Juliabam Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 ^Licks his own balls when he's bored - Eyeballs that is! Link to comment
freswith Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 ^ Is a descended from Genghis Kahn - on one of his bad nights. Link to comment
MLGTexas84 Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Wear's diapers in public and thinks no one knows. Link to comment
loopy Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 ^wears nappies in public, and everybody knows. Link to comment
Frogboy Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 ^wears nappies in public and nobody cares! Link to comment
loopy Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 ^when he doesn't wear a nappy in public, people worry about the carpets. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 ^collects old carpets pee ple throw out, and uses them as nappies Link to comment
freswith Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 ^ Uses old nappies as carpet! Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 smells like old nappies and carpets! Link to comment
freswith Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 ^ Isn't allowed carpets in case she pees on them - or worse! Link to comment
Frogboy Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 ^is allowed carpets, but still pees on them Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 * was once peed on by a very agressive carpet? Link to comment
Frogboy Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 ^dresses up as an aggressive carpet and pees on people and then runs away before she's identified! Link to comment
freswith Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 ^ Has often been used as a carpet, by employers, by women, by parents etc. Link to comment
loopy Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 ^pays pro dommes to be used as a carpet. Link to comment
Frogboy Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 wishes he could afford to pay people to do things for him Link to comment
Jabez Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 ^ Has given it a try a few times himself but prefers to be paid to do such things to others. Link to comment
freswith Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 ^ Is well paid for it by a certain clientele Link to comment
loopy Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 ^Is desperately trying to remember what "it" is. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 ^Hasn't found out yet, that he is it! Link to comment
freswith Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Was designed by Norman Foster and constructed by a crazed chimpanzee. Link to comment
babyvr6 Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 ^ was constructed by a cruel god. Link to comment
freswith Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Has been officially listed as "Do Not Resuscitate" Link to comment
BabyJune Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Ran out of nine lives as a cat and came back as...^ Link to comment
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