Warmwetandcozy Posted May 4, 2019 Share Posted May 4, 2019 Its the Australians fought Why is it friday Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted May 6, 2019 Author Share Posted May 6, 2019 It depends on who you ask. I, for one, love the new gluten free asphalt. Are dial-up telegraphs still a thing? Link to comment
BabyJune Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Yes. The dial-up telegraph was invented by Alexander Graham Cracker. You see people acting nonchalant, but have you ever seen anyone acting chalant? If so, what are they doing? Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 The moon is falling Why am I Hungary Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted May 6, 2019 Author Share Posted May 6, 2019 Please wait - your computer has accessed the dark side of Youtube and is now trying to purge its CPU. What's for dinner? Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Time time time goes by Where are we Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted May 6, 2019 Author Share Posted May 6, 2019 On the far side of the interwebs. What's up doc? Link to comment
BabyJune Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 Because of Saddam. Why do you "boot up" a computer but not "boot down?" Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted May 7, 2019 Author Share Posted May 7, 2019 Last I heard, the automatic computer code errorizer was a thing of the past. But I suppose a turkey sandwich could work as a replacement. Do I have to go to work today? Link to comment
Bumble_Bee_J Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 Yes because the Pidgeon needs pearls. Am i a Princess? Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 Poly want a cracker poly want a cracker What time is it Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted October 19, 2019 Author Share Posted October 19, 2019 That lamp shade is too bright. Say what? Link to comment
Bumble_Bee_J Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 To get to the other side. Why is a raven like a writing desk? Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted October 25, 2019 Author Share Posted October 25, 2019 Both have ADHD. What's your favorate fast food place? Link to comment
Spiderman Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 Any place that doesn't cause diarrhea What's your favorite TV show? Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 Hamburger cheeseburger !!!!!!! Am I wet Link to comment
Bumble_Bee_J Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 Like an innocent fish Do people like me? 1 Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted October 30, 2019 Author Share Posted October 30, 2019 Purple potato farts. Which superhero was it that saved the day? Link to comment
Bumble_Bee_J Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 Coz the chicken escaped from the zoo What time is bedtime? Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted October 31, 2019 Author Share Posted October 31, 2019 2.4 GHz processor w/ 1TB hard drive on sale for only $199 Would you like to order dessert? Link to comment
TheJ Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 Only on Mondays in the event of solar eclipse. If David, an average sized male, is running with three bottles of Coke and a pizza box, is the air resistance of David and his supplies greater than that of the pizzeria owner and the baseball bat his wielding? Link to comment
Lavellan Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 Depends on the position of the cosmic circle during the moon landing. How's the weather? Link to comment
Mars.inDiapers Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 Eggs sunny side up with bacon or tuna sandwich. What's on your schedule tomorrow? Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted December 20, 2019 Author Share Posted December 20, 2019 101 Dalmations. How many days until New Years? Link to comment
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