Corrupt-a-wish

[underwhere]

Granted.

[TraumaChick]

LOL wish granted, but now you're stuck hearing all female thoughts (re: What Women Want with Mel Gibson) and it will drive you bonkers.

[BabyJune]

GRANTED: But every time you go to the store to buy them, they make you "prove" that you are actually wearing a diaper.

[sonofninasayers]

Wish Granted, You find one day that you have ran out of room for your unlimited diapering supplies

[underwhere]

Granted.

[astrodiaper]

Granted. But lethal incidents of papercuts increase 1000%.

I wish there was something to watch on TV.

[Little Girl Milly]

Granted. Your TV has the best static on screen...

[battlemage]

Granted. You are now the princess of a country that no longer exists.

[astrodiaper]

Granted, but you dropped something heavy on your foot.

I wish I had a car that worked.

[sonofninasayers]

Wish granted, Your car is fine but then it suddenly stops working and you end up breaking down

[freswith]

Granted! The world consists of an area of ceiling surrounded by the sides of your crib.

[underwhere]

Granted.

[Menaiya]

Granted, however in revenge freswith wished for hell on earth.

I wish I had more diapers.

[BabyJune]

GRANTED. They are all USED diapers.

[astrodiaper]

Granted, but now all the candy companies are suing you because their cady bars spoiled.

I wish I had at least 10 million dollars.

[freswith]

Congratulations!

[BabyJune]

I wish regular, everyday

[TaliZorahFanGirl]

Congratulations!

[Denube]

Granted, you are served a single scoop of plain ice cream, covered in ground up, coco beans, which have not been leeched, or prepared for ingestion.

[WakkoWannaBe]

Granted. But it's a Ferrari that's made out of Rolex watches. Not only can you not drive it, but a motorcycle witch-cult rides up and turns each watch into a frog a minute after you get it.

[Born Yesterday]

You now habitually read far faster than your mind can encode memories.

[Baby Brian]

Very well, that wish was not corrupted. However, every wish you have from now on will be corrupted- including your subconscious wishes you're not even aware of.

I wish I was fully, functionally, urinary incontinent and no longer had any urges or my obstruction so that I could pee freely into my diapers without ever having to think about it (except for when I have to change of course).

[BigJB25]

Granted you can no longer control your pee but you now go through a box of diapers a day now

[Shotgun Diplomat]

Granted, however you will no longer age and will spend the remainder of your eternal life watching others around you wither and succumb to old age, while you remain infantilised.

[Maxxy]

Granted, however government diapers kind of suck and there's no government discount for good diapers.

I wish I had a better job.