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[Wannatripbaby]

^Is a Goron

[Firefly 35]

^ Eats a McDonalds tetrasodium pyrophosphate burger for lunch every day with a side of extra chemicals.

[Wannatripbaby]

*gag* I wouldn't be caught dead eating that swill! What need have I for fast food when I can time trav--I mean, what? Who said that? You're crazy or something. *whistles*

 

^pronounces the word "infiltrate" with emphasis on the "fil."

 

[Firefly 35]

^ Doesn't know what tetrasodium pyrophosphate is.

[Wannatripbaby]

Well I know it contains 4 sodium atoms and some phosphorus. Right?

 

^Shot the Sheriff.

[Firefly 35]

^ Put a trip wire in front of the deputy, hence his username.  Also is now wanted for felony faceplant induction.

[Wannatripbaby]

6 hours ago, Firefly 35 said:

^ Put a trip wire in front of the deputy, hence his username.  Also is now wanted for felony faceplant induction

Hahahahaha! Okay I'll admit to that one! The look one his face was priceless!

 

^Solved world hunger. Told nobody.

[Firefly 35]

^ Figured out how to have world peace but didn't tell anyone.

[Wannatripbaby]

"If you want peace, PREPARE FOR WAR!"

  -some death metal band on Guitar Hero.

 

^Let the dogs out.

[Firefly 35]

^ Is a crazy cat lady who just got her 126th cat as a Christmas present.

[Shotgun Diplomat]

^Believes that a figure eight knot is the least secure of all stop knots. Swears by the half hitch.

[Wannatripbaby]

^Pushed a surgeon down a well. His reason? "He should've tended to the sick & left the Well alone."

[Firefly 35]

^ Tried to set up his own computer, but can't figure out why the keyboard sounds like a piano, or why Windows 10 was shipped from a home improvement store. Also can't understand how people don't get sick from handling a mouse all the time.

[Wannatripbaby]

There may or may not be less untruth to that statement than you wouldn’t think there wasn't.

 

^doesn't know the difference between centripetal force & centrifugal force.

[Firefly 35]

^ Thinks that spinny office chairs are a type of thrill ride and that one with rockets would be awsome.

[Wannatripbaby]

Umm, yeah! Because they are & it would be!

 

^thinks smiles are a tool the Devil uses to make us complacent in our sin.

[Firefly 35]

^ Thinks that any surgical procedure can be done with only a frying pan, a 20 volt drill, and a spool of dental floss.  Also thinks that if real surgeons did that, people would save a lot of money.

[Wannatripbaby]

Well you can't deny that the second part of that rumor is true. So I'm at least half right.

 

^Leaves his used diapers in the Walmart parking lot.

[Firefly 35]

Well how else would you dispose of dirty diapers?  

^ Likes to pee and poop his diapers until they explode so that the pieces are too small to clean up.

[babywyatt]

^is a shape shifting time traveling monkey from the year 999,999,999,999,999,999,998,999,999,999,999

[Adam_Mayes]

^ Thinks pizza is a food group and should be eaten everyday

[babywyatt]

Yeah so

[Wannatripbaby]

57 minutes ago, babywyatt said:

Yeah so

Good answer!

[babywyatt]

^thinks pants should be illegal

[Wannatripbaby]

No no no, I think pants should be regulated. Not outlawed.

 

^Has been wearing the same socks for 32 days.