Un-Erect The Erect

[binky's rule]

I know I'm opening the door to a lot of bad jokes, here, but ...

I'm laying on the bed on top of a nicely thick diaper, I want to tuck my penis between my legs and I just can't get rid of the erection. If I do a hand job I won't want to wear the diaper anymore and "thinking of something else" takes too long for this impatient boy. Is there a quick way to "lower the salute"? I have read about using a wooden spoon, but no one ever says WHERE you should smack it. On the balls? I have thought of using an ice pack, but can never remember to have one handy at the right time.

[babyvr6]

[loopy]

Abrera: it says Un ERECT, not un elect .

I really don't know other then getting off, how about not taking the nappy off afterwards? you'll want to stay in it after half an hour :X.

[Horndog]

Those pictures made me want to blind myself Oedipus-style.

[Frink]

Apparently cattle breeders use electric shocks to force bulls to ejaculate. Just puttin' that out there.

[Aleia]

[Bettypooh]

The libido is a mental thing expressed in a physical form, so to get rid of the physical you have to first change the mental You must either put your mind in a place where something else is a stronger influence or a place where there is no capacity left to abide the libido at the same time Maybe thing of something totally gross will work for you When I want to delay the natural course of sexual events I do mathematical sums in my head which takes up so much of my mind that there's no room left for anything else After achieving the desired effect I go back to having fun

Bettypooh

[Horndog]

So Jerry Garcia is alive and is also an Obama supporter. Cool.

[sarah_ab]

naked margaret thatcher on a cold windy day with a vat of mayonaise....

[Opie]

Put it on and wait a little bit. It'll eventually go down on it's own.

Of course, if you've mentally linked diapers as a sexual fetish, you have to "unlink" that.

[curiositykilledthecat]

Put it on and wait a little bit. It'll eventually go down on it's own.

Of course, if you've mentally linked diapers as a sexual fetish, you have to "unlink" that.

great that pic is gonna give me nightmares for weeks

[Horndog]

Of course, if you've mentally linked diapers as a sexual fetish, you have to "unlink" that.

Good luck with that.

[Steveorstephanie]

We need the advice of a nurse. I don't know if it's an urban myth, but I always thought that nurses had a "special flick" with the thumb or finger that would knock that embarrassing erection down.

[WallaWalla]

We need the advice of a nurse. I don't know if it's an urban myth, but I always thought that nurses had a "special flick" with the thumb or finger that would knock that embarrassing erection down.

If they do, they don't teach it to CNAs in the U.S., at least not around here.

As for the OP, just think about something else. I personally had a few things that I thought about when I used to have problems with this sort of a thing.

A ) Count down from 30 and envision each character in your head as you 'say' it mentally.

B ) Think about WW2, any part of it will do.

C ) Think about money you owe or bills you need to pay.

Personally, I prefer the first option.

[tommee]

Count backwards from 99.

Should just about require enough brain power to distract you

[AutieAB]

naked margaret thatcher on a cold windy day with a vat of mayonaise....

Austin Powers

And that Two-Jags pic damn near put me put me off my lunch

[DailyDi]

On the rare occasion that is an issue for me, I just lay back and relax for a few minutes... Then you can try a sneak attack!

[gweg]

And Jason Giambi knows what to do.

[Floaty_Boy]

I know I'm opening the door to a lot of bad jokes, here, but ...

I'm laying on the bed on top of a nicely thick diaper, I want to tuck my penis between my legs and I just can't get rid of the erection. If I do a hand job I won't want to wear the diaper anymore and "thinking of something else" takes too long for this impatient boy. Is there a quick way to "lower the salute"? I have read about using a wooden spoon, but no one ever says WHERE you should smack it. On the balls? I have thought of using an ice pack, but can never remember to have one handy at the right time.

Try singing "99 Bottles of Beer" in Roman Numerals:

XCIX bottles of beer on the wall...

XCIX bottles of beer...

Take one down...

Pass it around...

XCVIII bottles of beer on the wall...

That should require some major thinking!

--Floaty

[curiositykilledthecat]

Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!!!!!!

[babylin]

I know I'm opening the door to a lot of bad jokes, here, but ...

I'm laying on the bed on top of a nicely thick diaper, I want to tuck my penis between my legs and I just can't get rid of the erection. If I do a hand job I won't want to wear the diaper anymore and "thinking of something else" takes too long for this impatient boy. Is there a quick way to "lower the salute"? I have read about using a wooden spoon, but no one ever says WHERE you should smack it. On the balls? I have thought of using an ice pack, but can never remember to have one handy at the right time.

Stop taking Cialis and Viagra together! ...for an erection that last more than four hours.

HAPPINESS IS WEARING COTTON DIAPERS

[ilovemybabybf]

Agreed. I have this problem a lot when I try to put my boyfriend in diapers. Usually I just pinch him really hard and then sneak attack him. Generally any pain will do.

Good luck with that.

[curiositykilledthecat]

Sneak attack, I have to add that to my ninjesque repertoire.