Aww, why not?

[DailyDi]

That sticker is there as a result of something and I want to see the footage,

[willnotwill]

[ValentinesStuff]

Part of me is curious which warning came first.

[Babygeebee]

34 minutes ago, DailyDi said:

That sticker is there as a result of something and I want to see the footage,

Hmmm. Lends new meaning to to the phrase "getting gassed." 

[beallucanb]

I would like to meet the person or persons that caused that sticker to be on the pump nozzle.

[square_duck]

10 hours ago, beallucanb said:

I would like to meet the person or persons that caused that sticker to be on the pump nozzle.

If they are still alive....

[rusty pins]

Gas is supposed to come out of the rectum, not go in it!  All I can say to anyone dumb enough to try it is, "Ouch!  I'd love to see the security footage one lonely night at 3am when someone at the pump decides to lower his drawers and shove a 91% octane nozzle up his butt!  Does he need to buy a quart of oil for lube to help shove it in?

[Wet Knight]

Just ordered a roll of sticky labels from Amazon....................................