AbabeBill Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 I don’t know, it just kinda slipped in there??? ??? 3 Link to comment
beallucanb Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 I must have accidentally sat on that butt plug while it was sitting on the chair. Honest. 1 1 Link to comment
lil_stinkie Posted January 3, 2023 Share Posted January 3, 2023 honest to god doc, it really fell in there *doc looks at the hotdog protruding out of my bottom, a thick layer of lube surrounding* its ok, i'm not here to judge no seriously!!!! it's never happened before!!!? BTW, when you take it out, can you take it out slowwly... ? 1 Link to comment
Cruiser 03 Posted January 4, 2023 Share Posted January 4, 2023 If my wife would learn to put the kielbasa in the fridge instead of the recliner , we wouldn’t be here right now ? Link to comment
feralfreak Posted January 4, 2023 Share Posted January 4, 2023 nothing on purpose either, exit only!!!! Link to comment
LtlGary Posted January 6, 2023 Share Posted January 6, 2023 You name it, and the ER nurse can tell you if it's been inserted in a patient's rectum. 1 Link to comment
feralfreak Posted January 6, 2023 Share Posted January 6, 2023 there was a dude who was arrested and the intake revealed a revolver up there. Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted January 6, 2023 Share Posted January 6, 2023 12 minutes ago, feralfreak said: there was a dude who was arrested and the intake revealed a revolver up there. He just wanted to shoot the shit with his buddies. 1 Link to comment
rusty pins Posted January 6, 2023 Share Posted January 6, 2023 4 hours ago, feralfreak said: there was a dude who was arrested and the intake revealed a revolver up there. Ouch! How could anyone get a revolver up there? Wait! I don't want to know.... Link to comment
feralfreak Posted January 6, 2023 Share Posted January 6, 2023 20 minutes ago, rusty pins said: Ouch! How could anyone get a revolver up there? Wait! I don't want to know.... me either, if it was loaded it would be a hell of a time to get explosive diarrhea Link to comment
dondl2 Posted January 6, 2023 Share Posted January 6, 2023 I was trying to pull the weeds and fell on a zucchini, it was lucky that I just sprayed them with oil to keep the bugs off. 1 Link to comment
ValentinesStuff Posted January 6, 2023 Share Posted January 6, 2023 6 hours ago, rusty pins said: Ouch! How could anyone get a revolver up there? Wait! I don't want to know.... I wonder what caliber of person the man was. 1 Link to comment
AbabeBill Posted January 6, 2023 Share Posted January 6, 2023 11 hours ago, feralfreak said: there was a dude who was arrested and the intake revealed a revolver up there. The puns are endless, for this situation. Like: I thought he was just going to shoot his mouth off again, but I was wrong! 2 Link to comment
rusty pins Posted January 7, 2023 Share Posted January 7, 2023 I've heard of smuggling contraband into prison, but that's going too far. I could imagine it accidentally going off while in his prison cell trying to poop it out. Link to comment
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