A Diaper Song by Blink 182

[Ellie Jean]

Omg wtf?! How have I never heard of this?! ?
 

 

 

[DailyDi]

WTF lol

[Little Cub Pants]

What the fuck did I just hear???? LOL!???? Hahaha!

[Dubious]

Don't do drugs. 

[maly]

Ummm What!

Maly.

[ValentinesStuff]

45 minutes ago, Dubious said:

Don't do drugs. 

I think they used them all.

[feralfreak]

couldnt stand more than a few seconds of it

[id0ntknow]

I have liked some of their songs in the past, but not this one. I'll stick with "When you effed grandpa", as well as "Eff a dog", since they remind me of high school with friends that I haven't heard from since then.

[BabyJilly_S]

I liked "All The Small Things" a lot, but I don't really like this song. Cool that they felt able to sing about the subject though.

[Ellie Jean]

Oh goody; I thoughtchy'all woulda have a good laugh over it. My condolences to your ears, and your brain, which will forever have this wretchedly bizzare song seared into it's subconscious, mwahahaha! ???

Oh good god; READING the lyrics is even funnier LOL:

"DEPENDS" BY BLINK 182

I don't want to urinate on myself
I don't want to urinate on anyone else
Well, I guess that really doesn't matter anymore
Because I can't control my bladder anymore

Well, I guess it all depends
(Undergarments)
Well, I guess it all depends
(Undergarments)

Step back in the light
No more soiled nights alone
But I guess I don't have a care
Because there's not a load in my underwear
 

I'm sick of offending everyone I meet (go, go, go, go)
I'm sick of crying myself to sleep on rubber sheets (go)
I had an accident today 
I left a soil on a bus seat, I didn't know what to say
 

But, I guess it all depends (undergarments)
Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)

Step back in the light (go, go)
No more soiled nights alone
Well, I guess that I don't have a care if I
Don't have a load in my underwear
 

[Ellie Jean]

Hehehe...gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "poetry in motion" lol. XD (That's a poop joke! ?) ?

[DailyDi]

20 minutes ago, Ellie Jean said:

Hehehe...gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "poetry in motion" lol. XD (That's a poop joke! ?) ?

I was unimpressed, but my bowels were moved by it.

[ValentinesStuff]

4 hours ago, Ellie Jean said:

Step back in the light (go, go)

That should be.

"Step back into life."

Which was Depends slogan at the time.

[Ellie Jean]

On 8/27/2021 at 6:54 PM, ValentinesStuff said:

That should be.

"Step back into life."

Which was Depends slogan at the time.

He was on drugs at the time LOL. XD