Start A Useless Rumor About The Person Above You

[Juliabam]

stripped in front of a policeman while she was in prison, and was then released for good beaviour

[freswith]

^ Has the distinction of having been an exhibit in the Tate Modern, Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors and the fourth plinth in Trafalgar Square. There is now a public subscription to have her cast in bronze - anything to stop her wandering around.

[babyvr6]

^ Was on display at the Natural history museum. Was kept in a jar.

[loopy]

^is in reality a brain in a jar, hooked up to the internet by a clandestine government organization, for reasons too silly to go into.

[freswith]

Keeps his own brain in a jar to preserve its resale value; it's never been used.

[loopy]

^wishes he was as canny as me when it comes to investing in/preserving collectibles.

[Jabez]

^Has been known to spy on government officials from time to time.

[Frogboy]

^was once arrested in connection to vandalism of a red post box

[Juliabam]

^Picks his nose with his tongue

[Frogboy]

^can see ultra violet light just like Kevin Spacey in K-PAX

[BabyJune]

Is "swamped" with too much to do for the holidays.

[Frogboy]

^instinctively knows which threads I'm going to post on and then beats me to it!

[freswith]

^ Employs a personal coach to exercise for him.

[Juliabam]

^spent all his money on a mental coach so he could stay grounded

[Frogboy]

^fills her tyres with a secret inert mix of gases to make them more stable at high speeds, similar to the system used in F1 cars

[loopy]

^inhales a secret mix of inert gases to keep him mentally stable. It doesn't work.

[freswith]

^ Expels great quantities of greenhouse gas

[Jabez]

^ Is full of just plain hot air... nothing special.

[freswith]

^ Is very hurtful to aged and flatulent frogs.

[Frogboy]

^can control his flatulence, just chooses not to!

[freswith]

^ Cannot control his flatulence, even when he tries. Has his own personal exclusion zone.

[loopy]

^Likes the smell of flatulence in the morning.

[Frogboy]

^ is the one who breaks wind in lifts (elevators) and blames it on someone else

[Juliabam]

^Is the one who seek situations where he can be blamed for breaking a wind

[Frogboy]

^ went on a caravanning holiday with with boris johnson