PAMPEREDPET Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 has diarhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain Link to comment
attends_99 Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 Can only cook when it's a full moon and there is a G in the name of the month Link to comment
freswith Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 ^ Only gets drunk on days with a "y" in them. Link to comment
attends_99 Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 ^Is a pesterJuliaaholic and I'll have you know that I'm as jober as a sudge. Link to comment
freswith Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Took to alcohol in preference to Julia. Wise man! Link to comment
attends_99 Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Took to alcohol in preference to Julia. Wise man! Aye, and I don't think I be the first man she's driven to drink matey. She be a cruel mistress that one! ^Has been driven to drink so many times he's run out of flippers to count them on! Link to comment
freswith Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 ^ When he finally joined Alchoholics Anonymous, three breweries went on short time. Link to comment
attends_99 Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 ^Amphibians Anonymous won't have him Link to comment
freswith Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 ^ The FBI most certainly do want him! (Not the UK police; they have given up catching criminals for Lent.) Link to comment
attends_99 Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 ^Gave himself up to the FBI for lent. (even traveled here to the states to do it..what a guy!!) Link to comment
ultrapampers Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 attends_99 will try to convince you he's thick, and soft, and smells wonderful, and has a smooth white plastic cover. But I hear PaperPak bought him, and put him on a diet, and covered him in ickky cloth-like fuzz. Now he's not as soft, not as absorbent, and doesn't smell nice. Link to comment
attends_99 Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 attends_99 will try to convince you he's thick, and soft, and smells wonderful, and has a smooth white plastic cover. But I hear PaperPak bought him, and put him on a diet, and covered him in ickky cloth-like fuzz. Now he's not as soft, not as absorbent, and doesn't smell nice. very very sad but unfortunately very very true....I actually wear depend now (with a depend boost pad) should change my username I guess ^Has been taking lessons with Yoda and now has the Jedi Mind Meld capability...learning well he has!!! Link to comment
freswith Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Has been seen stalking the Tower of London at midnight with his head tucked underneath his arm. Link to comment
I M Soaked Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 ^ Has been known to hang out around castle moats talking pretty, young girls into kissing him. Link to comment
faker Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 ^ once flayed a guy for replacing the old attends Link to comment
BabyJune Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Was a Cheshire Cat in a previous life. Link to comment
freswith Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 ^ Has been seen with Michael Jackson Link to comment
ultrapampers Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 ^ Just bought Neverland with money he'd invested with Bernie Madoff. Link to comment
freswith Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 ^ Was Bernie Madoff's financial adviser. Link to comment
freswith Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 ^ Was Michael Jackson's "bit on the side"! Link to comment
acemanner Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 ^ is actually a frog. But not just a frog , a COMMUNIST frog Link to comment
ultrapampers Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 ^ wears his diapers inside-out. Link to comment
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