DarylLyn

To Pink: Of everything about you that I see, your kind heart is the cutest yet. I cannot say if you are sexy without seeing a picture, and seeing how you move when you walk. I sometimes fantasize about meeting a young lady who is insecure about wearing diapers, and making friends with her. Because she is so insecure, she is constantly worried about going out in public, thinking that she will be teased and made fun of by the passerby. We would begin dating, doing such things as taking cab rides, and going to movies, and after she has gained a little confidence, perhaps even going to the 24-hour diner late at night when it is almost empty. I always ask if she would like me to change her diaper, but she usually just blushes and tells me that she will take care of it. After several months of dating, one evening while we are hanging out, she will say, "Daddy?... Will you change me please?" After a very gentle changing, we finish / watch a movie, she cuddles up with me, and she falls asleep in my arms. By this time, we are both very much in love with each other, and very soon we would move in together. I would change her diaper when we were together, she would travel with me when my business takes me out of town. She tells often me how much she loves me, and that when she is in my arms she sleeps better. ...and we all live happily ever after. Details: She has long hair. Her eyes are (a combination of: deep, expressive, honest & trusting) She is slim(ish) <--- Meaning: wears no larger than a small size Depend Maximum (30-34in waist, I think) She likes to cuddle. She is cute. <-- Cute is a quality of physical appearance, attitude, face shape and way of movement. If that (see above) sounds like you, then realize that I am most likely still looking for you, because kindness and chivalry are not things that average girls here in Colorado are attracted to.

I am not AB or entirely DL, however: I am oldest of 2 by 14 years. Yes, my little sister is 14 years younger. I would describe myself as 90% Daddy, 10% DL. The DL thing started around age 8 or so, and I would intentionally pee the couch at grandma's, because she would diaper me when I stayed at her place. Around age 15, I took a Red Cross babysitting course that was offered through my church. I made friends easily, and in this particular class I made friends with one of the female students. After the conclusion of the class, her and I spent a couple of afternoons together. As a gentleman, I will not relate events, however I will relate what I learned: I like changing diapers more than wearing them, and there exist some very pretty girls who wear them. Her father gets transfered out of state, I never see her again, and until the internet comes along, I am convinced that I will never meet someone like her again.

If she is a 30" waist, there is no two ways about it. You _MUST_ use Depend small. The leak guards on the larger sizes are not positioned right, even if you get the tapes to line up right. As for how, well, here is my best description: 1. position the lady on her back. 2. Unfold diaper completely. 3. Position the diaper underneath the lady so that when you hold the front in position, the level of the back is even or slightly higher than the front. <-- this step will have to be adjusted depending on how the tight the next steps are. 4. pulling the diaper as much as possible between her legs, tape the MIDDLE tapes. 5. make sure everything is flat and even, and then with her stomach relaxed, tape the TOP tapes. 6. have her stand up, and then you should pull the top of the diaper, front and back untill it is comfortable for her. 7. tape the bottom tapes as tight as possible without constricting circulation of her legs. Now that you are done, notice your end product. Isn't she hot? I mean: notice how the tapes effect the outcome not only by their horizontal placement and how far inwards they are, but also their vertical positioning. Humorous Disclaimer: This information is for amusement purposes only. The author assumes no liability for wet beds, torn diapers or catacalismic leaks. The amount of recourse for damages is limited to returning defectively diapered female to the author's house. Mmmm...

Looks like this is a hot mover... I mean look at all 0 of the bids... But for the people who are bidding on that, I have 3 sleeves of styrofoam cups for sale, genuine '80s style, only $5 a cup.

I am type 1 insulin dependent diabetic. Your symptoms are most certainly NOT diabetes, however it is related. The primary question that I would ask is: Do these low blood sugar incidents happen 1-4 hours after eating a large meal? or Does it happen 30mins-1.5hrs after eating a BUNCH of sugar? (IE: a dozen doughnuts, a couple boxes of cookies, etc (especially the glazed doughnuts)) If so, I would ask a doctor to try diagnosing Hypoglycemia. Diabetics produce TOO LITTLE insulin. Hypoglycemics bodies overreact to simple sugars. If you eat a heavy protien meal, the protiens and fats are burned slowly, and the pancreas produces a reasonable amount of insulin. If that meal is mostly sugars and white starch, the pancreas "panics" producing too much insulin for the long haul, resulting in a rapid rise in sugar, and a rapid plunge.

There are no female DLs in Colorado. Not ONE! I know because I have looked. ^^^----- That is sarchasm. I have once found one on the personal's section. I bet that no one will dispute this either. <--- That is trying to goad a female from CO to reply. Watch, not a single one will answer.

