Fun Facts For The Day!

Repaid1 · August 28, 2012

Smile for the day--Amazing Facts

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy

to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the

energy of an atomic bomb.(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30

feet.(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.(O.M.G.!!!)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.(Don't try this at home;

maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body.

The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home . What the...?)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of

a football field.

(30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.(I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm.......)Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.)

A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)

ForbiddenFruit · August 28, 2012

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

FUCK. EVERYTHING.

BabyGizmo · August 28, 2012

the female orgasim can last very extended periods of time as well, however rarely that may happen. but it hurts like the dickens at about the 10 minute mark....

alex 04 · August 28, 2012

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.(Don't try this at home;

maybe at work.)

the amount of times i hit my poor head off stuff no wonder i can eat a lot of junk food

August 28, 2012

There is a species of monkey that not only has sex for pleasure, but it also faps, and performs oral sex on it's partner

August 28, 2012

There is a species of monkey that not only has sex for pleasure, but it also faps, and performs oral sex on it's partner

Bonobo's, and they aren't too fussy either. Any other Benobo will do, gender is irrelavent, the only exception is mother and adult son.

diaperlad · August 28, 2012

My pet Scorpion (Lilly) cannot hold it's breath underwater or live underwater, but it will and can hold it's breath up to six days.

thixk · August 28, 2012

Bonobo monkeys...I had to watch a video about them in college. Most awkward class ever. Just monkeys doing lots of sex.

If you want some really interesting facts, watch QI on youtube. It is a comedy british panel show that is very enlightening.

wetman · August 28, 2012

...

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.(O.M.G.!!!)

...

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.(I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.)

...

Behold the happiest animal ever:

Modified from an image off worth1000.com for illustrative purposes only.

Bettypooh · August 29, 2012

So pigs ARE more equal- Thanks George!

Bettypooh

SexyInDiapers1985 · August 29, 2012

Poor pigs! I've had one that lasted almost two minutes, and it took away my energy for an hour after.

Rockies Fan in Diapers · August 29, 2012

Smile for the day--Amazing Facts

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy

to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the

energy of an atomic bomb.(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30

feet.(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.(O.M.G.!!!)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.(Don't try this at home;

maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body.

The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home . What the...?)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of

a football field.

(30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.(I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm.......)Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.)

A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)

Hey Repaid,

Would it be okay if I printed this down & submitted to my apartment complex for our monthly newsletter? Some of my fellow Residents may get a good laugh out of this.

Rockies Fan.

August 29, 2012

A waterboatman is a small aquatic insect, with the worlds loudest penis.

During the winter, the common wood frog freezes itself solid, putting itself in full cryogenic state.

SexyInDiapers1985 · August 29, 2012

During the winter, the common wood frog freezes itself solid, putting itself in full cryogenic state.

The mechanism by which this works is amazing. The frog becomes severely hyperglycemic, the glucose acting as a cryoprotectant; it keeps the water in the frogs tissues from crystallizing as it freezes, limiting tissue damage. The frogs heart will stop, and when the frog was it spontaneously re-starts. Amazing.

Supposedly this was first discovered by a biologist who left a box of frogs in his trunk overnight; they froze solid, and the scientist was shocked when they spontaneously re-animated later.

Creepymouse · August 29, 2012

My wife has taught herself to orgasm spontaneously, though the intensity varies based on her level of desire at the time. She can really coast for a long time though, one time I tried for the hour long orgasm, don't remember if she made it or not.

