How Damned Are You?

[freswith]

I score six. Is it enough to get me onto the Staff down there, or should I try harder?

[*mongoose]

I scored a 7. I am going to be in charge of filing in Hell.

[boy ricky]

I scored a 7. I am going to be in charge of filing in Hell.

No wonder I am an athiest, I score 11!

[square_duck]

The only one going to Hell is the a$$hole wearing the sign! He has some sever hate and intolerance issues that he has to deal with.

In my view, Hell , like Heaven, is a personal thing, Hell is the culmination of all your failures and things you didn't learn or wrong doings you did while here,and you are stuck having to face and deal with those items for a long time!

Heaven is your favorite place(s) and things to enjoy, and it will be different for every person.

So the sign carrier has some serious suffering in store down the road....his choice hope he likes being around all that for all eternity

qwack

[freswith]

C'mon Square Duck, cut the theology - what was your score?

[square_duck]

C'mon Square Duck, cut the theology - what was your score?

I ended up with a score of 4. I'm not gay, and I sure as hell didn't vote for Oblah-blah and it bothers me that he considers Buddhists and Hindu's evil and deserving of "going to hell. If he studied and learned of these beliefs, he wold learn they are peaceful and truly wonderful and supportive beliefs that aren't interested in power and control, but of co-operation and co-existence for everyone....

What a dink

(I also like how he's looking down/ away while the guys kiss..I wonder if he is embarrassed because what is going on is secretly making him excited! )

qwack

[babyvr6]

I can't be scared into acting a certain way by a place I don't believe in, folks.

Do you think that if I'm a good boy, the Easter bunny will take me to Santa's workshop so I can meet the real Micky Mouse? I sure hope so.

Also, somebody should tell this guy that god hates shrimp, too.

[freswith]

How about coming up with our own list?

A few suggestions....

*Pit Bull Terrier owners

*People who wear baseball caps back-to-front

*Parking Wardens

*Television Evangelists

*Trolls & Hackers

....and worst of all...DRIES!

(but not frogs, Julia)

Come 0n Folks!

[Guest Baby-Toa]

How about coming up with our own list?

A few suggestions....

*Pit Bull Terrier owners

*People who wear baseball caps back-to-front

*Parking Wardens

*Television Evangelists

*Trolls & Hackers

....and worst of all...DRIES!

(but not frogs, Julia)

Come 0n Folks!

are you trying to make it into a game now? cuz i really can't think of any.

[freswith]

And why not?

Perhaps W S Gilbert had the right idea when writing this song from the Mikado, as sung by Ko-Ko, the newly-appointed Lord High Executioner.

If you are not familiar with the style, you might know of Tom Lehrer, who was one of Gilbert's greatest fans.

Ko-Ko:

As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,

I've got a little list - I've got a little list

Of society offenders who might well be underground,

And who never would be missed - who never would be missed!

There's the pestilential nuisances who write for autographs -

All people who have flabby hands and irritating laughs -

All children who are up in dates, and floor you with 'em flat -

All persons who in shaking hands, shake hands with you like that -

And all third persons who on spoiling tête-á-têtes insist -

They'd none of 'em be missed - they'd none of 'em be missed!

Chorus:

He's got 'em on the list - he's got 'em on the list;

And they'll none of 'em be missed - they'll none of 'em be missed.

Ko-Ko

There's the banjo serenader, and the others of his race,

And the piano-organist - I've got him on the list!

And the people who eat peppermint and puff it in your face,

They never would be missed - they never would be missed!

Then the idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone,

All centuries but this, and every country but his own;

And the lady from the provinces, who dresses like a guy,

And who "doesn't think she dances, but would rather like to try";

And that singular anomaly, the lady novelist -

I don't think she'd be missed - I'm sure she'd not he missed!

Chorus:

He's got her on the list - he's got her on the list;

And I don't think she'll be missed - I'm sure she'll not be missed

Ko- Ko:

And that Nisi Prius nuisance, who just now is rather rife,

The Judicial humorist - I've got him on the list!

All funny fellows, comic men, and clowns of private life -

They'd none of 'em be missed - they'd none of 'em be missed.

And apologetic statesmen of a compromising kind,

Such as - What d'ye call him - Thing'em-bob, and likewise - Never-mind,

And 'St- 'st- 'st- and What's-his-name, and also You-know-who -

The task of filling up the blanks I'd rather leave to you.

But it really doesn't matter whom you put upon the list,

For they'd none of 'em be missed - they'd none of 'em be missed!

Chorus:

You may put 'em on the list - you may put 'em on the list;

And they'll none of 'em be missed - they'll none of 'em be missed!

[Horndog]

(I also like how he's looking down/ away while the guys kiss..I wonder if he is embarrassed because what is going on is secretly making him excited! )

Join the dark side. You know you want to.

I'm very, very high on the list. I'm an 11. I'm a dirty little boy

[square_duck]

I love Gilbert and Sullivan, and the "Mikado" is simply Hilarious, even after 100 years...just good stuff...Tom Leher is awesomly funny as well.

People I would add right off the bat would be all those wanna be gang bangers who wear their 2 size to large pants down around their ankles and look so stupid....

