freswith Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 ^ Was kidnapped by aliens, but they sent her back when they found she needed changing. Link to comment
Bonsai Posted March 13, 2012 Share Posted March 13, 2012 Cursed on Chtulhu when his nappy leaked on the best sofa of the guestroom. Link to comment
Eir Posted March 14, 2012 Share Posted March 14, 2012 ^Actually hates Shadows and Mist by Woody Allen Link to comment
BabyJune Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 ^ Wonders why Woody Allen never changed his name. Link to comment
freswith Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 ^ has a Pre-Raphaelite fixation. Link to comment
Eir Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 ^Drove a French Chef crazy by eating butter and rosemary. Link to comment
Bonsai Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 Is super-hyper on caffeine and therefore has to go potty every 5 minutes! Link to comment
BabyJune Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 Thinks "caffeine" is a baby female cow. Link to comment
Eir Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 The person above me is not scandelous in any way. And is in fact, quite boring! Link to comment
cruxshadow Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 ^Awakens in a stupor, beneath a pile of strangers' laundry, wondering "where am I? Is itTuesday again? Is today the day I'll find my children? But what if they've grown too much; what If I can't recognize their faces!? My own children's faces! OH GOD!!!! Mommy's on her way babies! I have to save you from him!" Link to comment
Eir Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Your avatar is a stick figure of a cop, with his hands on his hips! Link to comment
Bonsai Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Your "Potty progress chart" was getting full of nasty red crosses (accidents) and progressively fewer green visas (potty in time), yesterday today your caretaker decided you're not yet ready for training and placed you in soft thick thirsty nappies also for daytime. Now "Potty progress chart" remines perfectly clean each day, though not the same can be said for your nappies! Link to comment
Eir Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 ^You slipped muscle relaxer into my babas to give me soggie woggies and poopy pants. Not my fault! Link to comment
Bonsai Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 You keep drinking your babas even after discovering they are laced, because this way things are much less stressful. 1 Link to comment
Eir Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 ^Clearly enjoys changing dirty diapers! Link to comment
Bonsai Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Wrongly deducts that the one who laced drinks is also the one that changes diapers, who in reality is also not the same person that gives punishments for lack of progress in potty training Link to comment
BabyJune Posted March 24, 2012 Share Posted March 24, 2012 Is best friends with the potty monster Link to comment
Eir Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 Likes to flush her diapers down the toilet! Link to comment
Bonsai Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 Enjoys silent smelly farting in crowded, unescapable places like elevators. Link to comment
Eir Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 Is disgusted by bodily functions. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted March 31, 2012 Share Posted March 31, 2012 ^ Likes certain bodily functions much better than others. Link to comment
Bonsai Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 Isn't too worried about skid marks in undies. Link to comment
Eir Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 ^Actually has a sexual fetish for shaping miniature trees! Link to comment
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