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It was before that (and after Dick Trickle stopped racing).

I wore a diaper to my last colonoscopy (but I did take it off when they had be strip down and put the gown on for the procedure). I've had a few other procedures that I kept it on for. I did wear one a few times while officiating a NASCAR race.

The current crop of AI sucks. All they do is regurgitate search engine searches which are often full of bullshit. Especially when there are tons of posers out there poluting the dataspace.

Maybe we should put all the passenger in diapers: Wow, a few weeks ago we had the "Diarrhea Incident" https://www.independent.co.uk/trave...ona-diarrhea-plane-delta-flight-b2405625.html Then we had the adult diaper bomb scare: https://www.kiro7.com/news/trending...per-mistaken-bomb/6ECPZPTZ75F2LBAMDMMWGXVYDU/ Then American had a poop problem: https://viewfromthewing.com/no-comp...aisle-american-airlines-controversial-stance/ And now EasyJet: https://www.independent.co.uk/trave...-passenger-defecated-poo-toilet-b2430925.html

Adult diapers are da bomb.

Twice I've had the CTDC Bear Hugz diapers blow apart (apparently, they've decided to find another producer to make that print as a result). Diaper fluff all over.

I had one wisdom tooth pulled and two others that were cracked removed and replaced with implants. I need my teeth.

My wife was long past the child-bearing years when we met. She at one point offered to see if she could try to get lactating again. Never did it though. When my daughter had her sons she had left some milk she had expressed behind after they went home. She said I could just throw it out. I had to try. I'd never tell her I did

I originally got a Diaper Genie just because I liked the baby aspects of it. I then switched to the Janibell. I just put regular Kirkland (Costco) tall kitchen cans with it. It's really just a practical thing. Got to toss the used ones somewhere.

I made some notes, I need to write them up.

You eat one of those chips and your diapers will be on FIRE.

We called them "hall passes." Some were on a "official" printed form made out in your name. If you just needed to use the bathroom, each room had a wooden pass as well. In high school print shop we enlarged the hall pass form and made a pad of them about 4x the original size as a joke.

I wrote a story called the toilet permit (I think it's kicking around here) about a boy and girl who had to go back through toilet training (with their learners permit). I also wrote the Restricted License story based on these birth announcements: I wanted to get one of these with my picture and info...

OK, boys and girls. I'm sorry for the delay. Too many good stories and I wanted to go over them in different orders to see give everybody a shot at a fresh read. So without further delay. Third place goes to FatherFish's A Haunting Lesson in Regression. This was fresh view of the topic. Well written. Second place goes to Knox Kiddo's First Week Field Trip. It was short, but what was there was excellently crafted. Knox pulled off the second-person voice quite nicely. and (insert drumroll here). I agonized long on this because the ending was a bit abrupt, but it was well written and exactly the kind of story I envisioned when I set up the contest, so first prize goes to the Mt. Usher Reform School by ZeroCoolio. I'll be writing each of the winners to arrange prize delivery. I'd like to thank everybody who participated. This has been fun and maybe I'll kick off another later on this year.

I worked from home for a couple of years in just a diaper and t-shirt. My wife would call from time to time saying she was bringing someone home and I should put pants on.

My wife has known since long before we were married.

I knew someone was going to call me out on that, but yes, I'm still a straight white guy in that sense (but as they said in Stripes...we're willing to learn). I grew up in the era where all the boys in my school wore tighty whiteys. Boxers were funky things are fathers wore (how times have flipped, eh?). Colored briefs and the fancier low rises were very risque and while I got some when I was in college, I never dared wear them in the middle/high school locker rooms. Yeah, diapers were white and only white for years. There was a brief stint when Depend switched to that awful institutional green color. I also one brand that was light blue. I didn't start into colors in earnest until Dry247 started colorcoding by size (had some purplish ones). When NSC came out with the blue polkadot supreme lights I wore those all the time while I was working. Now that I'm retired, I wear the blacks (NSC megamax and another brand) and the tie dye ones.

I was a straight white guy for the longest time, but now I wear a lot of darker colors (navy, black, and NSC's tie dye).

Well, I've just read through the entries and I have to say we have very good submissions here. I'm going to have to mull over the awards. I thought the scoring would be very easy, but you've exceeded my expectations! I'll let you know in a few days !

We have some good submissions so far, but we still have two weeks to go. So if you have an inkling to try writing, now is the time to get started!

Usually for that kind of thing, one needs to go to Taco Bell.

I said that already

Go to? Perhaps that should be go in? Of late, I've been using a lot of tie-dye Megamaxes. I've got them on autoship now.

I went through counselling because of my DL tendencies. Pretty much my doc said that what you do in your own bedroom is up to you, but figured I could probably benefit from some group therapy anyhow. While I discussed things with her a bit, I never brought it up in the group. Of course, my other curiosity was piqued when one of my other group members mentioned her husband was in to enema's during sex. It was all I could do to avoid asking "giving or receiving?"