didn't fit me as a teenager (150lbs). Not even close. Unfortunately, I had to cobble 3 of them together to get one decent diaper. I'd open up two of them and tape them side by side for the back, and then I taped a third diaper to the first two to be the center diaper between my legs. The 3 diaper system I had worked pretty well, though. It just didn't look too elegant.

Thanks for the review! I could tell you didn't like them because you didn't even add any bloopers to this. You're like, "OK, get me into a real diaper, stat!" ?