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[DailyDi]

[Lost Little Neppy]

I think I'd rather get a bidet.

[spoonchicken]

I don't want to know what that thing would feel like, if it misses the hole and starts scraping the bottom of my sack 

[warpiper]

Doctor: "I'm sorry, how did you rip them off again?"

[Crinklz Kat]

What "grit" rating is that?   It looks like a nylon stripping disk I would attach to my drill.?

[DailyDi]

13 minutes ago, Crinklz Kat said:

What "grit" rating is that?   It looks like a nylon stripping disk I would attach to my drill.?

 

Yeah, I'm going to say you should NOT try to DIY your own version of one.

[spoonchicken]

2 hours ago, Crinklz Kat said:

What "grit" rating is that?   It looks like a nylon stripping disk I would attach to my drill.?

Exactly !

[square_duck]

Imagine the bowl splatter that you have to clean up...after a while, it might get a bit......gross!.??

[fillemup]

I would rather poop in my diaper and clean up with my detachable shower head.

[rusty pins]

Bad name.  First thing I thought of was "Roto Rooter" and I don't need anyone rooting out my pooper shoot!

[square_duck]

"Roto-pooter"?? ??