OK... I'll bite. (I'm in Lakewood)

To Jennifer: This is the sweetest story I have ever heard. I often dream of finding a lady like yourself. From my personal life: Once I had a soul-mate. After her ex-BF left several very threatening messages on her voicemail (example: right after 9/11 he threatened to send her anthrax), we had him arrested and charged with domestic violence-harasment. He served 3 days and got a 1 year suspended sentence (meaning: keep his nose clean or he goes back for a year). This only served to make him worse. If anyone has the stomach to hear what happened, let me know, but to summarize, it involved a crow-bar and us discovering that the damage was too extreme for my un-born child to survive. (also our first discovery of her pregnancy) If ever I am blessed enough to have another chance like she was, I will not take my chances with the incompetent bumblings of local law-enforcement. If you have a restraining order, and have sent him to jail, this sounds like my situation did. I agree with the thought of you packing heat, but I also share your feelings surrounding the taking of another life. If I had it to do over, I know that the pain of uncertainty would be less, wondering if there was another way I could have dealt with him, rather than remembering what her and I had, and wondering if I could have prevented it from happening. My best advice would be this: Ask Jeff to seek firearms training, and yourself as well, and keep a shotgun in your house. It is illegal for a criminal to posess a gun. If they gave 2craps about the law... they would not be criminals. If he killed your cat, is you, your family, your soul-mate that much further of a step?

Is there anything that is better dealt with by shunning and hating? For everything that I despise, I can deal with it better by at least trying to understand it, and I try to see the benefit that it creates, because if I can see the benefit, I can begin to appriciate it's existance.

I do not know what part of what county you are in, but here in Colorado in the USA, diuretics are OTC. They usually have some other component in them, like a pain killer. Try Midol or some other womens issue pill. Magnesium is the salt that you should worry about. ALL americans are deficient in Magnesium, and I would suspect most other people are also. If you can find a good absorbable Magnesium suplement, I would highly suggest it. Shaklee is the only company that I have found that produces products across the board that help a number of maladies. (I would also like to note: I am an independent distributor for that company, and my recomendation is made not out of a financial motavation. I researched companies exaustively while searching for sources for nutrition products, and this one won in my mind. I am a distributor because I save more money than the average member on my products. I would encourage you to look at them with the utmost scepticism, because they will stand up to ANY inquiry that can be made)

SDB: 30 and still a virgin? I thought I had bragging rights by waiting till 21... One thing that I must point out about one's virginity. If you had only eaten oatmeal 6 days a week, and oatmeal with cinnamon and rasins on 1 day per week, for all of your life... Then cinamon and rasin oatmeal would be some enjoyable stuff. If I gave you a lasagne dinner, with salad, breadsticks and apple pie for desert, this would blow your mind. If I left, never giving you this supreme treat again, cinnamon and raisin oatmeal would be nothing anymore. My point: If the most contact with this person has been making out, keep it that way untill married. (you know, real marrage. as in "till death do us part", means untill the heart and brainwave activity in one of your bodies comes to a complete and final stop) For I have tasted of the lasagne and pie of Orgasm, and after she left me, I must say that the oatmeal paste of everyday leaves much more than cinnamon and raisins to be desired.

Scanning ones used diaper... Sounds good, but the experience of a wet / nasty diaper is better if the victem can be introduced to the item with it's smells intact, and preferably in a spring-loaded situation. (Remember the old Garfield animated cartoon?) Pie in the face is too pase... Those drop ceiling tiles can hold alot of weight... A few used nappys would be nowhere near their structural abilities, and the smell would result in a lot of employee turnover... I better stop typing before my suggestions are in violation of federal law...

If I had a dollar for everytime that I thought that about a post that I made... ^^^---- What is so wierd about that? Sounds like an average sunday afternoon to me. Well... I guess if Mr. Springer says that this is wierd, that I am going too far. I will discard my changing table, and burn all of the Depends. (That strange dripping noise is the sarchasm puddling at my feet) Listen: The holocast never happened, Neil Armstrong did his bit on a soundstage in hollywood, Elvis is still alive, Bill Gates is holding Kurt Cobain hostage in his compound in Seattle, it was not spider eggs, it is actually extraterrestial embrios in Bubblicious, and Milli Vanilli would NEVER lip-sinc. HEY! We are much wierder than #1... And our partner agrees with me! Not specifically from the act of eating it, but thinking about eating a rare / med-rare angus steak does give me a stiffy... I have an IRL friend who is a "bug-chaser" (one who seeks STDs) she was raped and contracted HepC because of it. She believes that suicide is a "sin" and therefore, she takes revenge on the evil male species by spreading HepC and whatever other lovely "bugs" she has in her "collection", and hoping that she will die soon. It is males like that (the rapist) that make me ashamed to be a man. D&D rules for sex?... Hmm... Roll for intercourse. (can I take a 20?) It takes 20 times as long to get off, and she cannot walk for 3 hours afterwards... Why diapers freak people out: Diapers are for infants and the extreemly elderly. Therefore, if someone aged 24 is changing the diapers of someone aged 21, and they then cuddle for a while and after some heavy petting have consentual intercourse, then the male involved must be fantasizing that their partner is an infant. Or 85yrs old. ^^^---- That is my best guess. This is not my personal feelings. My personal thing about changing a woman's diapers is this: 1. I am a Dom by nature, and abhore physical violence. By letting me change her diapers, she is showing both total submission, and total dependence on me. If there was any better way to have my ego stroked, I would do that also. (If anyone has any ideas, let me know...) If it is nessecary to inflict pain to make the Sub submit, then I say that the Dom does not have the strength of character to dominate by mere willpower, and he has not earned his Sub's trust. If a Sub completely trusts her Dom, then she will eagerly and willingly submit completely. 2. The "watersport" idea is kinda dirty... Most others find it to be kinda kinky, scores less than DL... Why? Pissing in anothers face is more OK than pissing in ones diaper? WTF??? 3. Pedos disgust me more than rapists, megalomaniacs and Spongebob Squarepants combined. 4. Geriphillia(sex with elderly people) disturbs me also. Have I explained myself well, or am I confined to the wierd freak corner of the wierd freak forum...