I've seen most of these before, but Ducky's delivery is pretty good.

dlsmd · August 30, 2012

i got a few for ya

Weird Michigan Laws

Persons may not be drunk on trains.
Under state law, dentists are officially classified as mechanics.
It is illegal to kill a dog using a decompression chamber.
Adultery is illegal, but can only be punished upon a complaint by the affected husband or wife.
No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.
The last Sunday in June of every year was named �log cabin day�.
Cars may not be sold on Sunday.
A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.
There is a 3 cent bounty for each starling and 10 cent bounty for each crow killed in any village, township, or city in the state.
It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.
You may not swear in front of women and children.
Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.
In Clawson - There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.
In Detroit - Putt-putt golf courses must close by 1:00 AM.
In Detroit - Security guards at Joe Louis Arena will confiscate any item they feel might be thrown onto the ice.
Detroit - Motor City may be known for its love of cars, but over there, it’s strictly a no-no to make love in one. Couples are banned from having sex in a vehicle unless the act takes place while the car is parked on the couple’s own property.
In Detroit - Willfully destroying your old radio is prohibited.
In Detroit - It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday.
In Detroit - It is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose.
In Grand Haven - No person shall throw an abandoned hoop skirt into any street or on any sidewalk, under penalty of a five- dollar fine for each offense.
In Harper Woods - It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.
In Kalamazoo - It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend.
In Port Huron - The speed limit for ambulances is 20 mph.
In Rochester - All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police.
In Soo - Smoking while in bed is illegal.
In Wayland - Anyone can keep their cow on Main Street downtown at a cost of 3 cents per day.

Weird California Laws

Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
Bathhouses are against the law.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license.
It is illegal to cry on the witness stand in Los Angeles.
It is illegal to eat oranges in a bathtub.
Due to the ambled name of "Texas Instrument," the TI-82,TI-83,TI-83 ,TI-86, and TI-89 were all banished from California. If caught with one, 4 weeks of prison is assigned.
In Alhambra - You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit.
In Arcadia - Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.
In Baldwin Park - Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
In Belvedere - City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash.
In Blythe - You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
In Burlingame - It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.
In Cathedral City - It is prohibited to sleep in a parked vehicle.
In Cathedral City - Persons may not ride their bicycles through the "Fountain of Life".
In Cathedral City - One may not bring their dog to school.
In Cerritos - All dog "waste" must be removed from any yard within seven days.
In Chico - One must obtain a permit from the city to throw hay in a cesspool.
In Chico - It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide.
In Chico - Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.
In Chico - Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law.
In Chico - It is illegal to plant a garden in any public street.
In Chico - Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
In Dana Point - One may not use one's own restroom if the window is open.
In Downey - It is illegal to wash your car in the street.
In El Monte - Sandboxes may not be used as ashtrays.
In El Monte - Pinball machines are outlawed, as well as mock horse racing games.
In El Monte - Waitresses are not allowed to consume drinks bought by her customers.
In Eurkea - Persons may not sleep on a road.
In Eurkea - One must seek written permission from the Director of Public Works before playing baseball in a city park.
In Eurkea - Men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women.
In Fresno - No one may annoy a lizard in a city park.
In Fresno - Skipping rocks in a city park is not allowed.
In Fresno - It is against the law to hold a private bingo game.
In Fresno - Permanent markers may not be sold in the city limits.
In Fresno - It is illegal to sell gasoline to a drunken person.
In Fresno - Elementary schools may not host poker tournaments.
In Fresno - Getting drunk on a playground is against the law.
In Glendale - One may not take his dog on an elevator with him.
In Glendale - A person must be 18 years old to buy a wax container.
In Glendale - It is illegal to jump into a passing car.
In Glendale - Cars may not be driven in reverse.
In Hermosa Beach - Public restrooms must be supplied with toilet paper.
In Hermosa Beach - No person may show his or her buttocks on a playground.
In Hermosa Beach - It is illegal to pour salt on a highway.
In Hollywood - It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
In Indian Wells - It is illegal for a trumpet player to play his instrument with the intention of luring someone to a store.
In Indian Wells - Drinking intoxicating cement is prohibited.
In Indian Wells - Fortelling the future for donations is illegal.
In Indian Wells - Crushing rocks in the city limits is forbidden.
In Lafayette - You are forbidden to spit on the ground within 5 feet of another person.
In Lodi - It is illegal to shoot "silly string" at parade participants.
In Lompoc - It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters.
In Long Beach - Cars are the only item allowed in a garage.
In Long Beach - It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.
In Los Angeles - It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
In Los Angeles - You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
In Los Angeles - You may not hunt moths under a street light.
In Los Angeles - It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
In Los Angeles - Toads may not be licked.
In Los Angeles - It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church.
In Los Angeles - Zoot suits are prohibited.
In Los Angeles County - All food in a childrens camp must be approved by the director before being used.
In Los Angeles County - It is illegal to set metal balloons afloat in the air.
In Los Angeles County - No person may charge admission to a house party.
In Los Angeles County - It is illegal to skateboard and roller-skate through the courthouse and library.
In Norco - Vehicles may not contain sound systems which allow someone to hear noise outside the vehicle.
In Norco - It is unlawful to give another fireworks.
In Norco - All persons wishing to keep a rhinoceros as a pet must obtain a $100 license first.
In Norco - Growing oleander flowers is illegal.
In Ontario - Roosters may not crow in the city limits.
In Pacific Grove - It is illegal to molest butterflies.
In Palm Springs - It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive between the hours of four and six PM.
In Pasadena - It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.
In Portola - One may not allow his or her dog to chase a squirrel in the summer.
In Portola - It is illegal to fish from an overpass in the city.
In Portola - No person may carry a fish into a bar.
In Prundale - Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house.
In Redlands - Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is wallking ahead of it.
In Riverside - One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock.
In San Diego - It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar.
In San Diego - The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.
In San Francisco - Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
In San Francisco - It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
In San Francisco - Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
In San Francisco - It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
In San Francisco - Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.
In San Jose - It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs.
In San Luis Obispo - Using a gas-powered blower at a business on Sunday is prohibited.
In Santa Monica - You may not play percussion instruments on the beach.
In Shasta Lake - One may not raffle off a dog as a gift in any public place.
In Sima Valley - Remote control cars can only be driven in designated areas of city parks.
In Temecula - Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St.
In Thousand Oaks - Before a business may have a "going out of business sale", they must obtain a special permit from the city manager.
In Walnut - Ice cream men must obtain a license before selling any ice cream from their car.
In Walnut - Kites may not be flown above 10 feet over the ground.
In Walnut - Children may not wear a halloween mask unless they get a special permit from the sheriff.
In Walnut - Persons may not pick flowers from the city parks.
In Walnut - Males may not dress as a female unless a special permit is obtained from the sheriff.
In Walnut - One may not leave sand in their own driveway.

