loopy Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 ^ Try's to reach enlightenment using a honeydew melon, two boxes of unpoped microwave popcorn, and a military spec bolt cutter (don't ask.) Link to comment
freswith Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 ^ Has reached enlightenment using an enema tube, a cylinder of butane, and a match. Link to comment
loopy Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 ^is jealous of my enlightened state, hence why he'll never be enlightened. (besides who's ever heard of a frog practicing Buddhism) Link to comment
freswith Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 ^ Enlightened state is due to fiddling with the mains electricity without switching it off first. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 ^Was the first test subject when Galvani made a frogleg twitch with electricity. The kick was so hard that Galvani preferred using dead frogs ever since. Link to comment
freswith Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 ^ Has a secret dead-frog fetish Link to comment
babyvr6 Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 ^ Fears dead frog fetishists. Link to comment
FretaBWet Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 ^ is attempting to get into the Guinness Book of World Records for having the most fetishes. Link to comment
collegebaby86 Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Lost her virginity to a mechanical bull. Link to comment
loopy Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Works as a mechanical bull to make ends meet. Link to comment
freswith Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 ^ Shovels up behind the mechanical bull Link to comment
babyvr6 Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 ^ Gave birth to two mechanical bulls. Link to comment
babyvr6 Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 ^ Hunts crabs for sport, in Las Vegas. Link to comment
collegebaby86 Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 Is related to Bill Nye the Science Guy. Link to comment
freswith Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 Is related to Piltdown Man Link to comment
collegebaby86 Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 Secretly wants to be Hannah Montana. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 ^Collects all the frogs he finds and kisses them because he secretly wants to marry Hannah Montana Link to comment
collegebaby86 Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 In a domestic partnership with her legion of cats. Link to comment
freswith Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 ^ Is first in line to be drafted for the proposed invasion of Iran. (Actually, Julia keeps bats!) Link to comment
Juliabam Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 Is a liar to such an extend that all his pants have giant holes from the eternal fires on them (actually he just have a scewed relation to the truth because of a brain damage he suffered during world war 1 where he was used as messenger by the german generals) Link to comment
freswith Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 ^ Loves dogs, hates children, admires my watercolours Link to comment
babyvr6 Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 ^ Can't paint, but rather eats the pigments and vomits on a canvas. Link to comment
freswith Posted January 1, 2010 Share Posted January 1, 2010 ^ Is neither a historian not an art critic, and has never heard of W C Fields. Link to comment
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