Start A Useless Rumor About The Person Above You

[Firefly 35]

^ Is the voice actor who played Donkey in the movie Shrek.

[Firefly 35]

^ Does not like to walk when he can hop instead.

[foofybabykitten]

^ Enjoys long walks on the beach, knitting, unicorns, and stabbing mythical creatures with crocheting needles by the ocean.

[Firefly 35]

^ enjoys watching movies, playing computer games, and washing silverware in the microwave.

[Firefly 35]

^ Can eat a whole bushel of carrots in one sitting and hop away without feeling sick.

[Firefly 35]

^ Uses bug spray when Ant man and the Wasp are annoying him.

[Cormac]

^Is secretly as a matter of fact a clever sheep name Harold

[Cormac]

^Is powered by lemons

[Firefly 35]

^ Got in trouble with Roz for forgetting to file their paperwork yet again.

[Warmwetandcozy]

⬆ voted for Hillary 

[Firefly 35]

^ Voted for anarchy

[Ishar]

^voted for lemon

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[Warmwetandcozy]

⬆ voted for Obama

[Firefly 35]

^ likes to debate about politics

[Warmwetandcozy]

⬆is a communist 

[Wannatripbaby]

^ Is actually Cold, Dry, and uncomfortable.

[Newbee]

Is a dangerous criminal on the run

[Firefly 35]

Is actually Darth Vader 

[foofybabykitten]

^ Is not your father.

[Wannatripbaby]

^Is actually incapable of hopping more than twice in a row before he has to sit down for a while.

[Warmwetandcozy]

⬆ is really a psychopath who wants to trip babies 

[foofybabykitten]

^ Secretly only wears socks on their left foot.

[Warmwetandcozy]

Secretly shaves her cats to look like pigs lol

[foofybabykitten]

^ Glues cat hair to pigs and sells them in an illegal underground cat market ring.

[Warmwetandcozy]

⬆feeds kittens catfish