Bad Jokes

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

On 7/14/2020 at 9:10 AM, BabyJune said:

Is the priest who puts the cloth on the crucifix during Easter considered a cross-dresser?

That is treated as a very low-status job. In fact, One practitioner of that art whom I knew was being flown to Los Crucis was being teased about it so badly by the person flying the plane that he had to punch his pilot

[DL-Boy]

On 7/13/2020 at 7:59 AM, BabyJune said:

I am waiting to see a concert where George Strait opens for Marvin Gaye.

Unless it's holographic, that would be on the "Night Shift".

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

On 10/14/2014 at 8:01 PM, DailyDi said:

Let's hear them!

 

Are you satified? Be careful what you wish for. Take a lesson fron Col. Darren Nelson; Anthony Nelson's older brother:

Two years earlier than his brother, in 1963, he flew the same mission using the same model capsule, and was also lost. He came down in the Sahara and when he climbed out of the  capsule, he found a lamp. Having seen it in stories, he picked it up and said "I wish I was between the leges of a gorgeous blonde" and rubbed it

POOFF! he was a tampon being used by Brigitte Bardot

[dyperbole]

That reminds me -- the local Rexall Drugs sells tampons with bells on them!  

But just for the Christmas period.......

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

I wanted to grow up to be a teacher, but that changed when I heard that you had 6 periods a dsay

[BabyJune]

My lady boss was complaining to me one day that she'd gained weight and couldn't get into her pants. I told her, "I know the feeling. I can't get into your pants, either." (Never did).

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

I told my cousin Alystra Tarilise that I would love to get under Tiara Fairy Auriandra's skirt and to keep that a secret. Well, Alystra Tarilise told Tiara Fairy and she took it off and put it over my head

[dyperbole]

 I have an intense fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.

[Firefly 35]

I always get confused when driving over railroad crossings but I think I'm on the right track.

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

I am very aerophibic, but I think I ca rise above it

The therapist said I had severe acrophobia but I an NOT falling for that

I was told I have nictophobia. Now THOSE are dark tidings

One therapist found out my deepest secrat; I have ailuraphobia. Who let the cat out of the bag?

Another therapist dared to say I had herpephobia. That rotten snake

I never got what the therapist who said I had cosophobia meant by that. Then it dawned on me

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

I saw my ex-girlfriend the other day. She has come down a peg or ten. She was driving a sub compact

[dyperbole]

With all this talk about the banana trick, the marshmallow trick, or all of these different types of plugs, I just can't ever see myself putting anything up my own butt.

 

So I got myself a mirror.

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

I met the guy who married my ex-wife 40 years ago and he asked how long I knew her and I said, "since she was a Boy Scout's hatchet"

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

On 7/17/2020 at 7:26 PM, dyperbole said:

That reminds me -- the local Rexall Drugs sells tampons with bells on them!  

But just for the Christmas period.......

Fooled me; I thought it was the one about putting the bell on Pussy

 

[BabyJune]

One day while my (lady) boss and I were driving through the country we came across a field where two cows were "making love." We stopped to watch and I said to her, "I'd like to do that." When the bull dismounted, she told me, "He's done. go ahead."

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

Well, now that your attempts to put a move on her were re-boef'ed*, how are thing udderwise?

 

 

 

*Boef ["buff" Fr. beef]

[square_duck]

UGH!!!... You might find this udderly dispicable, but another possibility is she just wasn't in the

'moooooooooo d'... Cow about that one????

That old heffer just didn't want to be bull-ied into sex.. ?

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

The cat'll get you for that

[square_duck]

4 hours ago, Little Christine said:

The cat'll get you for that

I herd that!!!!?

 

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

Yes, and you are trying to milk it for all it is worth, too

[dyperbole]

I'm gonna steer clear of this set of puns.

[ValentinesStuff]

Mooooooooooo-ve along, there's nothing to see here.

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

You are probably right, I will just go and read METAMORPHOSIS by Calfka

[square_duck]

Taking the bull by the horns are you....?

 

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

Well, I have to if I am to steak my claim at being any good