acemanner Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 Just found these. 1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 5 guys..you're a HOE) 2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. 3... Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes. 5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend. 11. Guys get jealous easily. 12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think. 13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out. 14... Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like. 15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway. 16. Girls are guys' weaknesses. 17. Guys are very open about themselves. 18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long. 19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend. 20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice. 21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. 22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships. 23. Guys will brag about anything. 24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot. 25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant. 26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused. 27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships. 28. Try to be as straightforward as possible. 29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up. 30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl. 31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key. 32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience. 33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped. 34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside. 35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that. 36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me." 37. Guys don't really have final decisions. 38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up. 39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you. 40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something. 41. Guys like femininity not feebleness. 42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do. 43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes. 44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily. 45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much. 46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys. 47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more. 48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them. 49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day. 50. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it. 51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesn't mean he represents ALL of us. 52. We don't like girls who are too skinny. 53. We love it when girls talk about there boobs. 54. Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like whether it's a one time deal or not ...... 55. Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unnoticeable tell them about yours... 56. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually 57. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs.. 58. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts... 59. Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times. 60. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible. Link to comment
WallaWalla Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 Replace every instance of 'Guy' and 'Girl' with 'human' and it's equally applicable. Link to comment
sdsddlr Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 I think you just turned me straight Link to comment
Snugglebug Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Am I the only one who gets the impression that this list came out a highschooler's mind? Link to comment
diaperangel Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Speaking as a fresh-out-of-highschooler (ish XD), yeah, that does sound like something a high school student would say. Link to comment
acemanner Posted February 25, 2010 Author Share Posted February 25, 2010 Its from facebook....soo....probbaly Link to comment
sarah_ab Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 Am I the only one who gets the impression that this list came out a highschooler's mind? HEY i wrote that when i was in middle school NOT high school!!! but nah it does sorta sound high school ish... sides i've slept with more than five guys, but at 27, i dont think thats THAT bad... Link to comment
WallaWalla Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 but nah it does sorta sound high school ish... sides i've slept with more than five guys, but at 27, i dont think thats THAT bad... I'm not certain that it qualifies as any kind of bad at all. Link to comment
curiositykilledthecat Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 61.) Guys like a girl who talks about more than just herself. Link to comment
Yvhuce Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 A few of these are way off base... Link to comment
sdsddlr Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 You're breaking my heart. Link to comment
babynicole Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 i like the one that says that all guys are ticklish... i could have some fun with that Link to comment
BabyJune Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus...and it should stay that way. Link to comment
Snugglebug Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 That means I am from Jupiter And I am from Ur... oh never mind, it would've been a lame joke, anyway... Link to comment
Snugglebug Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 You're from Uruguay LOL! Link to comment
Backindiapers Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 sides i've slept with more than five guys, but at 27, i dont think thats THAT bad... I've slept with more than five guys and more than five girls but I'm 34!! But my wife says I was a total slut before we got together....oh well. Link to comment
Yvhuce Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 Just a few??? I've been known to understate things... Also, it is a bit subjective, but yes... To some of us the idea of a potential significant other having slept with other people is a bit off-putting... I'm 29 and have never slept with anyone... Link to comment
WallaWalla Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 I've been known to understate things... Also, it is a bit subjective, but yes... To some of us the idea of a potential significant other having slept with other people is a bit off-putting... I'm 29 and have never slept with anyone... Have you considered that your lack of familiarity with the act and what it entails emotionally/sensually has influenced your opinion on the matter? I've noticed a correlation between age and how concerned are people with that kind of thing. Younger/less experienced people seem to care a lot, older/more experienced people don't seem to care as much. Granted, people who have had sex with multiple people are as influenced by their own experience as much as you are yours, so there are a number of sampling biases to that correlative observation. Link to comment
Yvhuce Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 We're all shaped by our experiences... But some things are more shaped by culture. Around here, people are more conservative and generally do consider it a bad thing to have slept with multiple people... Also, it would seem that younger people have more of a "who cares" attitude than older people... But, again, that may be more of a regional thing... Link to comment
Snugglebug Posted March 1, 2010 Share Posted March 1, 2010 I've been known to understate things... Also, it is a bit subjective, but yes... To some of us the idea of a potential significant other having slept with other people is a bit off-putting... I'm 29 and have never slept with anyone... Erm..., I hadn't mentioned anything about how many people anybody sleeps with. My "Just a few?" was in regards to how many things on that list were, as you put it, 'way off base'. Link to comment
Mary-Ann Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 i think your lihst is helpful . and make me laff Link to comment
Mary-Ann Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 number 40: that made me laugh it is so true Link to comment
Snugglebug Posted April 4, 2010 Share Posted April 4, 2010 number 40: that made me laugh it is so true That would be true of anybody looking at anyone and it could likely have nothing to do with what the author of the list may have been implying. Link to comment
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