Post a rediculous answer to the question

[Wannatripbaby]

If they do, the Hint Police will be on them in a flash!

Is this bait?

[Firefly 35]

No, it looks more like a lunch or dinner food.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Wannatripbaby]

Upwards of 117/(5 x 2c) Chucks.

Mister Boney Pants Guy?

[Firefly 35]

Not here right now.  Please leave a message and he will get back to you on the next business year.  

Is that 12:00 am or fm?  Or pm?

[Mars.inDiapers]

Their hygiene habits blow. 

How many lightbulbs does it take to change and ABDL?

[Firefly 35]

The number 26 bus down to Greene St. and then catch the #3 heading south.  You should see it right off of the main road.

Cat hairball?

[Firefly 35]

Everyone knows that diamonds are forever, rocks are dirt cheap, and feathers are pretty, so obviously you'd have to eat a lot of chocolate chip pancakes. 

Which is better: red rasberries, black raspberries, or blue raspberries?

[Firefly 35]

I choose: running with scissors.  

Has anyone found the ever elusive thingey-whatsit?

[Cormac]

87%

What is the answer to life the universe and everything?+

[Wannatripbaby]

Because its girlfriend just broke up with it after 87,000 years. ?

If I butter my butt, am I a biscuit?

[Cormac]

No sir, that would simply make you a wafer altgiuvh said definition if wafer is as of yet is non defined which is to say has no definition, which is to say meaning which is tangenital to the main storyline.

Lemon curry?

[Firefly 35]

Only if it written in C++ and has less than 10,000 miles on it.  

Fresh cut trees?

[Rift The husky]

Awesome built dueling lightsabers 

Why are lightsabers  called  lightsabers?

[Firefly 35]

Because they have 6 grams less fat and 50% fewer calories than regular sabers.

How many gallons of dilithium does the Enterprise fuel tank hold?

[Wannatripbaby]

About 1 third as much as half its capacity multiplied by 6. Or X = 1/3 (0.5C * 6)

Are geese OP?

[foofybabykitten]

No, the Original Poster was a firefly.

Why are humans the only animals to make other animals their pets?

[Firefly 35]

Because the sky is usually blue, therefore making pets a suitable option only for humans.

If I jump off a diving board underwater, will I fall up?

[Rift The husky]

No you'll  bounce  into space  

Why are Huskies  so adorable 

 

[foofybabykitten]

That's because huskies have had their adorability factor genetically modified to exceed all other living organisms on the adorability scale.

Why are houses built with hard floors when you could have soft ones?

[Warmwetandcozy]

Because soft floors cause broken bones 

Why wear diapers when you can wear toilet instead ?

[Cormac]

Because a ceramic shell could possibly result in albatross.

Why are raspberries red?

[Warmwetandcozy]

Wet oil 

What are the 3 kings that brought people joy ?

[foofybabykitten]

The Tamil Kings, no one conquers the Tamil Kings.

Why does the Raven knock upon my chamber door?

[Warmwetandcozy]

To unlock the secrets to ruling the world 

Why take poop when you can leave poop ?

[Firefly 35]

Because of irresponsible pet owners.

Why do hamburgers not come with ham?