all from here http://weirdfacts.com/

Rihanna · August 30, 2012

i got a few for ya

Weird Michigan Laws

........

Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony......

all from here http://weirdfacts.com/

False!

I would ask you to quote the actual law, but I know you are just reposting what may be urban legends.

I hate these internet "true facts" listings without the links to the actual laws on the books. Too much stuff can be made up and repeatedly listed as "true."

Current Michigan law requires a handgun purchaser to be 18 yrs old. It is NOT a license, but is 'registration' AKA 'purchase permit' allowing one to buy a handgun. (Look up "Ossian Sweet" to understand why we have racist gun registration in MI.) Federal law bans anyone under 21 in the US from buying a handgun from an FFL, (Federal Firearms Licensee,) but MI law allows 18 yr olds & up to purchase handguns privately or receive from family.

Long guns are another story as I believe that anyone of any age can own one.

dlsmd · August 30, 2012

im a michigander trust me it a law i checked(fed law superseeds state law on gun licencing laws)

dlsmd · August 30, 2012

this is my fav tho

Weird California Laws

In Chico - Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

square_duck · August 30, 2012

this is my fav tho

Weird California Laws

In Chico - Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

and a hell of a lot of damage! WTF?? :screwy:

dlsmd · August 30, 2012

thats why it my fav because it ignores the death toll and damage its just plane funny

oh just so you know about this

Weird Michigan Laws

Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a rifel as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony

in mi as long as you have a parent sign you can buy a gun for hunting if your older then 12 and it will be listed under your name not your parents but your parent is resopnsible if you do something stupid with it

the reason for this is im mi you need to be 12 to get a hunting licence and if you are 12 you need a seporate licence and can get your own kills so if you go out with a parent you both can get your quota

edit sorry i should have sed rifel instead of handgun

Rihanna · September 1, 2012

im a michigander trust me it a law i checked (fed law superseeds state law on gun licencing laws)

