A Banana In Your Tailpipe?

[Creepymouse]

Mommy and I spent the morning of Saturday before last stuffing me full of oatmeal, then I got to struggle with it for about 30 minutes. It was one of the most amazing experiences I've ever had. The oatmeal was powdered first with a hand-blender, then cooked thoroughly and chocolate added for color and texture. I kneaded it with dry oatmeal until the dough felt about right, and made some 'turds' to play with. I think I got about three cups or more inside, but there came a point where I hit that involuntary 'push and grunt' stage, luckily I had a toy in there as a 'plunger', otherwise, I wouldn't have been able to hold it long enough to get diapered, it was completely uncontrollable, the contraction. It felt like I was trying to vomit out my backside, the cramp was so intense.

We've made plans for another session soon!

[Diseased88]

Question: What is a safe number of banana's to put up there, and is there any way to increase the amount of banana's you can shove up there?

[glycerine]

Two bananas, cut into halves, seems to pretty well fill me. I felt I was getting a little too stretched with the fifth half I had prepped. Pleasure is one thing, injury is another.

On to better things...

I just did a session without the banana, but with the Tampax Pearl and 2 ounces of 75% glycerine. I had a BIG load inside me, but I managed to hold out for 15 minutes. What I absolutely love is the way your entire mind focuses on the couple of inches around your bottom. It's not pain at all, but a totally different feeling...sort of like the tip of your penis feels when you cum. Your whole body becomes sensitive. I imagine it would be pretty neat to get stroked with a feather while in that state.

After I finally expel, I just lie on my stomach with a diaper full of poop. In a few seconds my bladder empties. I usually fall asleep for about an hour and have amazing dreams!

[Flea]

Question: What is a safe number of banana's to put up there, and is there any way to increase the amount of banana's you can shove up there?

3 for me is easy, sometimes I can do 4. I actually did 5 onetime but I dunno what was different about myself that time. Cleaning yourself out prior or not dosnt seem to effect how many I can get up their, it's kinda random for me but I can always get 3 full large bananas up their at minimum.

[Loveable_guy]

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I finally got the balls to try a baby diaper. Are you using the actual diaper or just the stuffing from it? I used a small baby diaper and it seems to be working great, swells up really nice.

Flea sorry to be long getting back to you. Just the stuffing. Hell most of my wet diapers still have some dry padding in the back normally the rear top. I was cutting this out and saving it in a glad bag for later. I have tried the pad and agree it did not swell up as i expected. The diaper stuffing works well and like I said it will come out!

[Guest Baby Tiana]

I found it rather hard to get the banana in....Does anyone know of a some what easier way to get it in? Oh wells, it was an okay experience.

[Guest Baby Tiana]

I guess so.

Wouldn't it be uncomfortable if it was frozen? On the other hand it would make it not squish while you are trying to put it in. I will have to try that one day. Thank you.

[Flea]

I guess so.

Wouldn't it be uncomfortable if it was frozen? On the other hand it would make it not squish while you are trying to put it in. I will have to try that one day. Thank you.

You could use a small toy, or fingers, to loosen up a little first.

I can get the really squishy banana's up their by doing that first.

[mbs80]

After reading the entire string of all these posts, I am committing myself to try this on Saturday. I plan on using only two bananas, and without a home-made plug. I am looking forward to the combination of real and banana's - I can't wait to feel the full diaper it will produce. Thanks for all the posts, advice and warnings. 57/male here, experiencing this for the first time - hoping it will be incredible and that I can stay in it for awhile to enjoy. Thinking of putting on the first diaper to catch the outfall, make a hole in the front to put "it" through, and then a second diaper for pee, so as not mixing the two. Would that keep the banana's and poop from getting too squishy and runny? Maybe a liner between the diapers too. I'll post an update if I can actually do this - someday for sure - on saturday. Take care to all.

[Flea]

I just cant get enough of this.

Soooo, this time. I have been drinking all night with a diaper on, wetting it of course

So it was time for a change. I went ahead and stuffed 4 bananas up their, and tightly diapered myself with a medium depends follower by a large depends.

I plan to stay this way till the morning. Im continuing my drinking and wetting till I pass out. At first the 4 bananas where a little hard to hold in even with no glycerin or enema or anything, just 4 bananas. A little bit came out in the first 5 minutes or so, but all has calmed and I dont feel the need to go at all which is awsome, I can proboly hold em all in over night.

I have dont this before with 1, now trying with 4!

[mbs80]

Nice Flea - I set up everything for myself this morning, including lub, toy to relax my opening, three good size bananas, gylcering suppositories, a Depends pad, a Tena pad, and an Attneds large diaper. Haven't gone in two days. Was so nice to roll on my side, play with the opening, get it to relax and well lubed. Peeled the first banana, broke it in half, lubed it and OMG, it slide right in with little mushing. omg - it felt incredible. i was shaking as i kept sliding in the other portions. Well, I felt really too full after two bananas. Wrapped the diaper tight around me. I lasted about 15 minutes before i couldnt hold it anymore - OMG. I will certainly try to this again. Thaks to all for suggestions.

[pugab]

I've tried the banana in the tailpipe many times but have only ever put 1 up but today im currently sat here with 4 up there and a diaper full of rolled oats, so i'm going to be a very full diaper soon and can't wait.

