TraumaChick Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 LOL wish granted, but now you're stuck hearing all female thoughts (re: What Women Want with Mel Gibson) and it will drive you bonkers. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 GRANTED: But every time you go to the store to buy them, they make you "prove" that you are actually wearing a diaper. Link to comment
sonofninasayers Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 Wish Granted, You find one day that you have ran out of room for your unlimited diapering supplies Link to comment
astrodiaper Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Granted. But lethal incidents of papercuts increase 1000%. I wish there was something to watch on TV. Link to comment
Little Girl Milly Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Granted. Your TV has the best static on screen... Link to comment
battlemage Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 Granted. You are now the princess of a country that no longer exists. Link to comment
astrodiaper Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Granted, but you dropped something heavy on your foot. I wish I had a car that worked. Link to comment
sonofninasayers Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Wish granted, Your car is fine but then it suddenly stops working and you end up breaking down Link to comment
freswith Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Granted! The world consists of an area of ceiling surrounded by the sides of your crib. Link to comment
Menaiya Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 Granted, however in revenge freswith wished for hell on earth. I wish I had more diapers. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 GRANTED. They are all USED diapers. Link to comment
astrodiaper Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Granted, but now all the candy companies are suing you because their cady bars spoiled. I wish I had at least 10 million dollars. Link to comment
Denube Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Granted, you are served a single scoop of plain ice cream, covered in ground up, coco beans, which have not been leeched, or prepared for ingestion. Link to comment
WakkoWannaBe Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Granted. But it's a Ferrari that's made out of Rolex watches. Not only can you not drive it, but a motorcycle witch-cult rides up and turns each watch into a frog a minute after you get it. Link to comment
Born Yesterday Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 You now habitually read far faster than your mind can encode memories. Link to comment
Baby Brian Posted July 30, 2014 Share Posted July 30, 2014 Very well, that wish was not corrupted. However, every wish you have from now on will be corrupted- including your subconscious wishes you're not even aware of. I wish I was fully, functionally, urinary incontinent and no longer had any urges or my obstruction so that I could pee freely into my diapers without ever having to think about it (except for when I have to change of course). Link to comment
BigJB25 Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Granted you can no longer control your pee but you now go through a box of diapers a day now Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Granted, however you will no longer age and will spend the remainder of your eternal life watching others around you wither and succumb to old age, while you remain infantilised. Link to comment
Maxxy Posted January 2, 2016 Share Posted January 2, 2016 Granted, however government diapers kind of suck and there's no government discount for good diapers. I wish I had a better job. Link to comment
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