What the hell are you talking about? Since "you checked," please quote the "law" you are talking about.

thats why it my fav because it ignores the death toll and damage its just plane funny

oh just so you know about this

Weird Michigan Laws

Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a rifel as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony

in mi as long as you have a parent sign you can buy a gun for hunting if your older then 12 and it will be listed under your name not your parents but your parent is resopnsible if you do something stupid with it

the reason for this is im mi you need to be 12 to get a hunting licence and if you are 12 you need a seporate licence and can get your own kills so if you go out with a parent you both can get your quota

edit sorry i should have sed rifel instead of handgun

Again, what the hell are you talking about? What "death toll" and what is "plane" (plain) funny?

There is NO SUCH THING AS A LICENSE TO OWN A LONG GUN IN MI!

I don't know where you are getting your info, but it is obvious you are not current on MI laws, or for that matter, knowing that "rifel" is correctly spelled "rifle."

"....and if you are 12 you need a seporate licence ..." WTF are you talking about?

I'm out, your statements don't make any sense.

"(fed law superseeds state law on gun licencing laws)" Wrong again, most state laws supercede fed laws!

BabyFergstar · September 1, 2012

Actually, the bit about the Praying Mantis male has been disproved.

http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/mantis1.asp

dlsmd · September 1, 2012

What the hell are you talking about? Since "you checked," please quote the "law" you are talking about.

Again, what the hell are you talking about? What "death toll" and what is "plane" (plain) funny?

There is NO SUCH THING AS A LICENSE TO OWN A LONG GUN IN MI!

I don't know where you are getting your info, but it is obvious you are not current on MI laws, or for that matter, knowing that "rifel" is correctly spelled "rifle."

"....and if you are 12 you need a seporate licence ..." WTF are you talking about?

I'm out, your statements don't make any sense.

"(fed law superseeds state law on gun licencing laws)" Wrong again, most state laws supercede fed laws!

sorry yes plain i suck at spelling :angry:

license in the sense of guns in not fizical when you buy a gun(legally) its registered to you after its purchased so technically it is a license

now i know the you need to be 15+ to buy a riffled gun but a black power gun can be bought by someone 12 and up again with a parents say so

Rihanna · September 2, 2012

.....license in the sense of guns in not fizical when you buy a gun(legally) its registered to you after its purchased so technically it is a license......

Technically, it is NOT a license, it is REGISTRATION and that ONLY applies to handguns in MI. One must have a purchase permit from their local PD, or have a valid CPL to make a purchase. Four part paperwork is done. One copy is kept by sellor, one by buyer, and two are returned/sent to the local PD, where they will keep one and forward the other to the State Police database. One must be 21 to purchase a handgun from an FFL (Fed law,) but MI law allows 18-21 to purchase privately. Another quirk is that one must be 21+ to get a concealed carry permit, but 18+ can carry openly.

But.... We were talking long guns. I can't speak on ages to own or possess, been too long to remember and I'm not inclined to look it up.

When legally purchasing a long gun from a dealer, they must run a NICS background check. If it comes back clear for purchase, the feds are supposed to destroy the data "immediately."* The dealer keeps the form in his files. In other words, ONLY the dealer has the buyer's info. When buying/selling between private parties, absolutely NO info needs to be exchanged, not even names.** See gun, pay cash, take home gun, no problem. I have done it many times. Again, there is NO license, paperwork, (except dealer,) permit, or registration of long guns in MI

Please answer my questions in post #22 on "death toll," "funny," and what law you checked.

*There are rumors that the feds are keeping info for one to six months, to permantely. This is something everyone should be concerned about as, if true, it is a national gun registration database.

**There is varied discussion on gun forums about getting basic info and keeping a journal when selling or buying a long gun so one can 'document' when, where, and who purchased/sold, just 'in case.'

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