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Granted.  You ate until your stomach exploded.

I wish people in my life didn't have so many screws loose.

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Granted there are only robots in your life 

I wish I didn't have to go to a dentist today 

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I already have dentures I was going to get them fixed 

14 minutes ago, Ickle ambie lou said:

granted but now you have to wear dentures 24/7

 

i wish i was born female

Granted but you were born ugly 

I wish it wasn't so easy for people to read my mind 

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Granted  but got invaded by aliens 

I wish  I had a mommy to take care of me.

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Granted but everyone know about her and you've got a reality tv show 

I wish wasn't out of rasinetes

 

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Granted but it is illegal to carry your sword 

I wish my back would quit hurting 

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Granted, you have no feeling in your back at all. 

 

I wish I had my own V-22 Osprey and a lifetime supply of spare parts and fuel. 

 

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Wish Granted, But you soon find people keep on bugging you and asking you for Money


I wish I knew how to continue a story from where I last left off

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Wish granted, but you're illiterate and mute so you can't write it down or record it. 

I wish I fluently spoke all the languages there are. 

 

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Granted now you are the worlds first human universal translated to every language in the world  and in the universe

I wish I had a Kawasaki ninja Zx6r motorcycle

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You've got it, but the gun will jam, the engine will overheat and seize, tracks will break and a shell from an SU-152 will destroy the radio. 

I wish I had a pet lynx. 

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Granted but the lynx had two babies and took over the house

I wish for some Tim-Tams 

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Granted. Your cow will be delivered in the morning.

I wish for more storage space for my L.G. outfits.

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