freswith Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 Has been reported for bullying Gordon Brown. Link to comment
babyvr6 Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Has been caught hiding in the bushes. Link to comment
freswith Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Was found hiding in the bushes committing an act of gross indecency: 144 times. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 ^Uses dogs to clean his house Link to comment
freswith Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Trains "housewife dogs" for the congenitally indolent. Link to comment
sgt_mad_cow Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 ^ Is trained as a dog to serve others Link to comment
BabyJune Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Likes the idea of a "leash and a collar." Link to comment
sgt_mad_cow Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 ^ Walks with master outside with a leash and prong collar Link to comment
freswith Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 Makes his mistress wear a leash and prong collar. Link to comment
loopy Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 Wishes he had a lead and shock collar Link to comment
freswith Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 Wishes he had a National Health Dentist. Link to comment
babyvr6 Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 ^ Wishes he had a national health Proctologist, as a live-in lover. Link to comment
freswith Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 ^ Sold his grandmother to an anatomy school. Link to comment
babyvr6 Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 ^ Wishes I'd buy him a beer with the cash I made selling that old bat. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 ^ Plays with his pussy when he thinks he's alone Link to comment
freswith Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 His Pussy? ^ Failed at Anatomy School Link to comment
Juliabam Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 His Pussy? ^ Failed at Anatomy School (pussy-CAT) ^ got caught by the pussy and only saved himself by turning it into a frog with a kiss Link to comment
freswith Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 Madam! I have never kissed anyone's pussy! ^ Feeds her dog on catfood - made from real cats. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 ^ Is jealous he's not a cat and therefore not serve the right to be served for my killerwhale/foxterrier Link to comment
freswith Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 ^ has one hell of a problem in house training her killer-whale/foxhound. Also has huge huge holes in her flowerbed. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 ^ Tried to move in into one of my holes in the flowerbed after a rainy day, but had to move out again because he had no mudguards mounted Link to comment
freswith Posted February 28, 2010 Share Posted February 28, 2010 ^ uses her flowerbed to grow Deadly Nightshade. Link to comment
babyvr6 Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 ^Drinks deadly nightshade as a sleep aid. Link to comment
freswith Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 ^ Drinks his beer with a cherry in it. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Fishes for the cherry with a half opened paperclip and use teeth as bait Link to comment
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