DL-Boy Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 2 hours ago, Little Christine said: They tell me that the Burger King has a Whopper. If that is true then why has the Dairy Queen been seen at McDonald's what does he have? Answer: the BIG Mac 1 Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 Then what was the Dairy Queen looking for at Wendy's? Link to comment
rusty pins Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 Perhaps the Dairy "Queen" is a lesbian? Link to comment
Apache Raccoon Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 I got my self a new PC recently: I was hoping it would be Jenifer Hudson or Brittney Spears but it's Adele LOL Link to comment
dyperbole Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 8 minutes ago, Apache Raccoon said: I got my self a new PC recently: I was hoping it would be Jenifer Hudson or Brittney Spears but it's Adele LOL I figured "Someone Like You" would come up with this joke. 1 Link to comment
Apache Raccoon Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 If it’s a Columbus Sat Nav system does that mean anytime anyone wants to get to China they’ll end up somewhere in America? LOL 1 Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 I hope I'm reading the news correctly. Because of all the quarantine orders, governments are sending out stimulus packages, not stimulant packages, right? ? Link to comment
Apache Raccoon Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 What do you get if you cross dancing with a ski mask? You get a Ballet Clava lol 1 Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 2 hours ago, Apache Raccoon said: What do you get if you cross dancing with a ski mask? You get a Ballet Clava lol Hey; c'mon! These are supposed to be BAD jokes!! 1 Link to comment
Burp_Cup Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a crab with a boob job? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean ? 1 2 Link to comment
DL-Boy Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 If we're going to the bad comparison riddles, you asked for it: First the G-Rated one. Q:What's the difference between a Jeweler and a Jailer? A: A Jeweler sells watches and a Jailer watches cells (sells). Now the R-Rated one. Q: What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom? A: The pick pocket snatches watches.... 1 1 Link to comment
dyperbole Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 Clean: How do you make one disappear? Add "G" to it -- now it's gone. Not so clean: What's the difference between a college women's cross country team and a group of pygmies? One is a cunning bunch of runts...... 1 Link to comment
rusty pins Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 Whats the difference between a bunch of circus acrobats and the Rocketts? The acrobats provide a cunning array of stunts. 1 1 Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 What is the difference between a pin and masturbation? With a pin you prick your finger 1 1 Link to comment
rusty pins Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker? The rooster says, "Cock-A-Doodle-Doo" and the hooker says, "Any Cock'el Do!" Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 Anyone who has been around has been to Snaketon, a place inhabited by snakes families each of which lives in its own pit. This tale concerns the Viperson faily Mrs Viperson was at home with her offspring Little Garter, who, as young snakes will starts hissing Mrs Viperson was annoyed and said "Don't hiss in this pit. Go next dorr to Mrs Pot's pit and hiss" Dutifully Garter crawled over to Mrs Pot's pit next dorr and began hissing. Mrs Pot was annoyed and said "Don't hiss in my pit. Go hiss in your own pit" So Garter trundled his bundle back home and began to hiss. Mom said "I told you not to hiss in this pit and go over to Mrs Pot's pit to hiss" The little snake answered, " I went over to Mrs Pot's pit and hissed and she got mad and sai 'don't hiss in my pit. Go hiss in your own pit.' So here I am hissing in this pit" Huffily, Mrs Viperson said "She has SOME nerve! I knew Mrs Pot when she didn't have a pit to hiss in!" 1 Link to comment
dyperbole Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 5 hours ago, Little Christine said: Anyone who has been around has been to Snaketon, a place inhabited by snakes families each of which lives in its own pit. This tale concerns the Viperson faily Mrs Viperson was at home with her offspring Little Garter, who, as young snakes will starts hissing Mrs Viperson was annoyed and said "Don't hiss in this pit. Go next dorr to Mrs Pot's pit and hiss" Dutifully Garter crawled over to Mrs Pot's pit next dorr and began hissing. Mrs Pot was annoyed and said "Don't hiss in my pit. Go hiss in your own pit" So Garter trundled his bundle back home and began to hiss. Mom said "I told you not to hiss in this pit and go over to Mrs Pot's pit to hiss" The little snake answered, " I went over to Mrs Pot's pit and hissed and she got mad and sai 'don't hiss in my pit. Go hiss in your own pit.' So here I am hissing in this pit" Huffily, Mrs Viperson said "She has SOME nerve! I knew Mrs Pot when she didn't have a pit to hiss in!" That's what we call our "honeymoon joke". We were on a cruise and the cruise staff did a comedy show, and told this joke as part of it. The person telling the joke was "drunk", thus part of the humor was whether or not she would mis-speak. Well done and memorable to this day. Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted April 21, 2020 Share Posted April 21, 2020 You can be stone cold sober and louse this one up VERY easily. I' practiced it a goodly number of times before I went near it Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 Hey, at least the little bitch thinks you still have your own teeth Link to comment
Andrew54 Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 LOL [emoji23] [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] top shelf laughter [emoji23]Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 On 3/7/2020 at 11:46 AM, rusty pins said: Perhaps the Dairy "Queen" is a lesbian? That would be a DRaG 1 Link to comment
dyperbole Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion yesterday in less than 5 moves. Finally my years of taking karate classes came in useful. 1 Link to comment
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