I also would like to find a drug that has that effect. If you are suceptable to hypnosis, there are a large number of binural audio files available for free at Hypno Audios In order for me to fall suceptable to hypnosis, I have to imbibe a certain herbal product that has a tendency to induce Theta brainwaves, and I fall right under.

The nice pix of the ladys are when I worry most about the hairy legs... Nothing ruins my fantasies more than clicking a link to "Lady Nicki's AB Page" or "Suzie's Nursery" and finding it to be the homepage of a balding fat-man sissy that is old enough to be my grandfather... Not that I object to sissies / etc, I just hate losing boners to them... Yes. Females are cuter.

THE OCEAN!!! You have got to be kidding! Just do what I do, and feed them to the neighbor's goats.

The reason that PS2 / Xbox / GC has not done anything like that is that Sony/MS/Nintendo are a bunch of prudes. (Remeber how GTA:San Andreas was pulled from the shelves? (this was because you could type an insanely long series of buttons, and watch a low-res clip of the main character having consentual intercourse with his "girlfriend" in the game) Question: I can pick up a baseball bat, brutally beat a police officer to death, then take his gun and unload clip after clip into innocent pedestrians. Following this, I pick up a star, and all is forgiven. Then I walk into "guns-n-ammo" spending approx. $4000 on body armor and a fully automatic machine pistol, and gun down scores of unarmed bystanders. Following this, I shoot down a helicopter for giggles and grins. WHY IS THIS NOT A PROBLEM??? I can kill hundreds, but at the mere thought of seeing consentual sex between two adults, the game is pulled. You will see "The SIMS: Raising serial killers" before you will see an adult title on any of the major consoles. You will see "Puppy Kicking 3" before you see an AB / DL title. This pro-violence / anti-love attitude that our species/culture has makes me physically ill. (and before someone says anything about it: The Guy Game is a freak happening, and while I hope that lightning may strike twice, I somehow doubt it.)

If poligamy was legal... My 3 or 4 wives could produce enough milk to breastfeed me 24/7... And the health benefits would be incredible. Did you know that antibodies for bacteria show up in a mother's breast milk 1-2 weeks before a single sign appears in the mother's blood cultures? The differance is that only humans have breasts. It's udder milk from cows. <-- Totally different! And who the heck thought of drinking cow milk in the first place??? (The scenario went something like this: "Hey!, Look a Cow! I wander what those dangily things between it's legs are. I think that I am going to squeeze them and drink what comes out.") Nothing better.

Personally: Shaven. totally. And if I could eliminate it forever, I would eliminate all of the hair below my neck. Temperature controlled... Yes... And when stuck in a diaper for several hours, I find myself wishing for a Pampers Air-Conditioned... Maybe my boys are simply hotter than yours... If you shave the beard on your face, why does she not shave the one on her lips??? (BTW: I find that there are 2 basic types of razor. The beard models (like mach3) which have an agressive tilt to their blades, suited for tough wiry face hair. And the body models (schick Xtreme3) which have a slightly shallower pitch to the blades, causing less irritation and razor burn. The beard models will sometimes cut me too deep on the body hair, resulting in a small field of little red bleeding spots.) <--- Anyone else observe this?

Needs more options, but given the three that ARE listed... I feel this becomes a question of if I was sexually depraved, not deprived... Given the ability, even if my levels of sex doubled, I would still suck my own dick at least once... (cant knock it till U tried it...) If I was deprived, I would not select woman's clothing as a good method of getting more... (is that a misconception on my part?) Large quantities of cash, gold or bearer bonds are the only things that might compell me to insert somthing in my anus... __________ If you cannot handle my sarchastic humor, don't complain to me about it. If I actually cross lines, and truly offend you, realize that it is not my intent.