Random Thoughts

[loopy]

I cannot spell. but i do have a 1.5 K/d ratio on call of duty.

And that's truly what matters in life . I'm wondering just how much I'm going to be ripped off by the car shop, and insurance companies.

[acemanner]

But pink panthers make shitty movies.

and im glad GF hasen't called yet , too tired to talk >..<

[Yvhuce]

It beats listening sometimes. The sum total of what my ears heard tonight:

Wait... Were you talking to my mom?

Also... Why are there only 5 colors of Sixlets?

[vampiresdiaper7]

Okay,

So the other day I was thinking, "Life could be nice as a cat." Yeah.. Me on one of my random thought days...

and then a couple days later.. I realized "Life would NOT be nice as a cat. All they do is eat, sleep, and go to the bathroom and then lay around all day. How boring."

One of my friends said I was giving cats a bad rep. I'm not. I'm just simply quoting that I would not want their life.

[loopy]

Okay,

So the other day I was thinking, "Life could be nice as a cat." Yeah.. Me on one of my random thought days...

and then a couple days later.. I realized "Life would NOT be nice as a cat. All they do is eat, sleep, and go to the bathroom and then lay around all day. How boring."

One of my friends said I was giving cats a bad rep. I'm not. I'm just simply quoting that I would not want their life.

They don't lay around all day! they disappear for hours at a time exploring and eating birds!

And acemanner, the original pink panther films are soooo good and very funny, nothing like the ones with Steve Martin :/

[vampiresdiaper7]

They don't lay around all day! they disappear for hours at a time exploring and eating birds!

And acemanner, the original pink panther films are soooo good and very funny, nothing like the ones with Steve Martin :/

You have a point there.

[Yvhuce]

Last night, the neighbor dogs set off the neighbor's car alarm after getting worked up about my dogs being outside.

[vampiresdiaper7]

I need coffee... but I'm too lazy to go out to get it.

[ajc2000]

mummy has just left me to go to work as she is working a night sitting. me sad

[acemanner]

girls + short skirts = sweet

girls + short skirts + diapers = epic

[Codymoogle]

girls + short skirts = sweet

girls + short skirts + diapers = epic

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that cut

And eyes that burn like cigarettes

I want a girl with the right allocations

who is fast and thorough and sharp as a tack,

She is playing with her jewelry, she is putting up her hair

She is touring the facility

and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short skirt and a

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong jacket

I want a girl who gets up early

I want a girl who stays up late

I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity

Who uses a machete to cut through red tape

With fingernails that shine like justice

And a voice that is dark like tinted glass

She is fast, thorough and sharp as a tack,

She is touring the facility and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooooong,

loooooooooooooooooooooooooong jacket

Nananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

At Citi Bank we will meet accidentally

We will start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a car with a cup holder armrest

She wants a car that will get her there

She is changing her name from Kitty to Karen

She is trading her MG for a white, Chrysler LeBaron

I want a girl with a short skirt and a

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong jacket

Nananananananananananananananananana

~ moogle

[loopy]

girls + short skirts = sweet

girls + short skirts + diapers = epic

+1

also girls and short shorts.

[Yvhuce]

According to the psychologist I'm going to to try and straighten out my insomnia problems, I've got an above-average IQ.

[BabyJune]

COLLEGE STUDENT: Today we learned the difference between "lay" and "lie."

FATHER: In English class?

COLLEGE STUDENT: No, in law school

[Yvhuce]

Why is there a show about ugly dogs?

[Yvhuce]

Dogs 101: Ugly Dogs.

There's also one called "The World's Ugliest Dog". Both center around the Ugly Dog competition.

Also: Videogames tend to be more fun with infinite ammo and life.

[Yvhuce]

I can see again! Finally got my new glasses.

[Missy Q]

I HATE my glasses so much.

I bet you look good with them on though.

Also: I wish people wouldn't take their grumpiness out on me.

[Yvhuce]

I wish the stuff I ordered would hurry up and get here...

[curiositykilledthecat]

is it friday yet?

[sarah_ab]

i own thre pairs of glasses, soon to be four, i love having choices in my eye wear.

[Yvhuce]

Earlier today, my dogs wanted to eat the UPS guy. Now, they want me to protect them from the thunder.

[curiositykilledthecat]

Is it just me or do I have more intelligent conversations with my cat than I do with the customers at work?

[Yvhuce]

Woo-Hoo! A couple of my ordered CDs arrived! Just one left in transit.

[loopy]

staying up till 6 am listerning to foo fighters, drinking vodka with me sister = fun