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forces his cat to play ping pong for his own amusement.

[BabyJune]

^ Causes PANDA-monium anywhere he goes.

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gave me panda-monia and i ended up in the hospital.

[babyvr6]

^Licks pandas while they sleep.

[freswith]

^ has just defected to Libya.

[aleyxsis]

uses panda fur as tooth picks

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drinks panda milk

[freswith]

^ Sees things only in black and white, so has sex with pandas.

[babyvr6]

Sees things in full color, but still has sex with pandas.

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is jealous about our pandas

[BabyJune]

Drinks too much Coca Koala

[babyvr6]

Gives cocaine to koalas.

[freswith]

^ Has been convicted of corrupting a koala minor.

[Juliabam]

^Is the architect of those great lines spoken by Gaddafy, and he is secretly having a love affair with Moussa Koussa which is why M/k have come to UK, because they both knew life would be too complicated in Libya when Gaddafy would want in on the hot love.

But this rare time Freswit is excused because when he read the Moussas online dating profile, he thought it said hot librarian for love, and not as it did for real spell hot libyan for love

[freswith]

^ is suffering from too many thoughts in the head.

[Juliabam]

^Did not deny his love affair with Moussa Koussa

[freswith]

^ fell in love with a rickshaw.

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eats alligators given the chance

[BabyJune]

Says "I'm stuffed" whether he's eaten anything or not.

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sure feel that way with this tin body and small stomach..

is jealous of my teeny size

[freswith]

^ Was told to go and get stuffed, and took it literally.

[wetman]

^ Went to Tesco's yesterday and when the self service till machine said: "Please take your change", he turned around and said: "Darn, I knew I forgot something!"

[aleyxsis]

is not really wet he is dryman

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is not aleyxsis is alexybro

[BabyJune]

^ Sleeps with a stuffed human