Rift The husky Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 Granted your job does not suck but your boss adds new things to your job description and then tells you 2 days later I wish I had a commercial drivers license Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 Granted. But in order to keep your liscense, you have to buy your own semi truck which costs $120,000. I wish that all politicians wouldn't act like squabbling 5 year olds. Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 Granted, however, they now act like squabbling adults with access to nuclear arsenals. I wish that I was cured of my cold. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Granted. You now have the flu. I wish for a month's worth of pizza and ice cream. Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 Granted: you now have pizza and Ice cream equal to the value of one month. However, since Time is intangible, it cannot be measured in monetary value. So you have no pizza or ice cream. I wish I could go to canada to meet the AB girl I've been talking to the past few days. Link to comment
Spiderman Posted February 15, 2018 Share Posted February 15, 2018 Granted. However she runs out of diapers as soon as you get there. I wish to be dragged away into the sky kicking and screaming by pterodactyl's after reading another unoriginal diaper story about parents who can magically make a nursery appear after their child wets the the bed once. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted February 16, 2018 Share Posted February 16, 2018 Granted, but the pterodactyl drops you off at the land of unoriginal diaper stories and magically appearing nurseries. I wish I had more time on my hands. Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted February 17, 2018 Share Posted February 17, 2018 Granted. Now you have too much *clap* *clap* time on your hands. And it's ticking away with your sanity. I wish I was as confident & charismatic in real life as I am online. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted February 18, 2018 Share Posted February 18, 2018 Granted. You are now so confident that you walk outside with nothing but a diaper on and are charged with public indecency. I wish for a computer that doesn't make you want to throw it out your window(s 10). Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted February 19, 2018 Share Posted February 19, 2018 Granted XP is now your thing I wish that Coffee was not a diuretic, but functioned in the way water does, but still gave you that sweet sweet caffeine boost. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Granted, but the caffiene crash is now 10x harder. I wish for 100 cats. Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Granted, now you have to herd them (Bon Chance) I wish that I would get my Killicks and get the fuck on a boat. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Granted. You now have access to a dknky little motorboat to take you across the whole ocean. Good luck. I wish time had a pause button. Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted February 21, 2018 Share Posted February 21, 2018 Granted you have a paws button but now you are stuck in a world where everything stands still I wish I had a Siberian husky Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Granted, but he invited all of his friends over which happen to be Rotweiler attack dogs. I wish my car would never run out of gas. Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 Granted but it has 2 much fuel it struggles to go up bills and wares your tires because of the weight is 2 much for the car to handle Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 On 2/22/2018 at 2:10 PM, Rift The husky said: Granted but it has 2 much fuel it struggles to go up bills and wares your tires because of the weight is 2 much for the car to handle What's your wish? Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 21 hours ago, Firefly 35 said: What's your wish? I wish for a motorcycle helmet with a dual viser and built in Bluetooth speakers Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 Granted, but the bluetooth speakers are installed where the visor should be and the visor is installed where the bluetooth speakers should be, therefore making the helmet impossible to use. I wish that no foods in the world ever had any artificial chemicals and preservatives. Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 Granted food no longer has artificial flavors and preservative e so you have to go hunting and fishing everyday. I Wish for my own starship Link to comment
gbw_dl Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 Granted! You are now the proud new captain of your own starship! But you forget every planet you have visited once you’ve left it! I wish I could get a solid 9 hours of sleep tonight! Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 Granted. You sleep hard for 9 hours and are now 2 hours late for work. I wish most people were not assholes. Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 Granted people are no longer A holes now the world is filled with cyborgs I wish I had one of these Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Granted. But some idiot hacked it and crashed it into your house. I wish a case of abdl diapers would only cost $0.99 Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 Granted one case of diapers 99 cents to the first 100 customers I wish that ABU had a glow in the dark paci to match their little pawz and space onesies Link to comment
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