babyvr6 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 ^ Doesn't realize I organized the penguins and pushed them to revolt. Link to comment
lilJester Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 ^dreams of world domination through forced diapering by a penguin army Link to comment
babyvr6 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 ^dreams of world domination through forced diapering of trees. Link to comment
freswith Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 ^ P-p-p-picked up a p-p-penguin and it p-p-pecked his p-p-poor little p-p-penis off Link to comment
babyvr6 Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 ^ Tells nothing but lies. Even if they are froggy lies. Link to comment
freswith Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 ^ Has been authorised by the Pope to visit convents as he is absolutely no danger at all to the virtue of the nuns. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Visited a convent once but said he just couldn't get into the habit. Link to comment
Guest Baby Tiana Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 ^ Forced to get circumcised at a convent in his late 40's. Link to comment
freswith Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 ^ Is an expert at the unkindest cut of all...! Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 once kissed george bush junior with his tongue when he was trying to catch a fly Link to comment
freswith Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 ^ Once lashed Gordon Brown with her tongue; the only time I have ever been sorry for him. Link to comment
babyvr6 Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 ^ Doesn't actually have a tongue. Link to comment
Jabez Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 ^ Uses his own tongue for just about everything *except* tasting foods. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 tried to hurt Tiana with toxic colours! Link to comment
freswith Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Is colour-blind, the only woman to be so. Link to comment
babyvr6 Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 ^ Vision is tainted by his rose colored glasses. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 wears glasses with yellow colour because he smokes to much! Link to comment
freswith Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Wears smoked glasses because then people put money in her tin mug. Link to comment
babyvr6 Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 ^Begs on the weekends to help with his retirement fund. Link to comment
freswith Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 ^ Is entirely covered with hair Link to comment
Jabez Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 ^Has been mistaken for Big Foot from time to time. Link to comment
loopy Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 ^wishes bigfoot was real. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 wish he had a bigfoot.. ... ... ... Instead of having to go to childrens department evry time he wanted new shoes, afterall trainers with mickey mouse isn't really improving your street cred. Link to comment
loopy Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 ^wishes she could get trainers with mickey mouse on them (I actually have big feet, and really want a pair of light up/flashing/Velcro trainers ) Link to comment
freswith Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 ^ has been arrested for dropping his velcro trainer pants and flashing. Link to comment
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