Start A Useless Rumor About The Person Above You

[Juliabam]

^Is used to be thrown out

[freswith]

^ Was cast out of heaven.

[Juliabam]

^Still thinks heaven is a nightclub round the next corner

[freswith]

^Still thinks heaven is a nightclub round the next corner

(At my age it probably is round the next corner.)

^ Thinks that heaven is in a bottle of bubbly wine.

[Juliabam]

^thinks bubbly wine is the water from his bathtub.

[freswith]

^ drinks water from my bathtub.

[Juliabam]

Looks like a prune because he spend most of his time soaking in his bathtub

[babymaggie]

has to stay in the bathtub because he is really a fish.

[Juliabam]

^has to stay under the floor because he's really a rat disguised as a cartoon mouse

[freswith]

^ suffers from sexual confusion

[Jabez]

^ Suffers from species confusion

[Juliabam]

^is basically just confused all the time!

[freswith]

^ Confuses everybody.

[BabyJune]

Thinks that to "ponder" means "go for a swim"

[Juliabam]

^Eats bugs for breakfast

[freswith]

^ Being a bat, she also eats bugs for a late supper.

[Juliabam]

^Eats bugs for all meals including snacks between, and uses their legs to pick his teeth

[freswith]

^ has bug legs

[Jabez]

^ Has bug eyes.

[freswith]

^ Has four eyes

[Juliabam]

^ Has four eyes

HEY Don't tease one with glasses!!!

^Spits his tongue out every time he eats.

[freswith]

HEY Don't tease one with glasses!!!

^Spits his tongue out every time he eats.

(Why not? I wore them for forty years before I got my eyeballs reground with a laser - the best money I ever spent)

^ Once had sex with a Volkwagen

[Juliabam]

^Uses a word for his nappy that makes him sound like he was cursing a cat.. Die Purr!

[freswith]

^ Is bog-Irish and actually sits in her own bog.

[BabyJune]

Thinks that Benny Hill is a mountain.