Juliabam Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 ^Is an organic suction cup Link to comment
wetman Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 ^Is an organic suction cup ^ Is opaque. (Now really, what does it mean?) Link to comment
Bonsai Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Has X-ray vision, that unfortunately doesn't work with Julia who has a lead-rich skin. Link to comment
Mama Melody Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 watches TV nude, with a goat. Link to comment
PeytonJ Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Likes drinking dirty dish water. Link to comment
Bonsai Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Keeps a water moccasin named "Smile" as a pet. Of course, he also has at hand some serum escorts against venom just in case. 1 Link to comment
malus_infantia Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Is in fact a sentient Bonsai Tree that is able to type. Link to comment
wetman Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 ^ is wrong about the 'sentient'* bit. *Sorry, Bonsai, don't really mean it! Link to comment
Bonsai Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Tickles my unsentient reflexes to strangle whatever passes nearby and to type bad things about the ones currently out of reach. Link to comment
BabyGizmo Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 stalks saplings in the forests of narnia! Link to comment
wetman Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 Nearly ate some yellow snow in Narnia. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 Wonders why Labatt's Blue is actually brown. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Thougt brown ale was a waterhazard on the race track Link to comment
freswith Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Is captain of Britain's Paralympic drag-racing team. Link to comment
wetman Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Did a lil' poo on his Lilypad. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 ^Think Lily Pads are an incontinence protection pad brand name Link to comment
Bonsai Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 Is a virtual clone personality of the real Julia who in reality tragically disappeared more than 10 years ago. So, she's an AI whose memory banks are kept in the LilyPad that Freswith "accidentally" soiled. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 Wonders why the sperm bank doesn't have an ATM. Link to comment
Bonsai Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 Believes that Santa Klaus, who is notoriously incontinent, remained stuck in her chimney because his diaper swelled too much. Link to comment
Eir Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Bonsai's Mother was a Hampster, and his Father smells of Elderberries! (Monty Python at its finest) Link to comment
BabyJune Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 Thinks he's a shrubbery (LOVE Monty Python! Nothing beats British humor) Link to comment
Eir Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 ^ Was appointed diaper royalty through a strange aquatic ceremony, and has no valid standing whatsoever! (Lady of the lake, lol!) Link to comment
BabyJune Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 Is afraid that if he takes a P, it will upset the balance of the rest of the alphabet. Link to comment
Eir Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 ^ Is one of the dreaded knights who say Ni! Link to comment
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