And of coarse child molesters, they simply need to go to Hell directly, don't pas go and certianly don't collect $200 , just a pitch fork in the a$$

And why not?

Perhaps W S Gilbert had the right idea when writing this song from the Mikado, as sung by Ko-Ko, the newly-appointed Lord High Executioner.

If you are not familiar with the style, you might know of Tom Lehrer, who was one of Gilbert's greatest fans.

Ko-Ko:

As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,

I've got a little list - I've got a little list

Of society offenders who might well be underground,

And who never would be missed - who never would be missed!

There's the pestilential nuisances who write for autographs -

All people who have flabby hands and irritating laughs -

All children who are up in dates, and floor you with 'em flat -

All persons who in shaking hands, shake hands with you like that -

And all third persons who on spoiling tête-á-têtes insist -

They'd none of 'em be missed - they'd none of 'em be missed!

Chorus:

He's got 'em on the list - he's got 'em on the list;

And they'll none of 'em be missed - they'll none of 'em be missed.

Ko-Ko

There's the banjo serenader, and the others of his race,

And the piano-organist - I've got him on the list!

And the people who eat peppermint and puff it in your face,

They never would be missed - they never would be missed!

Then the idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone,

All centuries but this, and every country but his own;

And the lady from the provinces, who dresses like a guy,

And who "doesn't think she dances, but would rather like to try";

And that singular anomaly, the lady novelist -

I don't think she'd be missed - I'm sure she'd not he missed!

Chorus:

He's got her on the list - he's got her on the list;

And I don't think she'll be missed - I'm sure she'll not be missed

Ko- Ko:

And that Nisi Prius nuisance, who just now is rather rife,

The Judicial humorist - I've got him on the list!

All funny fellows, comic men, and clowns of private life -

They'd none of 'em be missed - they'd none of 'em be missed.

And apologetic statesmen of a compromising kind,

Such as - What d'ye call him - Thing'em-bob, and likewise - Never-mind,

And 'St- 'st- 'st- and What's-his-name, and also You-know-who -

The task of filling up the blanks I'd rather leave to you.

But it really doesn't matter whom you put upon the list,

For they'd none of 'em be missed - they'd none of 'em be missed!

Chorus:

You may put 'em on the list - you may put 'em on the list;

And they'll none of 'em be missed - they'll none of 'em be missed!

[Horndog]

Gilbert & Sullivan has recently been integrated into a video game. It's quite funny.

[Yvhuce]

The picture is not of good enough quality that I can read the sign... So no score possible, here... Anyhow, we only believe in 1 truly unforgivable sin: rejecting God. All others can be forgiven, so long as the person is truly remorseful about them and doesn't just go back and repeat their behavior...

Also, Hell = eternal torment. For some, that may be torture... For others, that may be having to listen to the "Barney & Friends" theme over and over for all of eternity. And they have to see Heaven every time they look up, and know that they'll never be able to go there.

Heaven = being free of all that bothers us and essentially being at one with God. There are no worries, sadness, diseases, handicaps, etc. up yonder... That's where the real afterlife party is.

[freswith]

The picture is not of good enough quality that I can read the sign...

The full list reads:-

Fornicators, Homosexuals

Liars, Thieves, Masturbators

Obama Voters, Buddists

Dirty Dancers, Hindus

Gangster Rappers, Muslims

Drunkards, Feminists

Immodest women

Democrats, Liberals

Evolutionists, Atheists

Potheads, Sodomites

HELL AWAITS YOU!

Presumably Zoroastrian Nazi murderering paedophiles go straight to heaven - or they might be included on the front of the sandwich board.

Seeing that Hitler was a chaste, teetotal, vegetarian war hero, he probably went straight to heaven.

[AutieAB]

Poor bloke - he must have the most boring life imaginable

Either that or he's got a dungeon in his garage, a huge porno collection on his living room table, a shrine to Obama in his kitchen (don't forget the bong in the sink) and a collection of exotically-shaped dildos in his bedside cabinet. My mother always taught me that the people who lecture us are always the worst behaved

[DailyDi]

I'm fairly sure some of those aren't sins

[Yvhuce]

A couple are...

And if Gangster Rapper isn't, it should be...

[acemanner]

only 7 , I feel the need to be more evil now.... maybe I should go try and sex up the guy with the sign? that way I can knock out another 3 or 4. My goal on his list is everything but gangster rapper. I am too white for that, not to mention I already am annoying enough. >.<

[Yvhuce]

1. The only one that's inescapable on that list... There are those who do it and those who lie about not doing it...

[loopy]

A couple are...

And if Gangster Rapper isn't, it should be...

you're just a playa hater yo'.

[babyvr6]

I'm still under the impression that most of those are not sins, yes? And what exactly made the others sins, or worse than any other sin?

[acemanner]

its religon. you can't disprove what hes saying. so that automatically means hes right :

-edit-

(in his eyes)

[FretaBWet]

I scored a 13. I wonder if the big guy down there is worried about keeping his job?

Hugs,

Freta

[babyvr6]

So it's something like this, yes?