Post a rediculous answer to the question

[Firefly 35]

Because everything is important if it relates to the Chinese chicken.

Has anyone found a recombobulator?

[astrodiaper]

No, but I thought I spotted a combobulator in a pull a parts yard. 
 

How come the pumpkins have united, but we can’t?

[LilRugrat]

Because humans cant all learn to vine, and pumpkins have super powers. 

How did the no legged chicken get on the roof? 

[Firefly 35]

Was washed down the drainspout.

Is a Roomba basically a modern equivalent of the old witches' self sweeping broom?

[astrodiaper]

It may have started that way, but now it’s the new exciting platform for transporting black cats. 
 

What was that?

[Rift The husky]

A space rock

If there are rocks in space how did they come down to earth?

[LilRugrat]

They didn't, the earth's core is a wormhole shooting the rocks into space. 

How many TV’s are currently in the landfills?

[Firefly 35]

About 856 hours worth.

Why do some LED lightbulbs last for only 2 weeks when others last forever?

[astrodiaper]

Because you didn’t install them like Uncle Fester does. 
 

Why the hell am I standing here staring at my phone?

[Babygeebee]

Someone has to keep an eye on it.

Which is heavier, A pound of nails or a pound of feathers? 

[LilRugrat]

Only the person they fall on knows.

How many people would it take to build the largest "dog pile" in world records? 

[astrodiaper]

I’m not sure, but I’m thinking it might be a little easier with actual dogs. 
 

What was that sound?

[Firefly 35]

Your brain grinding to a halt because of insufficient caffiene.

If you try to pedal a bike in space, does the back wheel spin or does the whole bike spin?

[Albert-1701]

What is black and white and crawls through the forets?

ANSWER: A charred forest ranger? 😊

[astrodiaper]

Why can’t it be a black footed ferret?

[Firefly 35]

Because they can't wear socks.

If you accidently vacuum up a lit firework, how many pieces of your vacuum cleaner would be left?

[Pelusban]

The small nozzle because it stayed in the box.

What is the opposite of vacuum cleaner?

[astrodiaper]

A vacuum dirtier. 
 

Why is it not Amorè?

[Babygeebee]

Because the moon doesn't hit your eye like a big pizza pie. 

 

What gets wetter the more it dries? 

[Pelusban]

My antique hand woven carpet, after some pee leaked on it from an unknown source.

The neighbor's cat wants to know what happened. Please solve the mystery.

[astrodiaper]

It was the dog. 
 

Why don’t I have a pizza pie?

[Pelusban]

Because it's a transcendent pastry. You can only approximate it.

What is faster than the speed of light?

[Babygeebee]

Bad news. 

If a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush what are 3 bush-birds worth? 

[Pelusban]

A bird on the shoulder.

Granny, why are your eyes so big?

[Crinklz Kat]

Granny sneezed while pinching her nose, inflating her eyes like balloons!

 

Why is it so hot outside?