A Banana In Your Tailpipe?

[totalymessy]

Ive done the banana and the oatmeal. I cant get the bananas in so i just put them in my diaper.I will also say that if you eat a whole bundle of bananas and wait you'll have the best poop ever!

[pc4nae]

Ive done the banana and the oatmeal. I cant get the bananas in so i just put them in my diaper.I will also say that if you eat a whole bundle of bananas and wait you'll have the best poop ever!

Can someone tell me how to use the "oil" that sally talked about. Also, anyone try a whole tube of Vaseline in a frosting tool?

Thanks,

pc

[sukima]

bananas, of coarse, were put inside your diaper, not shoved up your butt, ...

OMG! I remember reading about this. It was all the rave! However I never could figure out how to shove a peeled banana up your butt. I'm sorry bananas are soft it just won't happen unless your a 10 year porn veteran. Why did I never think you could just put it in your diaper! Doh'!

[pc4nae]

Ok I’ve psyc’d myself up to giving this a try on my next day off. I have everything I need:

bananas

kotex

suppositories

diaper

video camera.

I’m doing this as a solo act. I just hope I don’t loses my nerve……this is crazy!!!!! Wish me luck!

[mandylou]

O I'm sorry bananas are soft it just won't happen unless your a 10 year porn veteran.

I'm not, and yet I managed. Use plenty of lube, like anything you would want to 'shove' up there.

[Flea]

So what kinda Pad is everyone using then?

I have been using the Poise medium pads but am having a problem with them.

They just dont swell up like I would want them to.

I tested one, rolled it up, put it in a glass and poured some water on it. The thing swelled like 2 times its size in no time.

But whenever I "finish" with the banana fun, and look at the pad, it's on a little bit swelled, and if unrolled, dry in the middle.

I have done a eneme before the bananas, pad in diaper on, then slowly let the enema seep out around the pad into the diaper, but the pad still dosnt swell all that much.

Also tried a enema after the pad is in but same problem.

I'm wondering if theirs a better pad to use, one that will swell up more easily

[pc4nae]

So what kinda Pad is everyone using then?

I have been using the Poise medium pads but am having a problem with them.

They just dont swell up like I would want them to.

I tested one, rolled it up, put it in a glass and poured some water on it. The thing swelled like 2 times its size in no time.

But whenever I "finish" with the banana fun, and look at the pad, it's on a little bit swelled, and if unrolled, dry in the middle.

I have done a eneme before the bananas, pad in diaper on, then slowly let the enema seep out around the pad into the diaper, but the pad still dosnt swell all that much.

Also tried a enema after the pad is in but same problem.

I'm wondering if theirs a better pad to use, one that will swell up more easily

I had the same experience. I preformed the banana experiment three times over the weekend (compelte with video documentation). The overall experience was incredible! But sadly it did not last nearly as long as I had expected or hoped.

Like you, I want something that will make a nice plug, but sense I’m doing the experiment solo I also have a fear of getting something so stuck it won’t come out period.

The first two tries I used Playtex Gentle Glide Tampons (I liked the idea of having a string sticking out in case I needed to pull it out). The tampons turned out to be disappointing with almost no swelling and therefore little plugging power. I dropped the load in about 15-20min both times.

By the third try I got brave and used a bandage material rolled in sleeping bag fashion to a diameter about the size of a fifty cent piece. This proved to be a better plug but still little swelling. I was able to push it out in about 25min.

I would love to hear from others on specific pad brands and techniques they have used as well as the diameter of the plug upon insertion and how long it held.

[davidbhs6]

Well this is my first real post on this site and must say that I love it. The first time I read this i was in shock because I have never thought of it before. Being that I play alone I had to give this a shot and I must say WOW the feeling is like nothing else and the smell is soo much more bearable.

Now I have a question. Those of you who have posted with ideas the first one gives a step by step process and in that it says to shove the pad fully into the rectum. Wont this get stuck causing a problem?. I would think this gets pushed half way in with a little sticking out? If anyone has any other experience with this please send me a message.

[CDLover]

I figured I'd finally answer this survey... I have not tried it. The tailpipe is a one-way door for me. I usually only wet, and if I do poop, I'll do the real thing and deal with the mess.

Besides, I saw on South Park that if you put food up your butt, you will poop out of your mouth.

CDL

[Loveable_guy]

For a twist on this remove some of the stuffing from a dry diaper. Roll it up and pack it in with a bit a KY to easy the entry. I prefer to add this after the bananas and suppository. Works like a blockage at the door. The suppositories will cause the bowel to contract while stuffing will absorb the moisture and swell up nicely. Have no fear it will come out and depending on how many suppositories are in the mix it a big way!

Have done this several time with no problems.

[Flea]

Ok bringing this back.

Is their a maxipad or poise type pad out their that has No adhesive backing?

Cant seem to find anything along those lines online.

[Flea]

If it has an adhesive backing, then you roll it with the adhesive on the inside.

This I know, but for reasons of my own, I wanted to find one that has No adhesive backing to begin with.

[BabyDW]

It is really fun with the bananna and oatmeal. I like the recipe too.

