Granted. You get a lobotomy, leaving you with the mind of a two-year-old, and now everyone treats you like a baby.
I wish I could find a cool new video game to play.
For your punishment you must propel five hamster wheels that power laser guns while trying to hit the squad of Storm Troopers (with lasers from said guns) that is hitting everything but you, but could miraculously hit you on a fluke.
You are invisible. No one notices you unless you have something they need and you may need to watch out for depression.
I wish I were good at every athletic sport in the world, with the exclusion of the computer/video game versions.
For your punishment you must clean a tank that houses six tarantulas by yourself. You may not kill them or otherwise arrange for them to die and they all must return to the tank once you are done.
Think that sounded more like RuneScape.
You must beat Skyrim only using attack buttons to propel yourself forward and may not use the joysticks to move your character or camera angle under any circumstances.
@spark, as you pointed out, it depends on the situation. I cannot know everyone's situation, so my advice in general is to monitor browsing history. I do not condone relationships based on lies, but in general, it's best to take precaution.
@cruxshadow, I'm not sure and I'll have to look into that sometime, but this method should be adequate for your average user. If someone wants to find data bad enough then they can, however the software to do so can be a little pricey.
Thanks to the wonderful software of forensics, my job is a lot easier!
For your punishment you must run a marathon with no prior training (26.2 miles, no car or bike).