[lildiaperboy]

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In the old days of the internet, when I first started posting to boards using a banana to simulate pooping without the mess and smell was all the rage. I don't hear about it much these days... so I'm wondering, have you ever done it?

I remember when you posted this question along time ago, but no I still havent tried it.

[glycerine]

No banana yesterday. But... (butt??)

I found a Better Plug. I wrapped one of those Kotex "Light Days" pads around a Tampax Pearl. That way, I get the benefit of the pad expanding AND a string to pull the thing out if need be.

I lasted about 20 minutes with a glycerine enema. I've been Metamucil loading, so it was a nice, big, squishy poop.

[diaperpt]

OK...change my vote... as long as this topic has been here, I couldn't even imagine trying this. Well, this morning as I was getting ready to dress up baby I was inspired by the bunch of bananas I'd bought the other day and the fact that I've already used suppositories and an enema this week.

At first I had a horrible time because I was trying too much banana at a time. It was squishing all over and not going in. I took advice from here and put the banana in the freezer. Just about 15 minutes did the trick but I also only tried about 1/4 banana at a time. I got in 1 1/2 - the other 1/2 all squished and messed up. After dressing up, I sat here at my computer for about 15-20 minutes, then decided to walk around for a while - wow! the feeling of having to hold it in was tremendous! Then I got tired of holding and loosened up just a bit. I ended up holding it in for not quite 1/2 an hour, but if I hadn't gotten up and walked it could have been longer.

Right now I'm sitting in the mess and feeling it squish around on my bottom. I imagine I'll end up with a shower to get it all cleaned off. Even though it's not like poop, I don't want a crusty banana butt all day long!

While I usually do like to stick with the authentic experience, I may try this again!

[dorian]

This could be an alternative to the Kotex pad:

coloplast

But it's expensive…

[TheMagicDragon]

Ummm, tugs on shirt of AB next to him:

ummmmmmm, every since I've gone 24/7 and been taking my generic metamucil substitute orange drink I've become the most regular pooper I've ever been - a vast improvement over pooping only two or three times a week while using the potty. Now I poop regularly in my diaper, no straining at all, every day like clockwork and I enjoy this so much. I even do it in front of the wife and out in public. Well, I cover my diaper, you bet. i don't feed the Potty Monster either! Die Monster Die!!!

Yup, diapers on a DL can help you become a regular babylike pooper, and it feels just as good as your four-banana and tampon plug concoction, I'll bet. You're doing overkill, once in awhile and it sounds like a Three Stage Rocket with boosters getting ready for a Moon Shot. Older ABs remember what that was. Betcha don't poop out that plug and all those naners in front of the old lady, do 'ya boys? (We all know most girls, even AB/DL girls, have much more common sense than us guys and don't usually do this kinda thing, lol). So brag away and let them laugh at you.

As for me, I'd rather have regular, enjoyable daily BMs which involve no stress and strain - as opposed to - a very momentious, once-in-a-lifetime Pooping Achievement! But you can have your 'Pooping Achievement Awards', nonetheless. Just don't "Blow It". Colostomy bags stink! hehehe.

[ckvt79]

Having followed this from Femmedomme.com and now here, I have found, much like others have posted, that the pad is the "weak" link in the setup, as it always doesn't seem to expand large enough. However, I started using Poise Medium Pads a while ago and have been working to get the pad to "expand" as it does outside of the "tailpipe". Some things I have found that certainly helps is to NOT tightly roll the pad, as this compresses the pads filling and gives it no where to expand to when the water is present. It does make it sightly hard to insert, but after the bananas, it does go in. Before you roll the pad up, make a lot of slits into the plastic backing, I use the tip of a small knife to put very small slits in the backing (this allows more water to flow into the middle of the pad roll. Upon insertion of the pad in the "tailpipe", add a minimum of 150cc of water, slowly into the tailpipe with the rectum relaxed (hard I realize with all the stuff up there). I typically take 300cc's and the pad is quite large when it comes out. I also do not use much glycerin on the pad, just enough at the tip that goes in first, I found that the glycerin actually blocks the water from absorbing.

[aleyxsis]

i tried the banana thing 1 was good enough for me prob is i got just as much poop as banana lol but it did work

[BabyAltair]

I've done it, but I'm a baby to the ABDL scene(pun intended), actually it was this thread that made me try it.

It was also the first time I ever messed a diaper.

[BBB]

thought I posted this recently.

GF and I did it. she was "surprised"... but she liked it over all. better than the real thing, for her.

[moneymaker9210]

3 at a time is so amazing when u let go and it slides out and your back is full and squishy anyways does anyone know how you would do the oatmeal method buy not putting it in a bag but inside your bum. thanks

[LILJIM]

3 at a time is so amazing when u let go and it slides out and your back is full and squishy anyways does anyone know how you would do the oatmeal method buy not putting it in a bag but inside your bum. thanks

I would think that one of the cone icing things used for icing a cake should work to put the oatmeal in. You would have to add some water tho.

[denverab]

The pad idea scares me., I have used Tampons (Supers) and then added some water to activate the tampon. I want to try the bananas next.

[mawsslimline]

just found this thread. I've been doing the banana thing for a couple of years, also oatmeal (and I have a pretty good method of getting it inside too). Never tried plugging with a pad though and not sure I like the idea of something dry inside. I can hold on without for quite a time anyway. Would quite like to try this in company sometime if anybody interested?