[ranger]

Well, I'm not doing the whole pad and everything, but as I type, I am sittting here with two decent sized nanners in there. I got two fairly green bannanas, and some KY jelly. I cut the first bannana in quarters. The first piece mushed a little but went in. The next three went in pretty easy so the second bannana I just cut into halves. They went in whole, tapered end first. It feels weird. I am feeling like I have to poop, coming and going in waves. I am debating whether or not to let it go, or hold as long as possible.

[miss_diaper_lover]

I'm home alone tomorrow so I've put a banana in the freezer in anticipation

[PhilDL]

I did this over ten years ago and took pictures. Shortly after I met a lady online who was into BDSM and diapers. I sent her these pictures, anyway she helped me get an apartment from a land lady who was her friend.

After I left this apartment and even though I didn't have any issues with this "friend" she sent these pictures to my ex-landlady!

Be careful with who you trust!

Phil

[Flea]

For a twist on this remove some of the stuffing from a dry diaper. Roll it up and pack it in with a bit a KY to easy the entry. I prefer to add this after the bananas and suppository. Works like a blockage at the door. The suppositories will cause the bowel to contract while stuffing will absorb the moisture and swell up nicely. Have no fear it will come out and depending on how many suppositories are in the mix it a big way!

Have done this several time with no problems.

I finally got the balls to try a baby diaper. Are you using the actual diaper or just the stuffing from it? I used a small baby diaper and it seems to be working great, swells up really nice.

[glycerine]

I decided to add bananas to my usual ritual... I'll modify it next time for more intensity.

I had a BIG lunch and could feel VERY full. So... off to the store for some bananas. Cut them in half and liberally coated them with food-grade glycerine. Too make it easier, I lubed up my medium plug to loosen my ass up. Next, up go the bananas. Pulled up my Depends, on with the plastic pants (I'm paranoid about leaking in the bed!), and on with my flannel nightie.

After about 10 minutes I could feel things working...but I wanted it a little quicker so I gave myself a small, 2 ounce glycerine/water enema (80% glycerine/20% water) and laid down again.

THAT did the trick. In about five minutes I felt the pressure that said it was time. What I really like about a large, concentrated shot of glycerine is that it makes everything delightfully liquid. I don't want to push... I just want to lay quietly on my tummy and relax, letting natural contractions push out the poop. And that's what happened.

First the excess liquid squirted out.

Then I could feel a gentle pressure on my anus as the pressure built up.

Then a nice, long, feeling as those bananas and the poop all came out.

I fell asleep for about 15 minutes after that. Cleanup was, as expected, messy. I kind of like that...

Next time I'll give myself the glycerine enema BEFORE the bananas....probably only 1 ounce...to get things working a bit faster.

What I love best is the total lack of control I have once that glycerine goes into me. I know in 5 to 10 minutes I'll be pooping no matter what. The bananas make it so that I can have a REALLY big poop any time I want.

[glycerine]

Second experiment:

Warmed the bananas in the microwave, expanded myself with the plug, inserted the bananas, 2 oz of glycerine solution and then:

A Tampax Pearl tampon.

Unlike some other tampons, this one expands quite nicely as soon as it starts to absorb liquids. It blocked the poop quite nicely for around 30 minutes. This time around I got the cramps, a building of amazing feelings, and then it would go away. This repeated about 10 times until it finally let loose.

Next time, I think I'll try two tampons.

[LILJIM]

I was a pre-teen the 1st time I wondered about what it = (the other side)felt like. I notice a story about using a banana. I thought "NO WAY!!!" LOL but curiosity keep me thinking & finally got a day alone. Not knowing I tried a pretty ripe 1 peeled 1st big mess; then I left the peel on using Vaseiline.I got it part-way in & backed off from the pain. I remembered having left-over hotdogs in the frig. It slipped in quick. So I peeled the other banana even tho it did mashup some it did go in better than b4. I then diapered up and walked around full.lol I sat watching T.V. after awhile I loaded my diaper. I got the feel of pooping without all the smell. It tickled when walking around the house in a loaded diaper. I just did get cleaned up & everything washed & put away b4 my folks got home from fishing. Like by 1 ninute!!!CLOSE 1 !!!!

[Plasticbutt]

I can certainly understand the desire to want to take a "clean" poop, hence the banana. But I don't know if I'd go through that much trouble.

If I want to poop in my diaper, I'll stick with the real thing. Some of us not only don't mind the smell, but like it.

[Flea]

The thing is, with the bananas and a absorbant pad of some sort, combined with a enema or laxative of some sort or even none at all, the pressure buildup and physical/mental mindfuck you go through can be really intense. Theirs a lot more to this then simply a smell concern.

[Diseased88]

having tried this after reading the thread, it is one of my favorite things to do. Thanks DD!

[Plasticbutt]

By the way, I love the title of this topic. Tailpipe -- LOL! That's cute. Makes us sound like we're all cars. Vroom!

[LILJIM]

By the way, I love the title of this topic. Tailpipe -- LOL! That's cute. Makes us sound like we're all cars. Vroom!

When I 1st read it; I thought about when some1 put a potato in a REAL car tailpipe. When they started the car it blew across the street & hit the house on the other side. When I tried the banana trick that's how I felt. Held it!!! Held it!!! Then POP!!! full diaper